The Ghost of Big Dick Whip. Back to capture the hearts of Pitt fans and to drop my nuts on all who try me. NOT affiliated with Pitt
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Pitt fans, in light of recent news from Narduzzi, I mocked up 4 new Pitt helmets. Rank these 4 helmets from which helmet you’d most like to see to which helmet you’d least like to see 👀🔥
Jordan Addison quit on his team & went to USC “to be better prepared for the NFL” only to put up 50% of the production he did at Pitt last year, opt out of his bowl game & lower his draft stock. Nobody at USC will remember him in 3 years. Threw away being a LEGEND for this.
Anonymous WVU player on Pitt RB Rodney Hammond
“He walked in our locker room pregame & walked right by me. I’m like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for…”
“& he walked by me & he looked at our entire defense & said, “Lace em up, it’s gonna be a long fucking game”
Remember when UCLA had no opt-outs because their players love football and still lost to the Pitt Panthers with 8 opt-outs and a backup QB and backup RB who was hurt most of the year 😂
Thank you
@sibande_nike
Thank you
@GE3__
Thank you
@JamariusBurton
Thank you
@Ambition___0
You all said you wanted to put Pitt basketball back on the map. You delivered on that. Can’t thank you guys enough & the joy you brought me & all Pitt fans this year
#H2P
Today’s Steelers game was the worst football performance I’ve seen from a Pittsburgh sports team dating all the way back to last nights Pitt football game
“We have the best QB in the B1G”
“2 Top 5 RB’s in the country”
“Best OL in B1G”
“Best defense in the country”
“This is the year they finally beat OSU & Michigan”
“Drew Allar is a Heisman candidate”
“PSU making the playoffs”
“It’s a different team this year!”
@BrettKollmann
You mean to tell me USC has an indoor football field that isn’t longer than 40 yards? Lmao what is it just 2 endzones and 10 yards in between them? 😂
In the words of all the WVU fans who told me all week to “Hang the Banner” for making the tournament and winning a play-in game…
Go ahead and Hang the Banner!! 😂😂
@WVUhoops
HAVE A HALF PHIL JURKOVEC‼️😤🔥
2/7 👀
16 Yards 😮💨
1 INT 😈
3 passes thrown in the dirt including on a 2 yard screen 🤯
1 pass thrown 3 feet behind a wide open receiver who would have walked in for a TD 👏
“Ok but if Veilleux struggles too?”
Give me the sophomore who will more than likely be our starter the next 2 seasons and might show growing pains this year in his 1st year in the offense over a 6th year 24 year old who has no future in a Pitt uniform or football after this year
My season ticket holder seats will be empty until 15 is out & 11 is in. He spurned Pitt twice, talked shit on the fans after a shit performance, then went & played even worse against WVU & then declined to talk to the media like an absolute bitch. I’m all the way out on this bum
Steelers LB TJ Watt on why he was wearing a Pitt hat getting on the plane today
“I watch that Pitt defense & see how Coach Patridge has his guys in the backfield all the time. I really look up to those Pitt guys, I only hope I can be as good of a pass rusher as they are one day”
Pat Narduzzi when he realizes having a Quarterback who can physically throw the ball forward with literally any velocity is better than having a quarterback who throws Tight End screen passes directly into the dirt
@CoachHuggs
The WVU graphic designer on his laptop having to make a cool looking graphic after a WVU coach calls an entire university and their fans “Catholic Fags”
U$C bought and stacked their roster and couldn’t even win the PAC-12. Losing by 20+ lmao. Maybe Lincoln Riley needs to go out and illegally buy players who aren’t even in the portal who know how to tackle for next year. Scum ass snake oil salesman as a coach.
I think Pitt fans are putting too much hype into Veilleux getting the start today. We still have other glaring issues on offense, a really bad OC & he’s making his first career start in the pouring rain against a Top 15 team. Realistically, I think he goes for 750+ yards & 8 TD’s
Pitt is (at worst) 5-1 if Veilleux was the starter all year. No, that’s not an overreaction or an exaggeration to one game. I’ve been saying it. It’s totally rational, Pitt had almost impossibly bad QB play. I’ll say it again, Pitt is 5-1 AT WORST if Veilleux was the starter.
Kenny Pickett, Haba Baldonado, Izzy Abanikanda, Jared Wayne, Jason Pinnock, Damarri Mathis, Damar Hamlin Dane Jackson, Calijah Kancey, Jaylen Twyman & SirVocea Dennis are all having great preseasons. Add them in w/ Donald, Boyd, Whitehead, Conner, & O’Neill. Pitt in the pros
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Final Score:
Michigan - 41
Attendance State - 17
Penn State is now 0-10 in their last 10 games against Top 15 opponents
Penn State is now 10-11 in their last 21 B1G games
Can you say Big Ten POWERHOUSE!?
This man talked so much shit and was cocky af just to throw 3 interceptions, get benched and faked an injury to lose to a Pitt team with 8 opt outs, a backup QB and backup RB. Bum ass loser
With 73,117 in attendance tonight, Taylor Swift The Eras Tour sets the record for the largest crowd in Acrisure Stadium history‼️‼️‼️
#PittsburghTSTheErasTour
#TaylorSwift
Did Rodney Hammond sleep with Cignetti’s wife or something? I mean how tf does RODNEY HAMMOND who I thought was gonna be in the running for ACCPOY only have 11 carries on the season!? You’ve got a QB who just went 10 (10!!!) from 32 tonight and your best RB has barely played
I see the PSU/WVU trolls are in my mentions saying Pickett sucks for the Steelers.
Pickett went 34/52, completing 66% of his passes for 327 yards against the league’s best D & top ranked pass D, all while having no run game & a combined total of 8 drops by his receivers.
Pitt:
• Projected 12 wins
• Projected 14th in ACC
• 1-3 start
• 3 starters out for the year
• 24 wins
• 1 miss away from being ACC Champs
• First tourney in 7 years
• 2 tourney wins
No other team can say that. Incredible season. So damn proud of this team.
#H2P
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Don’t worry Gerry, I’ve heard a rumor that Penn State is putting the JoePa statue back! They’re going to put it in the library to remind everyone to stay quiet!
So current & former NFL coaches & GM’s, current & past Steelers QB’s, coaches & players all believe that Kenny Pickett is the guy. But I’m supposed to think he isn’t 20 games into his career because some guy from Cresson, PA tweeted 4 different “All-22” clips of bad throws
🔸Jeff Capel - ACC Coach of the Year
🔸 Jamarius Burton - All-ACC First Team
🔸 Nike Sibande - Sixth Man of the Year
🔸 Blake Hinson - All-ACC Second Team
So damn proud of this coach & this team, made Pitt relevant again & can be the team that propelled us further!
#H2P
It’s weird how almost the entire fanbase was screaming Veilleux should have been starting since Week 2 & he comes out against the
#14
ranked team in the country (who shut down Sam Hartman & Notre Dame) in the pouring rain & still looks infinitely better than Phil did at any point
Remember when Pitt went 10-2, had their best season in 40 years, set All-Time offensive records, had a Biletnikoff winner, a Heisman finalist & won the ACC & like the first interview after the season Narduzzi said “I didn’t like how much we threw the ball” & now here we are lmao
Picked to finish 14th in ACC. Started 1-3. Everyone yelling fire Capel, this team had 21 wins, set multiple school records & was 3 seconds away from an ACC Title. Let the miserable people be miserable. Pitt is playing meaningful games in March & the future is even brighter!!
#H2P
Everyone was right, Pitt’s all white uniforms look EXACTLY like PSU’s if you take away all the royal blue, the cathedral font, the white face mask, the logos on the sides of the helmet, all of the gold trim and the names on the jerseys. They’re practically a spitting image!
Went into downtown Pittsburgh to grab some lunch & I was shot & killed 6 different times. There’s approximately 10-15 tents on every corner, homeless people kept getting in my passenger seat to do meth at every redlight/stop sign. This is just Day 1 with the new elected officials
I’ve just been informed that despite scoring 100 points and winning by 48, Pitt has dropped 11 spots in the NET ranking and are now slotted in “Last Four OUT” because they didn’t win by 50
If I’m Penn State, I don’t look very far for my new Men’s Basketball Coach & I go hire proven winner & program stabilizer Kevin Stallings! PSU should be on the phone with him right now, fly him to State College, & hand him a blank check & let him do his thing!
#PennStallings
4 reasons why I like Pitt declining the NIT invite:
1. This team IS above NIT, shouldn’t play in a meaningless tournament when they should be in the real one
2. Capel/team setting a new standard for Pitt
3. Coaches/Players choice
4. Portal opens tomorrow, get started on that
When I was 6 years old I went down to Morgantown for the Backyard Brawl and I got lost in the bathroom from my dad. I asked a WVU fan if he could help me because I was scared and he and a bunch of other WVU fans and they all shot me with muskets. Lucky to be alive
Phil Jurkovec deciding to switch his position to Tight End during Week 7 of his 6th and final College Football Season after being benched as the starting QB and demoted to 3rd string:
I really wish Pitt would just take the Penn State approach and play 3 or 4 cupcakes out of conference every year. It’s the difference between consistently having 7-5 or 8-4 seasons over the years and consistently having 9-3 or 10-2 seasons
I wouldn’t give a damn about NET rankings if the selection committee didn’t use it as a centralized component of their selection process. The attached picture is why Pitt fans keep “crying” about disrespect. These are the facts
Hey
@Pitt_TeamStore
@Fanatics
@mitchell_ness
does the new hoodie in the Louis Riddick collection come with the image that was pulled straight from Getty Images stock photos with the photographers watermark still on it!? Looks super good! 🔥🔥🤯😮💨🙏
I talked to Kenny Pickett after the game & he confirmed to me that Matt Canada wanted to punt the ball on 2nd & 9 late in the 4th quarter. Instead, Kenny called an audible & hit George Pickens down the sideline for a 41 yard Touchdown to take the 14-10 lead. Gutsy stuff from KP8
WVU fans all season:
“Pitt won’t keep winning 😂”
*Pitt keeps winning*
“Pitt to the NIT! 😂”
*Pitt makes the tournament*
“Lmao its a play-in game! Doesn’t count & you’ll lose the play-in game anyway! 😂”
*Pitt wins play-in game*
“Wow you won a play-in game good job 😂”
Reminder Narduzzi had all the momentum in the world coming off an ACC Championship & decided to piss it away to reinvent the offense his way because he’s stubborn & wanted “balance”. Well got what he wanted, since that ACC Championship our offense & QB play has looked incompetent
If you’re a Pitt fan who is responding “13-9” to WVU fans clowning Pitt just go ahead and log out for me. We just got embarrassed on national tv to 2 pretty bad football teams in back to back weeks and your comeback is a game from 2007. Stop embarrassing us even more 😂
Good morning. Pitt was down 68-60 with 2:02 left in the game against the
#20
team in the country and closed the final 2 minutes on an 11-0 run to win 71-68 and pick up their 3rd ranked win
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@Pitt_VB
beat rival Louisville to advance to their 3rd straight Final Four
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@Pitt_MBB
beats Canisius after winning the Backyard Brawl
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@Pitt_WBB
gets 3rd straight win
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@Pitt_WRES
upsets
#5
OSU
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@Pitt_FB
hires an exciting OC
Was a good weekend to be a Pitt fan
#H2P
If this Duke vs Clemson game was happening in any other conference we’d be hearing “man this conference is so deep. Every week is a battle!”
But it’s happening in the ACC so the narrative will be “another down year for the ACC, one of their best teams lost to Duke 😂😂😂”
Narduzzi walking into the locker room with the blue vase after dominating
#14
Louisville 38-21 with a QB making his first career start in a downpour on a cold night
Realizing that Larry Fitzgerald, Ruben Brown, Matt Cavanaugh, and a family member of the late great Chris Doleman will all be in attendance Saturday Night and be forced to watch an offense led by Phil Jurkovec
Just went to take a pic with the new sign & got shot & killed 7 times. All 7 people told me as they were killing me that they’re homeless. This sign is already being used as a gang meet up spot.
Marty Griffin, Wendy Bell, Hot Dog Shop Guy & Colin Dunlap please look into this!
Blowing a 31-10 lead. Scoring a TD with 1:30 left in the game to give us the lead but fumbling the hold on the extra point to only have a 6 point lead and then watching the Cincinnati drive that ensued and losing by 1 will forever haunt me… payback tomorrow. Pitt by 100
James Franklin is such a classless fuck for hurrying up to score in garbage time instead of kneeling it out with the game already over and WVU with no timeouts 😂
110,856 is the announced attendance.
Second largest in program history, topping the Iowa game from this year.
Side note, appeared to be some boos when PA announcer ended the announcement with “under head coach James Franklin.”
The good news about Notre Dame dominating a very bad Navy team, is that they’re gonna get insanely overhyped and overranked throughout the season and that means Pitt will have a Top 10 win to add to their resume when they head to South Bend October 28th
For my entire life Pitt football getting 8 wins was a solid year. For the first time in my life 8 wins is considered a disappointment. Hopefully that script has permanently flipped, looking forward to next season and still as always Hailing to Pitt
TV off. Duzz and staff are too stubborn for the 2nd straight season with a terrible QB & terrible offensive coordinator. All the momentum in the world after the ACC Championship but “wanted to run the ball more”. Glad you got what you wanted. Season is over. What a joke
Due to the ACC Network showing Pitt games all day, Pitt Men’s Basketball has now dropped 6 spots in the NET rankings and 5 spots in the KenPom rankings
Attendance talk is tiresome, but if
@Pitt_FB
wants to continue to have the home field advantage & build the next generation of Pitt fans they have to lower these ticket prices. Asking $90, even $70 for the upper deck is asinine. No one is paying that, especially not a casual fan
Narduzzi’s stubbornness of making an offense into what he wants instead of what worked last year, & the hiring of Frank Cignetti instead of a young innovative mind on offense teamed with a bad QB in Slovis is absolutely program stunting & reversing any progress Pitt may have made
Final Score:
Ohio State - 44
Attendance State - 31
Penn State is now 0-11 in their last 11 games against Top 15 opponents
Penn State is now 11-12 in their last 23 B1G games
Can you say Big Ten POWERHOUSE!?
#UnRaveled
#WeArent
It’s always cool to see sports bring people together and bridge generational gaps! What a cool moment seeing Penn State DL Dani Dennis-Sutton give a nod to former PSU Coaches Joe Paterno and Mike McQueary with his “I saw what happened” celebration
Pitt fans, our 2 most hated rivals meet Week 1 this year in college football, WVU at PSU. Who would you rather see win and why is your choice WVU by 50?
According to reports the Diaz-Graham triplets (Guillermo, Jorge and Federiko) have all put on “a substantial amount of muscle” said one anonymous Post-Gazette reporter. This picture from media day really tells the story! 😳😟
@guilleediazz_
@jorgedgraham
@Federiko_F