Tank.Sinatra
@GeorgeResch
Followers
27,824
Following
366
Media
6,715
Statuses
20,367
My pronouns are Me/Me. Creator of @TanksGoodNews and @influencersitw I am a comedy fanatic and I like to read
New York
Joined May 2010
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Oasis
• 537184 Tweets
SB19 GRACES BILLBOARD KOREA
• 422537 Tweets
Switch
• 254036 Tweets
Shadow
• 184559 Tweets
#SonicMovie3
• 150839 Tweets
ニンダイ
• 98382 Tweets
#西園寺さんは家事をしない
• 58340 Tweets
#GMMTVLiveHouse
• 34298 Tweets
Toney
• 30407 Tweets
アトリエ
• 28155 Tweets
インディー
• 26589 Tweets
グレイセス
• 22276 Tweets
#NintendoDirect
• 17783 Tweets
ときメモ
• 17537 Tweets
ときメモ
• 17537 Tweets
ドラえもん
• 15929 Tweets
幻想水滸伝
• 11153 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
People used to change their opinion based on information.
Now they change the information based on their opinion.
23
290
1K
I just blocked someone on Instagram and, using my email address, he sent me a calendar invite to suck his dick at 9:30 am on September 17th
191
6K
54K
In case you haven’t seen it, here’s a picture of Harambe as a baby
231
3K
33K
Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper should have won the Oscar for acting like they’re not fucking
50
3K
31K
Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriends getting ready to go out for their 25th birthdays
21
757
16K
This is the most respectful and considerate motorcycle parking job I’ve ever seen
196
1K
11K
Scientists: We’ve developed a vaccine that will save your child’s life
Anti vax moms:
5
1K
11K
White people only love Cinco de Mayo because it has mayo in it
52
1K
9K
White dudes: It doesn’t matter how angry you are, you should never destroy where you live
Also white dudes:
14
1K
6K
Spotify: You played these songs more than any other songs this year. Would you like to play these songs some more?
Me: Yeah def
1
596
5K
The inside of this cheese grater looks like the set of a Puffy video
36
4K
5K
When you’re at an Italian restaurant and your friend starts saying ricotta and calamari all weird
14
439
4K
This is who they put in charge of vaccine distribution??
101
735
4K
My dog creating an online petition to have fireworks banned forever
16
824
4K
You’ve heard of “single and ready to mingle”, now get ready for “shy and wanting to die”
14
1K
4K
Me killing a spider even though I know they serve a very important function in the ecosystem
10
560
4K
Me going to work knowing someone sold a jpeg of an ape for $439,000
22
420
4K
I forgot the word for manicure and asked my mom how her handjob was
15
507
4K
Corona virus: *exists*
Celebrities: 🎵 imaaagine being poor 🎵
1
506
4K
@JivaDeVoe
@drwave
I’m serious. A lot of times you pull up to what you think is a spot and there’s a motorcycle in it. He’s taking the guesswork out of it.
56
90
3K
Taylor Swift makes music for people who put reindeer antlers on their cars
15
464
4K
She liked
His selfie
So
He sent her
A dick pic
-Rupi Kaur
9
307
3K
Cincinnati high school student shows up to football game dressed as gorilla dragging a kid around
11
1K
3K
Every Tuesday is Fat Tuesday cause I’m a fat piece of shit
8
755
3K
During the Pandemic of 1918, a little girl was very sick. She asked for some water and medicine, and nobody would give it to her except one nurse. That nurse was Taylor Swift. The little girl was Barack Obama. Sometimes the most tragic situations have the brightest silver li
8
485
3K
Me: I’m fine
Person who got the Pfizer vaccine:
I’m pfine
42
343
3K
Christopher Columbus is like the person that comments "First" on an Instagram post even though they're not first
15
695
3K
Me standing outside a group of friends desperately hoping they’ll include me in the conversation
2
254
3K
Flight attend: Are you able to assist in the unlikely event of an emergency?
Me, sitting in the exit row:
7
288
3K
Me sanitizing my hands, getting ready to touch the shit outta my face
1
325
3K
17 years ago I got sober, and I thought my life was over.
4 years ago I started making memes
2 years ago I started an IG account dedicated solely to good news
Yesterday, this happened
40
69
3K
@rustlesscub
@realDonaldTrump
It’s not unconstitutional at all. It’s the constitution working at its best. This asshole should have never made it into office, but he did, because he worked the electoral college. Now the other branches of the government are finally doing their job.
568
79
2K
Hulu (no ads) - $13
Netflix - $12
HBO now/max - $15
Disney+ - $7
Amazon Prime - $9
Pornhub- Free
CBS All Access - $6
Total: $62 a month for entertainment services.
This is actually a pretty good deal
34
224
2K
Please stop telling me how much money I’d have if I did something I didn’t do
17
315
2K
Twitter is not censoring you. You didn’t tweet that The Godfather sucked bro you tried to overthrow the government lol
10
206
2K
Super Bowl commercials in 2010 vs
Super Bowl commercials in 2020
2
239
2K
In the time it took you to read this, Jeff Bezos made $15,925
20
326
2K
HBO: *spends $15 million dollars on Battle of Winterfell episode
Game of Thrones cast and crew: *spends 55 nights in a dark cold field*
Viewers: iT’s t0O dAaaAArk
15
175
2K
“I work hard and I play hard” means I’m an adult who does drugs
7
140
2K
Visual representation of my desire to eat defeating my desire to be in shape
1
399
2K
You can care about things without being upset all the time
I feel like people might not know this
1
352
2K
Let’s do a reverse purge where for 24 hours every American citizen has to be extra nice to everybody
1
268
2K
Me walking into Thanksgiving this year with my Conservative relatives
10
179
2K
When Justin Bieber challenges you to a fight in the octagon
5
164
2K
Some
Body
Once
Told
Me
The
World
Was
Gonna
Roll
Me
Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself
8
222
2K
The deodorant is not done until the plastic shreds my armpits. This is not up for discussion.
7
199
2K
Last night I woke up at 3 am and stuffed Cheez-Its and peanut butter into my mouth until it basically turned into concrete and I almost died
9
132
2K
Me watching the debates seeing a fly land on Mike Pence’s hair
13
201
2K
Me getting ready to watch the Super Bowl having no idea who’s even playing
4
171
2K
YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO
5
215
2K
@Cobratate
Or, and hear me out, the “country” sent their “police” because you are a “criminal”
67
33
2K
We turn our clocks back an hour tonight, which means there's an extra hour of this fucking election
1
473
2K
Facebook is down where am I supposed to do my medical research?
20
203
2K
Elon Musk: I’m a regular human person, not an alien at all
Also Elon: My child’s name is X Æ A-12
8
122
2K
Me leaving school early because I convinced the teacher I was sick
5
168
2K
I’ve been home for 30 days and it feels like it’s been 6 months
Now I know why 1 year is 7 dog years
4
192
2K
Drake makes music for dudes who cut their hamburger in half before eating it
24
183
1K
This is like seeing your divorced aunt and uncle reunite after he got drunk and called her a cunt in front of the family last Thanksgiving
9
436
1K
I just ate a piece of candy corn and black licorice together and now I can see sounds
4
196
1K
My favorite part of the internet is when a millionaire tries to sell you a course that teaches you how to be happy without money
8
186
1K
If you’re not yelling by 3 pm on Christmas, did you even really celebrate Christmas?
4
165
1K
Some white people refuse to believe that white privilege is real because it means that they had a head start, and they STILL couldn’t make it work
21
202
1K
This generation and their goddamn participation trophies
14
121
1K
Eventually you hit an age
where you’d rather just stay
home and look at memes
10
245
1K
Donald Trump is our president whether you like it or not
11
109
1K
When you get married, everyone tells you “Don’t go to bed mad” but nobody tells you “don’t start an argument at 10:30 pm”
14
258
1K
