George Ryder
@GeorgeHRyder
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If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. You know which “philosopher” said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.
Manchester, England.
Joined September 2010
If you’re ever feeling inadequate just think, you could be Luke Littlers big brother.
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The cardboard bin is getting emptied on Christmas Eve in our locality this year, feels like the Baby Jesus is really looking out for us and trying to make this Christmas a special one.
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@chimmers86 @robrankin @profanityswan We’d just got back from that swingers weekend in Transylvania.
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If Oasis reunite I might have to get out the country for a bit. It’ll be unbearable.
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@jamesmiskell I’ve moved past that point now and instead am really starting to enjoy the guys antics.
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Class 👏🏻 from a Phones 4u Arena fan.
Co-op Live fans to get free bus and tram travel in opening season
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@KyRiley9 @NoelClarke @PaulMerse @supreme_cbd No! I’m interested though! Will be paying attention, hopefully there’ll be some further updates mate 👍🏻
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What an unenjoyable dining experience this looks. Sat eating a bag of fish with your hands, a carrier bag round your neck, and Richard Hillman’s gloves on. Shite.
Crabbish have opened up on Chapel Street in Salford, claiming to be the first Louisiana-style seafood boil restaurant in town. 🦞
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A timely festive reminder of Kiki, and of course his brother Chris.
=2145. Kiki MUSAMPA Midfielder - 20.07.77 - HOL Prem Debut: 02/02/2005 (MANCHESTER CITY vs. Newcastle United, D 1-1) Prem Clubs: Manchester City (05-06) Prem Apps: 41 Prem Goals: 3
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Every year I watch #JamiesChristmasShortcuts and every year his “stress saving tip” is to do all the cooking on Christmas Eve.
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