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Why’s dad not home? Ah he’s just calling Yerry Mina ‘lad’ 45 million times, be back shortly
Everton fans talking to their CB Yerry Mina after they lie 19th in Premier League…
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Wonder how long until she realises the home sign now spells HOWE
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Picture the McCanns finding Maddie and times it by 100
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Would unlock a whole new level of fear this. Imagine ending up on Channel 5 on the bus
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Hope whoever got Sam Fender tickets this morning stands on a plug bare foot
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Makes sense
Former England midfielder Danny Murphy says he became addicted to cocaine after his playing career ended.
Read more ⬇️
#BBCFootball
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Newcastle United’s number 9 coming on for England at the World Cup
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Day ruined at 7am, impressive. Absolutely zero recollection of this ever happening either
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NUFC pricing the average person out of going to the match is going to end in disaster. SJP atmosphere is going to end up like Anfield/Etihad very quickly
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How quickly can you legally change your name?
Our Number One. England’s Number One.
Jordan. Lee. Pickford. 🔵
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NUFC missing a trick by not live streaming ballot results, have a celebrity like Alan Barnes drawing people’s names from a hat one by one
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3.40am this morning little Archie became NUFC’s newest supporter. A feeling like no other ❤️
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On top of the world. For years I’ve struggled with my gambling/mental health and tonight I’ve finally managed to walk into a room full of other blokes with the same issue. Met and talked to people with the same problems and agreed to go to a gamblers anonymous meeting with a few.
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Thought he was running the length of Africa, fair play
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What’s the best photo you’ve taken at the football this year?
Here’s mine which was a fluke just as we were exiting the ground.
Fans leaving the Stadio Renato Dalla’Ara (November 2022)
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Fucking creased at how many people are saying we deserve it because someone who probably didn’t even like football knocked someone’s cap off 👍
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Fair play to any Bournemouth fan making the trip up here today like, rescheduled 700 mile round trip 5 days before Christmas 😂
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Bet Milan is shite. Totally shite. Not bothered in the slightest. Shite.
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Never mind Ticketmaster, I refuse to believe anyone has ever bought a ticket via Gigs and Tours
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Somehow got to prepare myself to carry my Mam’s coffin in the morning. Really couldn’t have got through the last few weeks without my friends & family. Forever grateful to you all 🖤
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For absolute context, we were sat outside having a pint, families, kids etc. had absolutely nothing to do with whatever at ‘in Newcastle’
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Hello hello how do ya do, do ya wanna be a member of the North East Crewe
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Two years tomorrow - the best thing I ever did was open up. We’ve all got this 👍
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Rule number one in life - never rely on your football team to make things better
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GCSE results day always reminds me of one of the stupider things I did 😂
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Reports of a meteor in the sky over the UK just now. If you managed to take any footage we'd love to see it ☄️
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A full box of Ferrero Rocher’s gone. No wonder the club thought they could increase prices…😂
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@sportbible
Saved a click 👍
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We only cleaned the Gallowgate roof because of the Magic Weekend rugby tomorrow
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walking to work this morning and a poor bloke was on the wrong side of the railings on the bridge inconsolable, nearly 5 minutes on the phone to 999 before anyone answered, the whole system is broken. Fortunately he didn’t jump and spoke to me until help arrived but it’s yet -
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@Ryan1996s
@LeWUTB
Mad that the first thing you think about when you see this video is Newcastle United. I’d seek some kind of help 👍
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100% haven’t bought these because I’m going to Man City on Sunday
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Should release a 4th kit and video it on the Guru’s bus
Away games just got better 😮💨🚂
Introducing our 2024/25 Newcastle United away kit!
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Thoughts with Ralph Hasenhüttl today, the bloke must be absolutely raging at these signings
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Be on top of the world or clinically depressed this time tomorrow. No inbetween
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Southampton away, we all knew Wembley was coming 👏
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Would have been canny if every single human in the North East wasn’t going down Wembley that weekend
🥊 North meets south as Newcastle's
@lewis_ritson
takes on the hard hitting
@OharaDavies
in a blockbuster night of boxing at Utilita
@ArenaNewcastle
, Saturday 25 February 2023.
🎟️🎟️ available from 10AM Monday 23 January.
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Lukas Podolski could make a fortune opening a shop in the Biggmarket
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Whatever happens in this shootout, agreed Trippier had a really poor 2 games but he’s still one of the best signings Newcastle United have ever made. Let’s not fucking overact eh. We’re lucky to have him.
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I’ve seen it again so everyone else has to
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