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Geno Areola

@GenoAreola

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UConn WBB coaching legend. Parody account. Mostly sports-related snark. My nipples are silver dollar pancake-sized, they’re real...and they’re spectacular.

Storrs, CT
Joined February 2025
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@GenoAreola
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@usatodaysports 🤨 I dunno…
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@overtime @carebearkieran As a frequent shitter of my own pants, there can be no doubt JB has shit himself here. Best to wear dark pants. Happens to the best of us. *picks at ear wax with pinky finger*
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@TMZ @CoachVic_UT This you?
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Seems nice. Couldn’t have played for me as her eye brows distract and frighten me. Anywho, go Slum Dawg! 👏🏼
@UW_WBB
Washington Women’s Basketball
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So excited for Kelsey Plum to be in purple again! Love our Plum Dawg!! #Becoming
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Ok. You got me. Moderately-soiled boxers.
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RT @GenoAreola: @barstoolsports Ha! I have 2 of my rings shoved up my ass right now. Yawn. #11Rings
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RT @GenoAreola: New nickname alert ‼️ @dhurley15 and all this “2 rings” nonsense got me thinking… I need a new nickname. And here it is:…
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NIL-funded Superteam matchup? That sounds like riveting television. I’ll be tuned in, fo sho. *fart sound* #11Rings
@USCWBB
USC Women's Basketball
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us vs them. this one’s for the city. ✌️ 🆚 UCLA ⏰ 7 PM PT 📺 @peacock
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NIL chaser says what? Wait, how do I delete this on my cellular telephonic device. GD technology. #11Rings
@dejakelly25
Deja Kelly
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The bleep out 😭😭 oops
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@DividendInves11 @crashoutking1 More of a nudge.
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@UConnWBB Bravo, ladies. Academics matter. BTW, emergency practice today at noon. Gotta put in some action where Azzi DOESN’T shoot. Lol. Kind of. Don’t worry…I’ll email your professors. Genō #11Rings
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@TexasWBB 🥱
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🥱 Call me when you have a ring 💍 I hope I’m still alive. Did I mention I have 11 rings? #11Rings
@umichwbball
Michigan Women’s Basketball
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Last night was fun! Congrats again to our HC Kim Barnes Arico on becoming the all-time winningest coach in Michigan basketball history #GoBlue
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@GenoAreola
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RT @GenoAreola: I preferred it when I was the only arrogant asshole coach on campus.
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@icons_women @xx_xyathletics Check your wallet. Just sayin’
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@UConnWBB God, I look rough. Shouldn’t have had the 6th Old Fashioned last night.
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@trendyhoopstars Truth bomb 💣
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