The House of Girish Gekko ગિરનારવાલા
@GekkoGirish
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I'm just trying to find a balance between traditions and modernity. Havans in Mumbai while my algo manipulates USDINR futures from Dubai. Ja feelz?
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I'm about the clan life. Caste is so 2000 and late.
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My uni-ball blue pen can get more likes than your copium compilation of premature khalistani ejaculation. I'm learning from the best
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Lmao he deleted the original post. You will never beat the Indian hordes. It is our hypersonic missle. Our online presence is not to be reckoned with. We will find your weaknesses, exploit them and let the world know. Tukde kar ke jalaa do, reti ke upar muto. No mercy.
Lol this niqqa is blocking Indians left right and center.
Dude’s fxcked around and finding out.
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No ma'am, he's afraid of his life getting ruined and losing his dream job that he worked so hard for. He's also afraid his father might have to break all of the FDs and stop SIPs because thane main paise khilane hain.
So ya supes cute and all na 💘
He is such a gentleman !
And so very cute.
(Vdo Credit -whatsapp)
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He knows we are coming. He is scared, he should be.
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My father and I used to pull this 1-2 punch routine with clients. Take them out for lavish dinner, alcohol flowing, cruise the city in a nice car after and call for a chai to end the night. By then the randibaaz, the addict and the businessmen have revealed themselves.
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The irony is that the Indian population in Saudi is majority Muslim. So much for brotherhood and all that.
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Of course the standard western response is to sexualise everything. Mallakhamb means wrestling on a pole. It is an athletic activity you absolute halfwit.
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Would suggest you block this bhosadpiller. Very few pages irk me. This person either has no understanding of real life, is an incel with a teeny weeny projecting, normal guy who got cheated on or a sulla running a demotivation campaign. Or all of the above.
Touch fucking grass.
If Indian men knew how much their arrange marriage wife has been f*cked by other men who did not want to be with her before choosing you…
They would be disgusted by her.
it’s over
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Now we must tackle the street food vendor threat with the same tenacity. They have created a coalition because they know we are the online superpowah. The horde will never rest, it will never be beaten. Other countries have bots, we have pajeets.
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This guy really has it out for Indians, I'm a betting man and I would like to place a wager he lost a girlfriend to an Indian man. We will turn your children beige, and theirs will be a shade darker all until there are no gori chambdis left. It is inevitable white man, smell me.
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Majority of Indians here are not labourers. There's a huge batch of Indians who are skilled. We run banks, trading companies, private equity, currency exchanges. Heard of Lulu?
I don't want to say it but we pseudo run this place homie. It's called synergy, step into my office.
@GekkoGirish
WHOLE DUBAI/UAE IS FAKE ❌🚫
majority of Indians there are labourers
a big downside is that u breathe the same air as those pakroaches living beside you 🐍
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If you don't have a brother in life like Anuj or Nitin or a friend whose bond supercedes blood, it's so over you.
Noida, UP: Mehndi Hassan stabbed Anuj's father in 2018 and began harassing the family to withdraw their complaint.
Frustrated by the regular harassment, Anuj and Nitin stabbed Mehndi Hassan 17 times, tied him, and dragged him.
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Idk about that. I would hire this guy, dress sense is peak Indian I agree. But it perfectly reflects who he is. A man willing to don the western garb at whatever cost possible, in order to satisfy his hunger for more. For success. Subhe ka tilak bhi hain. You start tomorrow lad.
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Bro they literally threw you out of your own land and here you are shaking them off like a 200 dirham hooker from York Hotel. That's a really shady spot in Bur Dubai, every Sindhi knows that place.
@VeengasJ
As a Sindhi, I have heard my elders recite Shah Abdul Latif with tears flowing down their eyes. My mother took the name of Allah as many times as she did that of Ram. So please, speak for yrself, not for all Sindhis
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When I first got married my wife was very careful about how she affected the household. Never used to speak up, always used to say "I'm fine with anything". It was only until I sat her down and told her it was her who left her home for a new one, others have to adjust. Not her.
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Visiting the in-laws without wifey. I guess I'm eating for two now.
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Smol dick jokes from a gynecologist. I'm no Tate fan but this is just overboard. Don't you guys take an oath? Body shaming works both ways Doctor, never heard a guy say "oh she must have a cave of a vajayjay."
Smh.
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You'll be cool, you'll be successful, you'll be the top of your game. But you'll never be a 73 year old charisma maxxing PM going for a sortie in a Tejas and having more drip than Cardi B. You're all mongrels, Bless up you ingrates.
This is our King.
Successfully completed a sortie on the Tejas. The experience was incredibly enriching, significantly bolstering my confidence in our country's indigenous capabilities, and leaving me with a renewed sense of pride and optimism about our national potential.
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Do not engage or correct fools. It's in our best interest that these dolts continue to underestimate us. They live on the other side of the world and still have a 1880s rural view of India. This is good, American greed knows no bounds and we do not want to share with gorajeets.
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Bro reads Gita every night.
Bro works out.
Bro is vegetarian.
Bro met Mudiji.
You're typing on a keyboard bitching about Ankit just like I am about you haters. We are both losers.
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The start of seed oil epidemic. WE WERE A GHEE NATION. MAKE INDIA GREAT AGAIN.
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At this point I feel like even I may have hooked up with Nina Adgal somewhere sometime.
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In UAE you're fined INR 22,700 for praying in undesignated spots like on the roadside. What is the point of constructing so many masjids when you don't use them? It is difficult to sympathise with a public nuisance like this. You are an impotent chimpanzee Ashraf.
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Some critical thought Arjun. Do you really think PMO would need the help of SRK to broker this deal? Do you really think SRK has that kind of leverage? What was the deal?
"Ok habibi I release navyman, but SRK have to sleep with me one night. I just want him to say K-k-k-khalifa"
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May Maa Kali meet you personally.
“God is real”
The “god” in question:
You’re a demon worshipper, that is not MY God
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Knock knock mfer, open the door.
@chhuti_is
As a Hindu I don't feel it right to build a temple on the ruins if of a mosque. It is not only anti Hinduism but also anti Constitution. Building temple by destroying a mosque shows bankruptcy of mind and religious insecurity and extremism. We do not live in Mediaeval period now.
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Brother probably pulls 9s on a Monday.
What kind of content is this? Cheap flirting, That guy was looking so uncomfortable.
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SoBo kids don't even know where Thane is and think Chikuwadi is the newest milkshake craze on reels. This is the wrong example to use.
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In dono ko Indian citizenship fastrack pe de dijiye Modi ji, jald se jald. It's a matter of national importance. Please do the needful.
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Birader you can walk into a liquor store and purchase Johnny Walker by the gallon if you like and dubofy yourself in it. Same goes for Nutella. Same goes for forks, you can buy one and jam it in your eye. Where are the aUtH0rItIe$?
Isko karne de, marne de, aap soymaxx kijiye.
Why are they doing this? Why no one is stopping them? Where are the authorities? Food inspection department?
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Based couple. Will enjoy long life, see her dotter/son grow up to be 18 and still be under 40. Play with grandkids and maybe their children too.
So based.
Dream life of Twitter Tradnis.
- Make babies at 18
- Stop working or studying
- obey orders of Husband
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Bro is send me reels about wealth inequality and I just had to say it. Nigga you is the wealth inequality.
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This just happened to me. I'm traumatised, what the actual fuck man.
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You fuck off the first two. And have a quick chat with the latter. Next business day all intents are known, and now you can let the tap start flowing. No time for ayashi.
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What exactly is preventing you from moving to France?
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You have never come across a girl.*
I have never come across an Indian girl, in India or abroad, who, when given a chance, would want to be with an Indian man.
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Ah yes. Roti and crystal meth, the snack of champions.
I don't think there's anyone in the world who hates it🥹❤️
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When you get married you'll have to download Pinterest. Be ahead of the curve, curate some home interior shit, holiday landscapes, phalanatikda, and then unveil it when you're engaged. Points through the roof.
Are you writing this down you fucking mongrels/virgins?
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My family was offered the Emirati passport as we've been here since before the country was founded in 1971. On condition we convert. We respectfully declined, Indian Hondu till the end sir. Don't need no European toilet paper passport. But yes some dhando unkils took the offer.
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Slowly she owned the role of my wife and now is getting into her groove. Much proud, very love. Provider husband, Loving waifu. Aspire for this, and the rest of your goals will fall into place.
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Planned processions for religious events that take place once a year vs 52 Friday prayers. Argument invalid.
Those guys were not blocking roads, there was enough space to pass through. Namaz hardly takes 10 minutes.
But you know how exactly road blocks look like? Check this out;
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Pick at a communist scab long enough, find a champagne socialist. Nibba is the show front for his gangrenous posse of entrenched leftists. You deserve a Red Wedding, lolsalami pieces of shit.
@sankrant
Redistributing my wealth achieves nothing on a systemic level. We are talking about govt policy, not charity.
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Adolf Pajeetler W for the ages. Kuch sikho inse. Bhatak te rehte ho dating app se dating app. Mummy ko phone karo aur bolo rishta dhunde. We don't need to apply western templates to the holy sanctity of marriage. We've doing great with our system.
Bless up you single mongrels.
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Sphinx ji is our commander. The real dhando maxxer. On the ground, meeting guys, talking, brainstorming, not just keyboard typing. I aim to have his work ethic and dedication. You sir are the secret Sphinx who will unlock Indian talent.
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From left (discussion items)
ONDC for manufactures
Geopolitics
Papa nahi manenge
ONDCx2
Telugu pride + what will happen to all the students abroad will they get a job hmm
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And on top of all that everyone wants to bang Akhilesh Yadav's wife but he's the only one who gets to do so. Mfer having the best sex of his life tonight.
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Men require more than one wife.
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Vignesh ji, may I politely ask what kind of doctor you are? There are 3 types which I feel would cause concern among society and attract a certain stigma. You wouldn't possibly be a urologist, gynecologist or pediatrician right?
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Mfer got goldfish memory.
-Raga opens a bottle & drink water
-Someone puts another bottle at the same place
-Confused him thinks that he's yet to drink water, open the 2nd one and drink again
😭😂😂😂
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And to top it all off he's a got a Tiktokiya nibbi for a wife.
Devendra Fadnavis is the most unfairly treated person in Indian politics.
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Never ask a pharmacist in India for Xanax without a prescription. He'll look at you like you slept with his mom and didn't call her back.
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Indian RW Twitter has managed to emulate American high school cliques:
- Jocks (Blue tickiyas)
- Popular social butterflies (Egirl shernis)
- Nerds (Trads/Intellectuals)
- Floaters (Rayta)
- Weebs (Weebs?)
- Race based groupers (Caste kangers 🖕)
- Goths/Emos (bhosadpillers)
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In 2024 it is my goal to expand my saffron dhando and at the same time play matchmaker on this platform for all the kunwara and kunwari anons. So you don't end up a blackpilled incel or a honda sherni. Girish Unkil is here worry not my frands, I will get you laid for life.
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When I was growing up in AD and Dubai my grandfather used to take me on his walks. He used to point out the landscaping in both cities. He loved flowers and I quote:
"If you try to do this in India, they'll steal the flowers and sell them at the traffic light, bless up Girish"
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You know what I really hate anon? What I really FUCKING hate? When you sit on my BOOKED window seat and give me the Indian chal ne de na headtilt. THE FUCKING AUDACITY. You might hear about an event that was brought under control on a Vistara flight. That is all.
Jai Shri Ram.
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I don't even watch cricket but this, my guy. This. There are no ultra Hindus in comparison to Gujaratis. This is the horde that will protect you and avenge you.
My brothers ❤️
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So clean, so white, well cut, fire af. BC khada hogaya.
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If you ever visit Dubai, don't forget to buy multiple souvenirs. Burj khalifa model, local clothes, Natural Viagra Honey imported from Iran that has mixed nuts, ginseng and saffron in it give you a hard on that you could pitch a tent on, jewelry. You know your typical souvenirs.
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Man I love my wife so much, she knows me in and out. Need to put a baby in her soon.
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There's an old Jewish guy in NYC who decides the price and the rest of the world determine the real rate by discounting from it accordingly. No jokes.
Diamond mein value appreciation kaise hota hai kisi ko pta hai? For eg. We can track gold rate.
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A+ ratio
We are going to dominate the world with Shri Ram's blessings. Approach our problems and fight the battles with the tenacity he did on his way to Lanka. Let us destroy our Ravans. The strength of Hanuman resides in all of us. Rise my brothers and sisters
जय श्री राम 🙏
This cute little ram lala pic will get more likes and retweets than your shitty take, you Manthara
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You want a super booster anon? A symbiotic haldi doodh known only to a few?
Start with 4 pulverized almonds in ghee (low heat) brown it
1 TSP heaped haldi
1 pea size shilajit
Full fat milk
1 TSP/TBSP raw natural honey (mixed at the end)
Take with Ashwagandha
Titanium hard ons.
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Idk man sometimes these stories make me extremely reserved. Tomorrow I'll go to my local shawarma place and ask for extra tahina the guy will shove a shish kebab skewer through my face.
Just live with the less sauce man.
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@mxtaverse
@_pripan_
There's no fucking way dawg. No way that's a trans person. Oh Mother Mary, Jesus, Astagfirallah Muhammed (PBUH) is not here to see this, Gautam Buddh your teachings were lost, May Shree Krishna grant us the ultimate vision to break such genjutsu. Zoroaster help us.
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I have challenged Dhruv Rathee for an MMA showdown for 3 rounds. Let me up the game, I will pay you AED 250,000 (INR 56,25,000) to throwdown with me.
Will Rathee accept?
Rahul Gandhi has agreed to do a 1-on-1 debate with Narendra Modi.
Will Modi accept?
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My brother do you go outside your house? How are you analysing this as you are? I'm astounded. She's joking, the guy is the opposite of a betabuxxer. He's a sigma whose entertaining his wife by giving this influencer bhao. He has no care in the world. Bro please go outside.
> DoctorJeet tries to hide the fact that he’s a beta buxxer by saying he’s dating her.
> Wife shows him his place by saying he’d be the last guy on the list she’d date.
Why do Indian men tolerate getting cucked like this?
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The comments section literally had every angle of this meme. If that's not meme porn, I don't know what is.
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The richest friend I have is a leftist. It's so over.
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The Jain mafia is as real as the device you're reading this tweet from. May they ever be in your favour and never against you.
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I'm 32 (😭😭)
Genghis Khan vassalised Western Xia at 35
My friend successfully made a coffee at 31
Adolf Hitler joined DAP, the parent of The Nazi Party at 30
Kim Jong Un became leader at 29
Then there's me. Just admiring the shit out of them and learning what I can. Ja feelz?
I’m 22.
Steve Jobs started Apple at 21.
Pascal invented calculator at 19.
Mr. Beast Hit 100M subscribers at 24.
Kylie Jenner made a billion dollars at 21.
Mark Zuckerberg was a billionaire at 23.
And then there’s me.
I’ve lived on earth for 8095 days.
1345 of which I’ve spent
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@protosphinx
Ratio.
Bro stahp the cap. If you're in your 40s you definitely shouldn't be on here. Bless up hit the like.
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Holy shit she's Jada Pinkett Smith-ing him. It's so over.
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@chakravartiin
Harsh truth. Not all men and women are forged from steel. Some are made from clay and glass. The daughter has the awakening in her and has forged herself. Sometimes an unfortunate incident causes you to be late. 5% luck hain, rest is all hard work, character, attitude etc.
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Imagine having a meal to your liking and the first thing that comes to your mind is "hey, let me use this moment to try and generate seethe from a community."
How worthless is your life that you can't enjoy a meal without bringing your petty caste politics to the anterior.
Adei casteist brahmins, the beef steak I'd today is dry age & juiciest. I can't even imagine how tastiest the ghee roasted beef, one all your free loading thiruttu rascals ancestors had daily, fooking parasites.
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Peak.
American actress, Jennifer Connelly, in the early 1990s.
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@brombiradar
He literally posts the same content everyday. Jeeta this jeeta that, arrange marriage sham, your girl has been used. The closest he's come to a pair of tits is 13 inches which is the distance between his eyes and the computer on which pornhub is blasting.
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I don't know how to say this but I used Tinder to honeytrap someone who had a debt with me and then threatened to tell their wife about it. Got paid with interest and a little maska on top.
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Diamond market full mandi chalu hain more suffering is on the way. But I revert to a very classical reply from an old unkil I received on the future of our business. I'll write it in Hindi even though it was told to me in Gujarati:
गिरीश भाई, जब तक लड़कियाँ हैं, हीरे भी रहेंगे
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I actually don't even care about what the internet thinks of or is divided on this certain topic.
Boobas >>> Bumbums.
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Let me tell you something. The fine for breaking red light in Dubai is AED 4000 plus impound for 30 days. If you don't want the impound, it's 100 dirhams a day. So AED 3000 more and 23 black points. 24 points and license cancelled. Aed 7000 * 22.5 = INR 157,500.
Just saying.
Vehicles are not allowed to stop on Atal Setu unless there is an emergency. Clicking pictures is also not permitted.
But still, people are stopping cars, taking pictures, climbing the railing, having nariyal Pani, spitting, and littering the bridge. Surprisingly, these people
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This boys entire family about to be behind bars. All thought that their money and influence would keep the chaos at an arms length. I don't think they'll forgive the boy now only because he roped the whole family in. And that's the real punishment for taking 2 lives while DUI.
BREAKING: Investigation finds that Shivani Agarwal, mother of the teen Porsche driver, got her blood sample swapped with his at Sassoon Hospital during medical test to mask alcohol content. Police now on the look-out for her, she has left Pune, reports
@divyeshas
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Main isko follow nai kar tha phir bhi e-th0t ah jati hain feed pe. I dislike your approach, you could have militarized your simps to do some good. Alas here we are bobs and vagening. Get help or get a husband, stop e-whoring.
Kuch waist goddess Twitter chal raha hai. So here is a pic but it’s from 2021 & I really need to lose some weight.
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Good evening, I have returned to the motherland.
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Travelled the world, been to the top and to the bottom, drank what was there to drink, ate what was served, bedded many damsels. But none could keep me away from this fabulous city. If you know, you know.
Bless up the whole lot of you. Line up right now.
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Even though I disagree with Murthy, if you do want to build something its not going to come from having a work life balance. Sacrifice is everything in the money game. Time away from family, skipping events and functions, it truly is a game made for the strong only.
This is very strange
It's like they are operating in a syndicate, once their boss Murthy gave the signal all of them started uttering the same crap
Very likely they planning to lobby to change the labour laws for the Services sector and the statements are groundwork preparation
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It's quite possible I could find my 2nd wife in Delhi. This place is wild fam. Listen, there's potentially new game in town so bring your A game boys.
2 wife nationalism gang hit that like or we will have a physical fight resulting in your ban from the group.
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That Indo-Sino ties are stronger than ever. And they're both playing out a script to undermine Uncle Sam. Which makes India the mole in QUAD. I also think Mudi, Xi and Putin formulated this together over a tea consisting of foods from all 3 countries in some remote hillside.
What are some conspiracy theories related to Indian politics that you would bet half your net worth on?
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My brother in Christ, you are the pajeet.
I'm a proud Roman Catholic. Every slur from an Indian calling me this, will only alienate me further. BJP my foot, I will never EVER fall before your lot . I'm a Proud Catholic & will die so. Indian or not. You can NEVER be us.
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My wife tells me that when I come home from a long day of work, sweaty musky and smelling of tobacco and the last lingering of oud, it makes her went to jump on me. This is the truth, you may spread it.
Glad someone noticed this! That’s why WFH is female coded. House belongs to women; men are supposed toil outside; bringing sweet of their labor end of the day. World is men’s oyster.
Modernity has turned things upside down. Staying with women 24*7 turns men into sensitive
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We shall respond to your mating call. You have been heard.
🚨 "I have one message for Indian people, particularly, to young people of India. Please go to Japan to study and work. If you are a student, it’s so easy to get a visa with just a student ID," - Japanese ambassador Hiroshi Suzuki.
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I miss Rudrabhoj ji. He was always in the middle of some controversy and taking a stand like the protagonist that he is. Come back soon fren.
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PSA: I repeat, never fuck with Dagestani/Chechen lads. You read it here first, I'll tell you all a story if you're interested.
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There's mandirs here. There's so many Indians here, it feels like home anyway. I get all the Indian fruits and veg. All the spices. All the dal and rice you could want. Export quality mangos.
I mean, you think LARPin anon? Like why aren't you already in Dubai?
ggwp.
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Imagine getting into your owners bag of shrooms and blowing your mind out of the dimension and realising your rebirth was in the body of this kitten and you're approximately 2308 deaths away from escaping samsara. Yeah me too buddy.
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