Chill night had to piss the pants with the fellas

@thatssalvatore Did you Google link in profile picture too?

I just railed this chick for an entire Harry Potter movie thank you @royalhoney

The most important aspect of being a top teir performer is the recovery.

@The_Dean_Bingo That’s the og pocket pussy

I will have her one way or another #nodiddy

@SmokinOnUNC EG, Personally I think you should sit them here and refuse to move just to shout her out. -Berman

Holy shit they kill Ed Stark

Glad to see someone is raising our youth the right way

@WotanPrince If we send his fatass back we can fix people from going hungry in America

@WotanPrince Look at the size of him he’s about 2 humans

@CaudilloXIV This is my president

@skatteboner 2016 cam newton

@darkhorsebub69 Kobe at the buzzer

@rollfuckinpack1 I wish I could shotgun like him

@Dingleberry182 Did a white man fry this rice?

Putting this song on my sex playlist because of how hard it fucks

Buddy said that Barbours where “overplayed” and “I’m not putting one back on till the fall” Not only are these jackets a status symbol but these are also a high tech cold weather garment.

Just realized I’m still logged into the ex situationships MAX account so I’m rewatching these bad boys till it warms up outside

“Never gone to bed with an ugly girl but I’ve woken up with a few” -404grimreaper

@CouldBeThePlay Is that the mountain from got?