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@GandeeMatt
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10 months
@StoolMintzy I’m not tipping for takeout.
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@GandeeMatt
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19 days
@BarstoolRia It’s weird how you blame the whole office for you being a homie hopper.
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@GandeeMatt
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2 years
@Lionel_Hutz_Esq @kayiveyforgov @espn Is it really bigotry to not let dudes play women’s sports though? Sounds more like common sense.
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@GandeeMatt
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2 years
@vivelafat @Bornakang You don’t think that’s where that pan full of butter salt and pepper ended up?.
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@GandeeMatt
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2 years
@Burner06137507 @MySportsUpdate Terrible troll attempt.
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@GandeeMatt
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3 months
@Breaking911 What’s insane is that we actually have to explain this to other adults.
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@GandeeMatt
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10 months
@dennyhamlin You did jump it, but lucky for you, nascar didn’t feel like doing the right thing.
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2 years
@FLA5HGORDON @vivelafat @Bornakang The best steaks in the world use salt, butter and rosemary.
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@GandeeMatt
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3 years
@barstoolsports This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen.
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2 years
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1 year
@barstoolsports Now do picks.
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2 years
@FLA5HGORDON @vivelafat @Bornakang You may need to learn a little about cooking. Sounds like you’re talking about rubs.
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2 years
@ClayTravis Yeah, hope no one goes lol.
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1 year
@LRiddickESPN @PFF_RyanSmith You thought they’d let mahomes lose on a peacock game.
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2 years
@coachkush00 @MySportsUpdate @ChasingSnyder Coming back down 17 is the epitome of rattler, right?.
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1 year
@Breaking911 Great, everything is down 5% after doing up 25%.
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1 year
@ryanwhitney6 No ones flipping. Just not paying.
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2 years
@PMTsportsbiz Can’t wait for the lowest rated final of all time.
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3 years
@Gigantis_Trump @shaunking Martin Luther cream.
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@GandeeMatt
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10 months
@realpetea @StoolMintzy There’s no standard for takeout. This is the first time I’ve ever heard anybody say that shit lol. There’s no difference between walking up to a McDonald’s and ordering a burger and walking up to a sit down restaurant restaurant and ordering a burger.
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@DanManCarney That’s still got penis, brother.
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2 years
@barstoolsports Damn we’re recycling week old articles now.
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2 years
@Bornakang Turkey.
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1 year
@NjTank99 @BookCameo He’s cookin the books.
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8 months
@jeff_gluck Being a NASCAR fan in general has becoming stupid and exhausting.
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@GandeeMatt
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5 years
@TotalToughScene First time JR played defense.
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1 year
@smclaughlin93 @IndyCar I love f1 but damn they made a mistake.
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@GandeeMatt
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2 years
@TheGlobal_Index @InternetH0F I have Miami Beach I don’t need these inferior cities.
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@GandeeMatt
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10 months
@A1Landing @StoolMintzy No. A waiter comes to your table a dozen times and asks if you need anything and how is everything. They don’t just bring cups and plates lol.
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@jeff_gluck NASCAR makes it tougher and tougher to be a fan.
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2 years
@ClayTravis Puto is not “anti-gay”.
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@GAFollowers Neither one are in this.
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10 months
@JoshyBeSloshy This shit funny as hell.
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2 years
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@CNviolations He’s not even with her lol he moved out of the way so she could go by.
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@GandeeMatt
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5 years
@ClayTravis That’s how we fuckin do in the mountain state.
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2 years
@Fraudgers12 @PointsBetUSA That’s not getting paid out so it’s irrelevant.
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@GandeeMatt
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4 years
@Darkhooper1 @Wodniwwindow @TheRealDyl96 @E5gaQq4 @1kalwaysopen_ People really don’t watch football. The season mariota started, Henry was abysmal. Those handful of games the dude did nothing. Could argue tannehill being able to open the field up caused henry to succeed over the last two seasons.
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1 year
@schadjoe He’s finally healthy.
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2 years
@photogbrian @BrianR34217931 @NoahGragson They say nascar needs more personalities but they don’t allow them to have one.
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2 years
@mattlogical @Lionel_Hutz_Esq @kayiveyforgov @espn I don’t think she’s saying you can’t be whoever you want to be. You just aren’t going to affect our sports and athletes while you do it.
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3 years
@stoolpresidente Be her agent. Barstool music sounds like a new thing.
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3 years
@calebpressley @KodakBlack1k I can’t tell whether this dude is 100% crazy or 100% genius.
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3 years
@barstoolsports @planbriuncut Two chicks born after Eminem was in his prime.
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4 years
Football guy @BarstoolBigCat.
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4 years
New @Lions HC Dan Campbell: "I told (the players), honestly, day one, I said, 'Look, I'm not carrying your toilet paper around. I'm not gonna wipe your butt. You're gonna wipe your own butt. You handle it and I'll treat you like men until you prove otherwise.'" More to come soon.
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@CNviolations This is dumb cuz I can do the same thing with the butter in the wrapper.
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11 months
@Breaking911 Black men are 3 times more likely to kill a police officer than a police officer is to kill a black male.
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2 years
@PFTCommenter And it’s always a tough crowd when you can’t speak English.
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@GandeeMatt
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3 years
@barstoolsports @BarstoolUofSC Howard’s a 2nd half team.
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2 years
@itoldyoumonsoon @ClayTravis It means bitch. Gay would be Maricon, or joto.
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2 years
@TropicaliJaye @elonmusk The world needs him a lot more than it needs you.
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10 months
@realpetea @StoolMintzy This is false. the person working at the front of the house is getting paid by the hour and does not work for tips. Same goes for the chef.
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3 years
@ClayTravis Going from wentz to Jimmy G
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4 years
@stoolpresidente @RobinhoodApp How can you call yourself “robinhood” if you’re helping the rich!?
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11 months
@jeff_gluck Lmao nascar is so wack.
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@GandeeMatt
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3 years
@newsmax Maybe just once the American people can get some help. I think that 13 billion would’ve helped with this 20% inflation on basic household needs.
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2 years
@barstoolsports @pb_slay This girl is a virgin.
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@_kidR0BOT @TheRoyalSerf Haha you’re hurt as fuck.
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1 year
@nixx_music @FightHaven That actually sounds like justice.
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@GandeeMatt
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3 years
@hiddenstasis @babgocubs @Breaking911 We’ve never mandated a flu vaccine before.
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@GandeeMatt
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11 months
@PFF Going to have to keep multiple stretchers and air casts ready to go on the sideline.
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1 year
@ZaleskiLuke @theblaze It’s very alarming that you’re the head of fact checking anything.
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1 year
@stoolpresidente Tough look. There’s an O in amoeba.
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19 days
@VivaLaStool @barstoolsports @JeffDLowe @TomScibelli It’s weird how Ria blames the whole office for her being a homie hopper.
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11 months
@Breaking911 It’s also not the norm to have an Alzheimer’s sufferer as a president.
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@GandeeMatt
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4 years
@ColinCowherd Who are you talking about? Straight up clean hit.
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2 months
@AB84 @HighLineBetting @ConnorZilisch Damn AB knows racing.
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@GandeeMatt
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10 months
@A1Landing @StoolMintzy It’s called good service and actually “waiting” on the customer.
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1 year
@BenjaminSolak He doesn’t run the football either way.
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@GandeeMatt
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2 years
@PFTCommenter That was the sissiest poot.
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1 year
@ClayTravis I haven’t been able to stop crying since BLM looted and burnt down cities across America.
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5 months
@TreyRyan99 .@goodyear really said let’s take the best race of the year and make it the worst race of the year!.
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3 years
@Breaking911 If anyone has the right, it’s them lol.
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11 months
@KingEfrainNFT @sfjacob77 @FightMate Black people will never succeed as long as they act like victims. It is beta mentality. Do the best you can for yourself and quit blaming other people for your shortcomings.
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2 years
@youngstepdaddy @aitakatia @sportssotweeter @thetimes Floyd’s family didn’t even care enough to pick his shit up from his house when he died. This is a money grab and they won’t win. Worst part is Kanye gave Floyd’s daughter 2 million after his death out of kindness. The nerve of these people.
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@RobertPorubsky @ClayTravis Too much money to be made.
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4 years
@justinwalker100 @Breaking911 Didn’t a black dude shoot 5 people and kill himself this morning?.
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3 months
@SaintMarant @GOATofGOATS_MMA @SimplyJustKing @punjabipac @ChampRDS People who defend Jon jones are weird. He’s ducking Aspinall and it’s obvious.
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@Taylor66664218 @StoolMintzy You think sticking shit in a bag deserves a tip? No one agrees.
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1 year
@PitchingNinja Cool papa bell line drive that hits him in the head as he rounds 2nd base.
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2 months
@Jerrythekid21 Fat fatass bitch.
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2 years
@FFRingFactory @AdamSchefter @RichCimini Once they come in 3rd place he will change his mind.
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@viol3tlife @demonboy13_ @Pyro_Sangria @PopCrave There are only two sexes: male and female. There are only two genders: man and woman . The only social construct is men do manly things and women do womanly things.
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@ArtCandee @DOGE Less than Biden and Trump had to deal with the pandemic.
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11 months
@Breaking911 They keep lying about this as if haven’t experienced the opposite everyday for the last 3 years lol.
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2 years
@DMoneyMaddenYT @Breaking911 Where are your numbers to back it up?.
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5 months
@Shutup77904357 @TeamEvilLeft @Scott7news You’re a pussy lol get fucked.
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11 months
@JoshyBeSloshy I’ll just steal $98 more worth of stuff.
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3 years
What the hell is this witchcraft!?.
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Randy Vasquez, Absurd Breaking Ball. 😳. h/t @davebuddensick
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@BarstoolBigCat These look terrible.
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2 years
@dumpy_man @PrivatePOV3 @DougDim28207521 @Tucci12485939 @jaylacuateco @DailyLoud Cardi B is an absolute waste of life anyway.
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@bobpockrass Yeah, he’s the greatest racecar driver in the world.
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2 years
@br_betting Astros fan high fiving?.
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2 years
@VivaLaStool @BarstoolBigCat @BarstoolYak Big cat looks so fucking fat.
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2 years
@SlySarkisova @CTVNews So you’re saying it has happened.
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2 years
@HillBeverlyhill @RollingStone He said words. Let’s sue him. Lol.
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