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I'd rather try and fail to move forward than to successfully move backwards.
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@Dominicannabis_
@KyleKallgren
I dunno, bowling alleys definitely give off a bisexual vibe.
Roller rinks, too.
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The latest Simpsons Shitposting craze is swapping characters with objects.
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I just think they’re neat.
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@Nymo
@fluffyman85
@SpongeBob
Shoutout to them for keeping up the voices and improvising for 4 1/2 hours.
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Happy 30th anniversary to one of my favorite Simpsons jokes.
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“Itchy & Scratchy & Marge” first aired thirty years ago today and Itchy & Scratchy have never been creepier.
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This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class.
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Homerpalooza also turns 25 today! This aired when I was NINE, so in that time, I’ve gone from Bart, to Homer, to Grampa.
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@Joshstrangehill
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Dale Gribble is such an iconic character, and so much of what made him so memorable came from Johnny Hardwick’s performance. The little “git” noises he made are irreplaceable.
Everyone’s sharing the Pocket Sand gif, but I’ll remember that time he smoked the Olympic Torch.
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Summer of 4’2” first aired 25 years ago today, so that means “You Got The Dud” also turns 25!
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@Joshstrangehill
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Dear parents,
Just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn’t mean that they have a girlfriend/boyfriend. Maybe they are looking at pictures of the Elder Scrolls VI teaser.
#BE3
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I think “You Got The Dud” has officially reached its apex.
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All time favorite bit
What are some of your favorite moments or line deliveries from the early seasons of Spongebob?
Spongebob and Patrick going through the department store was a classic.
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@EnviroBlazerD
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It’s 20-freaking-22! These shows were all fine now, that bandwidth excuse is BS.
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I've lost three careers to direct racism so far. Crocker Bank, Pacific Bell, and cartooning.
All three were perpetrated by White people for their own gain.
No Black person has ever discriminated against me. That's partly why I identified as Black for several years.
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80s animation was too cheap to pay animators enough to give a damn about quality, so you end up with stuff like this:
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“Brother From A Different Series” turns 25 today and Kelsey Grammer’s reading of this line has lived in my head since then:
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I Am Part of The Resistance Inside The Sideshow Bob Administration
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@KyleKallgren
Yep, they’d rather burn the world down than entertain the thought of someone else running things.
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@LucianLegacy
@Popehat
@WhitneyCummings
If you’ve never dreamed of banning people like this from stores, you’ve never worked a day in retail.
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Simpsons shitposting does it again. (credit to Harper Dicker-Longton)
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Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?
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@AwestruckVox
The movie was made before books 4-6 were published, where that arc took place.
The movie is pretty faithful to the first three books (with some exceptions), then zips through the second half of the story.
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@tpovio
@igorbobic
“If the roles were reversed” well, the roles WERE reversed and the republicans didn’t GAF.
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The thing about Doug is that he just sucks.
Alienating just about everyone he worked with and after 17 years of internet fame could only make a cameo on Smiling Friends who literally gets fast forwarded.
It feels weird seeing Doug Walker/nostalgia critic in things or cameo with people knowing he contributed to such a horrible working environment that 98 percent of the people who were platformed on his site left and had bad things to say about him, and now he's on smiling friends
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Out of all the great lines from "Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song", THIS became the biggest meme to come out of it.
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Watching the Simpsons does not make you a Simpsons fan.
Actual Simpsons fans have done some of the following:
-Been to the Knoxville World’s Fair
-Called the big one Bitey
-Sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook
-Parked in the Itchy Lot
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Behold, my early bday gift:
Concrete proof that Izzy’s Quest For Olympic Gold actually exists.
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@CakeRavens
That’s Jeff Foxworthy’s bathroom.
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@melongifts
Lately I’ve seen that the Deadpool cosplayers have turned into Ricks from Rick & Morty.
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This Looney Tunes ad is driving me crazy. I recognize MOST of these characters, but they’re all so off model and off scale you’d think these drawings were swiped off some bootleg VHS.
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@sftballwife
@v0lpin
@babsben
Mitch was the most powerful man in America well before Trump came along. All he does is sign the bills and blusters everywhere.
Mitch has the real power: the ability to let anything (or nothing) reach to senate floor.
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Watching the Simpsons does not make you a Simpsons fan.
Actual Simpsons fans have done some of the following:
-Voted for Kodos
-Have been to the Hammock District
-Have passed off Krusty Burgers as their own cooking
-Can sing the entire score of HMS Pinafore
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@Joshstrangehill
“And look out at the corner of 14th and Elm, ‘cause I just dropped my bagel!”
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Well, I got everything that
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praised on his Instagram stories.
I’m not gonna enroll in that clown college, though.
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@Nash076
You’d think “Kamala Harris is a cop” would be a winning slogan in certain areas.
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@Ser_Jofre_veli
@scottEweinberg
The last 15 minutes of Rogue One is some of the best Star Wars stuff period.
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Weird frames in “Homer Goes to College” appreciation thread.
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THIS is what the Bernie vs Hillary meme is in its purest form. Every one of those you see follow this structure.
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