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You definitely cannot “break up a perfect game with a 2-run HR”, ESPN
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I can’t believe this is Kevin Love. Knocks down 3, forces turnover, behind the back dime. Oh my.
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Carlos Santana was not appreciated enough during his Cleveland tenure.
Your uncle after five beers at this weekend’s 4th of July cookout
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Sam Hentges was broken as a starter in 2021. Reshaped himself as a dominant reliever in 2022. Now gives you three scoreless extra innings to win a postseason series. 7 whiffs on curveballs. Amazing.
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Remain a huge Josh Naylor fan. He sprinted his ass there from 1B to get Oscar Mercado out of there.
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have we considered the possibility that it is actually the dog tweeting these things
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Lost in the Naylor shuffle:
- Andres Gimenez solo HR and go ahead double in the 10th
- Jose Ramirez’s game saving diving play in the bottom of the 9th
- Owen Miller putting a textbook swing on 99 up to give Naylor the opportunity
The kids, they are fun
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Kluber, Carrasco have been ineffective/injured. Clevinger has been injured. Bauer has been ineffective.
25% of their games have been started by Rodriguez/Plutko/Plesac/Civale.
The Indians have the 5th best ERA in baseball. Astonishing.
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Dreaming of Kwan hitting one over the short porch to kickstart Game 1.
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Brilliance from 3 different positions. Perfected relays like this might be the most visually compelling part of baseball.
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The Browns didn’t punt after the first quarter yesterday.
Their drives after the first quarter:
12 plays, 70 yds - FG
6 plays, 33 yds - FG
7 plays, 11 yds - Half
17 plays, 75 yds - TD
6 plays, 75 yds - TD
12 plays, 58 yds - FG
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revenue sharing is not on the table
"Things you can say about the MLB lockout, but NOT your girlfriend."
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thin crust vs deep dish
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oh rain happened during a baseball game in Philadelphia? And they just… played through it?! Gasp!
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Since 2017,
Jose Ramirez has…
368 extra base hits
368 strikeouts
Jose Ramirez has 1 strikeout in his last 61 plate apperances
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Steven Kwan has 13 hits in Kansas City.
Bradley Zimmer has 8 hits this year.
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Pitcher reactions to giving up moonshots remain an underrated viewing aspect of baseball
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Order of World Series rooting interest
1. San Diego
2. Philly
3. Houston
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LMAO the Twins TV booth just went silent for a good 30 seconds after the Naylor walkoff.
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Aaron Boone just orchestrated a 9th where
Josh Naylor hit against a RHP with the bases loaded
Mike Zunino hit against a LHP with the bases loaded
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Indians-Yankees
Browns-Cowboys
It’s a cross-sport matchup for two sets of fanbases, this week.
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So, you got 19 innings of 1-run ball from three rookie pitchers against a really good offense and went 1-2
The 2023 Guardians keep setting the bar higher.
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Jose Ramirez up to 3.5 fWAR, leading the American League. Matching Aaron Judge’s output at the plate and doing a bit more on the bases and with the glove. JRam now has 35 extra base hits and only 16 strikeouts in 2022.
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One Indians playoff homer that doesn’t get enough love is the Coco Crisp job that essentially iced the 2016 ALDS at Fenway. Definitely DID NOT see that one coming.
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There are 122 qualified hitters since the beginning of the 2022 season.
Myles Straw’s 66 wRC+ is 16.4% worse than the 121st best qualified hitter in that timespan.
Terry Francona has pinch hit for him approximately 0 times.
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They fought. 15 fucking hits. Deflating HR blows. Looked poised to leave a small village on base. Contact ruled tonight, even if it took 26 outs. Amazing.
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Michigan invited 7 players for official visits for the OSU game. Two of these players ended up at OSU and none of them at UM.
Things are going swimmingly in Harbaughland.
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so the Guards have a dude going toe to toe on velo with Gerrit Cole
that is fun
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The Bieber vs Civale debate essentially comes down to… do you want a guy who has had recent shoulder issues taking on a short rest game knowing his efficiency will likely be severely impaired by said short rest?
More I sit on it, short-leash Civale has to be the play.
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starting a petition to replace Alex Rodriguez with Mo’ne Davis permanently
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there is a significant complex that Cleveland has with national broadcasts, it’s wild. even most the inane commentary is perceived as a slight, I don’t get it. Costas/Darling have been entirely respectful of the Guardians.
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Syndergaard isn’t taking innings from Bibee, Williams, Allen.
He’s taking innings from Gaddis, Battenfield, etc.
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Tyler Freeman isn’t some mediocre prospect. He’s a freaking blue chip that has shown glimpses through intermittent opportunity. Have no flipping clue why he’s being treated like he’s Max Moroff.
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@Brandon_Warne
Cleveland opponents commit an error every 35.62 balls in play
Minnesota opponents commit an error every 35.58 balls in play
So Minnesota has had better error luck?
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become kinda numb to the “MLB NEED BIG MARKET CLUB CUZ RATINGS” trash articles, but Heyman went above and beyond with this “cute midwestern story” garbage.
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Bullpen fWAR
1- CLE 3.0
2- NYM 2.1
3- PHI 1.9
4- OAK 1.8
5- WSN 1.8
CLE bullpen leads MLB in ERA, FIP, xFIP, BB/9, K/BB, WHIP, others
Pure domination from the relief group
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a bat flip from a budding superstar infielder got the Twins all whiny, where have I seen this before
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Guardians going for a clinch today
Player - Team April ‘21
Kwan - AA Akron
Rosario - MLB CLE
Ramirez - MLB CLE
Gonzalez - AA Akron
Miller - AAA Columbus
Arias - AAA Columbus
Freeman - AA Akron
Maile - MLB MIL/AAA Nashville
Straw - MLB HOU
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Guardians have THREE relievers in the top 15 of the fWAR leaderboard
3. Clase
8. Cade Smith !!
15. Gaddis
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Meanwhile, the Guardians just went to Chicago and swept the preseason division favorites to push them to 7 back with 12 to play. OK.
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Appreciating the Andrés Giménez slide and pose
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Jason Benetti claiming that Austin Hedges has a “Fuck yeah” button on his pitch com device that he presses when the pitcher makes a good pitch. Tremendous stuff.
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Guardians have 25 HRs in 25 games
In 2023, they needed 44 games to reach the 25 HR mark
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You’re 20-10 with 97 wRC+ from Jose Ramirez. That’s pretty remarkable.
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Wow, you gained a game on the Twins while playing at LAD. Go win the series in Minny and put yourself in the AL Central driver’s seat…
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The baserunning of Steven Kwan, Amed Rosario, and Jose Ramirez is baseball porn.
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Time for the Guardians to make some noise. 11 of their last 15 games leading into the All-Star Break are against Detroit and Kansas City.
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Next At Home with Baker Mayfield commercial concept:
Baker and Jed Wills walk around the stadium in full pads booing ticket takers, ushers, and concession workers when they screw up
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if you want to give up on Gabriel Arias, fine.
but don’t have him on the roster if you aren’t pinch hitting him for Myles Straw there. It’s a waste of a spot.
I’m not even a big Arias guy, just tired of seeing Myles Straw bat in late inning trailing situations.
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this dude is a superstar
Beautifully bounced bunts and super slick slides -- that's what
@andresgimenez
does.
#ForTheLand
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In all my time watching Jose Ramirez, I’ve never seen the dude triggered by anything.
Tim Anderson, meanwhile, is a known shit-stirrer.
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So, Angel Hernandez incorrectly called a non-catch a catch, confusing Andrew Benintendi enough that he just waffled in between bases until he was tagged.
Umps convene and ... award Andrew Benintendi third base! After he was tagged out. Umpiring top notch in 2021.
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How good is José Ramírez? Since 2016 FanGraphs values:
Offensive - 98th percentile
Defensive - 84th percentile
Baserunning - 99th percentile
Elite in every aspect of the game.
This is why only Mike Trout and Mookie Betts have more fWAR since 2016.
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We got the filthy Clase tonight. Made George Springer and Bo Bichette look like they had never held a bat before. Sheesh.
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The truly epic part of all of this is Josh Naylor coming back with a 3-run homer 2 innings after SHUSHING the Chicago crowd after his 9th inning grand slam to tie the game.
I’m not even sure I believe what I just typed and I just watched it occur.
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Longest HR of Kwan’s career by 17 feet.
Estimated to carry 424 feet, previous high was 407
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“6th inning, 1-0 lead in the AL WC round, who are you going to?”
Tony Rizzo: I’m going to Bryan Shaw, the veteran.
😂 amazing
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I am just not that pessimistic about the state of Cleveland baseball. They’ll take some lumps this year, as they have. But guys like Kwan, Miller, Gimenez are exciting developments for April…
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He’s a legend. He knew this was game as soon as it left the bat! Look at his arms raising!
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the script I is so much better than the block C. I wish they would go back to it
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holy crap baker tried to punch OBJ and no one is talking about it, smh
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Triston McKenzie finishes 2022 with 191 innings of under 3 ERA and a 4.31 K/BB. Pretty fun season for a dude that turned 25 two months ago.
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Indians twitter taking victory laps on the Browns is peak Cleveland.
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Josh Naylor - 159 wRC+ (55 PA)
Owen Miller - 194 wRC+ (73 PA)
Steven Kwan - 157 wRC+ (74 PA)
Andres Gimenez - 154 wRC+ (62 PA)
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16-6 with a +52 run differential. Maybe the schedule has been light, but it doesn’t matter. The path to winning a division title is beating up on bad teams and splitting against good teams. Couldn’t ask for a better Guardians start.
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Tony La Russa just intentionally walked Oscar Gonzalez with 2 outs and a 1-2 count. This guy should coach the White Sox FOREVER. Hysterical ineptitude.
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Steven Kwan is gonna fool around and put up 125 wRC+ while leading all MLB LFs in Outs Above Average
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Browns fans spent the last two decades contorting themselves into believing the football team had a chance. And are now extremely worried about how a team played while winning by 20.
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the family reactions to big league debuts are so freaking great. pure joy captured
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HALF of these are the Yankees benefiting. HALF.
3 vs CLE. 2 vs HOU.
Umpires have missed 345 calls this postseason.
These are the 10 worst called strikeouts so far:
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remaining Guardians games are all important, but Tues/Wed/Thurs at Chicago are king
- get swept: let White Sox control their destiny, in essence
- win 1/3: in the driver’s seat due to h2h tiebreaker
- win 2/3: doing your job, making it very difficult on CHW
- sweep: end them
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Nolan Jones’ first 50 big league plate appearances:
154 wRC+
That’ll play
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If Jose Tena improbably makes it as a big leaguer, the best piece of trivia ever will be that his MLB debut was pinch running for Jose after he dropped Tim Anderson.
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wow, a dominant appearance from Trevor Stephan. This Guardians pen is the real deal
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@DavidZavac
@CoxSportsOhio
Russell walking away as soon as Tristan got close fits every narrative
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