Fingernails after being painted: chip 20 mins after being painted, look like they’re gone through a rough divorce, has a 1.9 GPA
Toenails after being painted: last over 6 months, CEO of their own company, owns a Tesla
Biden: Working on making America better and sending thoughts and prayers to those service members who died at Tiran Island
Trump: Still yelling about fraud and only caring about himself.
This is getting traction from former players. Just know this was said because former, current, and incoming players read what you say. You think it doesn’t have an impact, but it does. Love K-State ‘til I die and I’m going to act like it through the good, bad, and the ugly.
I’m came out to my family and friends already but I’m not 100% straight. I’m not going to label myself ever because sexuality is a spectrum but I’d rather be honest with myself.
Today’s tea:
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____(____)____(_____ _____
\ Kamau Stokes does /__
\ not get the clout he / |
\ truly deserves. /____|
\ He is just as /
\ important. /
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These swifties have absolutely zero matty context and after listening to “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” they said it was like Taylor giving a one star review but only because the website doesn’t let you give zero stars 😭
Me: *walks up a few flights of stairs*
My brain:
Don't say it
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Me: “WeLl ThAt’S mY cArDiO fOr ThE dAy!”
@RealBBQDom
@PatrickMahomes
My boyfriend last year for his senior project rebranded the Kings if they were ever to come back to KC. Here’s the link to it!
@hstylbby
I totally agree! I think Bunny is still significant to an extent but the new couple didn’t need THAT much screen time besides the dinner scene to give context. That’s it.
When I worked at K-State Athletics all throughout college, Jay was a huge mentor for me. He pushed me and challenged me in ways other people didn't. He was at K-State for over a decade before moving on in his career. Now, he needs our help:
Not to be super senti, but thank you to every Theta who wrote me a senior letter. I hope somehow I impacted at least a one person over the past three years. Theta for a lifetime 🖤💛
Sometimes I randomly remember
@sadiepolson
scaring the heck out of me when we lived together because she would be dead asleep but still moving her mouse and typing on her keyboard as if she was still studying. I guess you could say that girl has many talents.
My last grade was finalized and I ended with a 4.0, which happens to be the fourth semester in a row to do so. This also means I will officially graduate Cum Laude even though I didn’t get to walk with honors yesterday. I’m super proud of myself!
We always talk about your and you’re or there, their, and they’re, but when are we going to talk about the real issues? Some people don’t know the difference between then and than, and it really shows.
@kailinchasee
Google says 96 but all my books in college said 94. In my hummer opinion of being born in 97, people born from 95-99 are their own generation 😂
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#SpringOnTheCats
As someone who has been in a relationship for almost 6 years, I hate this take. We started dating at 19 - babies practically. Marriage is also EXPENSIVE! I’ll patiently wait until we are financially stable enough. Thanks.
My mom: We’re having turkey, flan, frojoles, two pies, cheesy corn, tortillas and bollios on Thursday
Me: Are we having mashed potatoes?
Her: Ay coño! Yes, Mija we’re having mashed potatoes for your white ass
Me:
I had a dream that I decided to drop Theta and go through recruitment again. The first house I went to was Kappa but for some reason it was a recruitment for PHC and IFC. The girls also didn’t bump me so I ended up getting stuck and missing the next round. I just...idk man
If you’re into this Wayfair theory or why celebs are making extremely weird TikToks, please go follow
@wokewithkels
. Always take things with a grain of salt but yikes I’m starting to open my eyes more.
Story time: Here’s the story on how my family and I found out we were ~distant~ friends with the BTK Killer. This is gonna take a few tweets, so buckle up, grab your snacks and enjoy this not so wholesome thread:
It’s mid October 2002. You get home from kindergarten, grab a cookie and caprisun then turn on Disney Channel. They’re promoting a Halloweentown and Halloweentown II: Kalabar’s Revenge doubleheader. Life is good.
PSA: Stop telling people if you don’t like something about their appearance! If someone dyed their hair, don’t tell them you don’t like it. If someone tried something new with clothes or makeup, don’t tell them you don’t like it. It’s rude and your opinion in it doesn’t matter.
As of 10:45 AM, law enforcement issued 20 citations centered around Fake Patty's Day festivities: five for MIP/MIC, twelve for open container violations, and one for urinating in public. Additionally, two arrests were made for hosting-related offenses.
How can you sit there and say "She dated a drug dealer" as a justifiable reason for Breonna Taylor's death? The lack of empathy this country has breaks my heart every day.
It only took until the reading of my senior letters from my parents at Theta tonight to realize my personal brand is crying at K-State sports and not a strong love for One Direction.
Almost a few weeks ago I found out my dad has cancer. While doctors have caught it early on, it’s still such a terrifying thing to hear. Whether you pray or not, please keep my dad in your thoughts as he takes on this battle and prepares for his surgery next Wednesday. ❤️