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The government’s most hated shiny spiky sexy mammal at your service! #AbolishTheATF #AbolishTheIRS NOT endorsed by the Libertarian Party… yet.

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Joined August 2023
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
1 year
“If you think differently from them, THEY KILL YOU” A full century of evidence that backs up this statement and somehow people still aren’t getting it.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@DocStrangelove2 Russian shotguns:
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@i_sadpt @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain You were the one that steered it in the “queer folk” direction. I was replying to a post about “sex with a bear” and how sex in games has gotten so ridiculous they’re resorting to beastialty.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@i_sadpt @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain Never said I wanted to get rid of sex in games. Just that I find it very cringe and unnecessary due to the fact that porn exists.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
16 hours
@JamsBy90 @QueensCrapper Yes. I’m incapable of walking. That’s how I do my job so I can afford my car🤪
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@AfifaLeafa @girlyinspoglam @gunk4188 Depends on how you define “shamed”. Nobody has the right to not be made fun of.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@i_sadpt @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain There are none. Like I said, this isn’t some Puritan protest. Just pointing out how games got ruined. It’s strange that this seems to be a tender subject with you. Why this obsession with virtual intercourse?
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
18 hours
@i_sadpt @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain I honestly don’t really care enough and I haven’t quite descended to the level of Redditor yet. I’ll let you know when that day comes.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
18 hours
@i_sadpt @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain Yes I find all the sex in Rockstar games quite cringe as well. Otherwise, most of those games are great. This isn’t the Puritan protest you think it is.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
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@i_sadpt @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain I think there’s a quite obvious divide between those who don’t find video game sex cringe as fuck and those who’d rather just watch porn and play games for fun. The former group has mods for that stuff.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
18 hours
@prosperose_ @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain You are absolutely right choice IS freedom. So tell me, why did I not have a choice when it came to driving this cringewagon?
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
19 hours
@MarcheseMethods Yes I am.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
19 hours
@i_sadpt @toms4098 @Rocketman_33 @Anarseldain That’s cool. Why do we have to be fucking things in games in the first place though? Straight, gay, human, bear, or otherwise? I don’t remember playing Skyrim thinking “this game sucks because I can’t fuck J’zargo”.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
19 hours
@MarcheseMethods Yes that is exactly what I’m saying. I’m also right.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
19 hours
@JoshEakle You know you’ve hit rock bottom when even Nina Turner is dunking on your ass.
@ninaturner
Nina Turner
2 days
She couldn’t break ties with Netanyahu, though. Therein lies the problem.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
21 hours
This is where we fucked up. Everyone should’ve called out this nonsense the second she started bitching about “discrimination”. No. You got second because the woman in first did better than you. Not because of racism. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
@got_cake
Cake Lady
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Surya Bonaly will forever be the undefeated Ice Queen. Blatant discrimination in 1993 caused her to lose a much deserved win to Oksana. She protested in 1994 as she was again cheated out of a win and refused to stand on the podium, a brave move for an athlete. In 1998, she left the public frozen and etched her name in history when she performed a forbidden somersault. This was a blatant "fu*k you" to the Olympic judges as the injured Bonaly did an illegal backflip landing on one blade.Although that kept her forever away from winning a gold medal, her style was never duplicated and for that she remains undefeated..
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
21 hours
@got_cake “I didn’t get first because the judges are racist” This may be one of the earliest examples of whatever disease plagues 90% of American college kids today.
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@GPorcupine04
The Gold Porcupine
21 hours
@orikron “This was an Onion article 21 years ago” “This was an Onion article 31 years ago” “This was an Onion article 41 years ago… it’s happening… any day now…” “I hate the Onion”
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