Brett Johnson
@GOllumfun
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Former US Most Wanted Cybercriminal Turned Good Guy. Speaker, Consultant, Writer, Podcaster. Now Protecting you from the type of person I used to be.
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I recently sat down with
@lexfridman
. Great individual and a rerally good interview. You'll want to listen to this.
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Here's the thing: If you follow me, I'm going to follow you back. To me that shows gratitude and it should be a common courtesy. And if you message me--I'm going to respond. And if you listen to me--know I'm damn grateful you spent your time doing so.
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OMG. CNN reporter just informed viewers that Earthquakes cannot be felt if one is flying in a plane.
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A little over 15 months ago my Father asked me to look after him, to make those decisions which needed made as his life came to a close. He asked me to do this as he was always scared of dying, and could not make those decisions for himself. He also asked me to do it because he
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I 100% support
@KevinSpacey
, one of the finest actors of our time. The man was found Not Guilty of all charges. Yet he continues to be punished and shunned. Something very wrong with that.
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Dad once tried to Divorce my Mom. One night she climbed in through the window of where me and Dad were living. I slept in the bed, Dad on the sofa. I don't remember what woke me, but I walked in the living room to see my Mom holding a knife to my Dad's Throat. I don't THINK
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A pleasure, at times, sitting down with the great Dr. Jordan Peterson. It was a tough podcast. But I walked away knowing myself better, and beyond grateful for the opportunity to talk with the man. Please, tune in.
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Episode 2 out now!
Ep 129: Gollumfun (Part 2)
Hear the stunning conclusion to this 2 part series where
@GOllumfun
's past catches up with him.
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Binance will suspend USD Bank Transfers starting Feb 8. For a COUPLE OF WEEKS. No USD in or Out.
Dear Lord, please tell me that customers are smart enough to get their money out while they can.
#Binance
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The New Mortgage Structure?
-740 FICO and 20% Down pays a 1% fee.
-620 FICO and 5% Down gets a 1.75% Discount.
What the actual F×ck? So we are penalizing people with Good Credit?
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@mgolteez
Yeah, cause every time I've been through LaGuardia I've wished I could just hit a gym while I'm at the terminal....
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Gas Stoves are a Necessity. Studies show gas cooking raises testosterone levels in men. And honestly? Today's man needs all the testosterone he can get. And--cooking should involve an element of danger. Knowing there might be a chance of fire or explosion makes the food tastier.
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Profession? Keynote Speaker, primarily. And yes, there would a fee for that. Except where Law Enforcement or Universities are concerned. Those would be Freebies. I figure I damn sure owe it. And the Truth? I love speaking to both groups. Tonight? USC. Go Trojans! Behind me? The
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@DonHelios
@VPrasadMDMPH
Yeah, I dont care about the race of the Doctor. I do care if the Doctor is good or not
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Sam Bankman Fried denied $250k Bail. SBF cited his need for a Vegan Diet, his ADD, and more. Denied. Shut up and eat your bologna sammich. No more League of Legends and Carrot Juice for you. He is going to have it rough for the next 20-30 years.
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All these tech companies, retailers, etc., laying off peeps. Meanwhile a chain of gas stations paying managers well over $100k. Maybe these other companies and verticals could learn a bit from
#bucees
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Currently in Antigua, Guatemala to
#keynote
the Monitor Plus User Conference.
Going to be talking about
#cybercrime
#cybersecurity
#fraud
.
Will be going over how Synthetic Fraud is an exploding problem in Central and South America while also discussing how the Threat
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Ever use a VPN? How about a Privacy Browser, TOR, Ad Blocker? Ever downloaded something off the torrents? Ever re-posted something you thought was true, but it wasn't? Do you use any crypto currencies? If so, the new Restrict Act could put you in prison for 20 years.
Also--Brett
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The owner of Shark Tank, Doxxed. Now trying to threaten me into removing my post.
Tsk, tsk.
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Last week I said the murder of Cash App Founder Bob Lee was not random, but likely targeted. I had to block a couple of peeps on because of it. They thought I was wrong and had no business saying anything. Today, police arrested Nima Momeni, a tech exec
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Talking to my garbage man. He asked what I did for a living. I told him and that I was also a Former US Most Wanted Criminal. Told him I did 7.5 years. He said his cousin got 50 years for burglary. My response? "You know the Truth--The Justice System f*cks over Black Men."
Then
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Just landed at LaGaurdia, which I rank as the "2nd Worst Airport on the Planet." Top honors will always belong to Charles DeGaulle, which was engineered to be the Literal Hell of Transportation.
Why am I here? I'm in the newest documentary film by the Director of Netflix's
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Watched the entirety of the TikTok Congressional Testimony today.
I came away very impressed with the
#tiktok
CEO Shou Chew. I found him much more honest than the members of Congress who were simply posturing for their Constituents by grandstanding and firing questions at the
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Some guy that sells pot--No Bail.
Or a drug addict. Or Credit Card Thief. Or Refund Fraudster. Or whatever. No Bail.
But if you steal Billions? Hurt Thousands? Bail. How is that Justice?
In what Universe is that fair?
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How is Elizabeth Holmes' Narcissistic, Criminal, Ass not behind bars after being sentenced to 11 years on the Theranos Fraud? Justice in the USA looking a little different for some.
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A viewer of my show commented that, if I had a mullet, they would subscribe to The Brett Johnson Show. So I present Bretty with Mullet. Yes, during some of my lawless years. Cybercrime in the Front. Stripper parties in the back. Please subscribe to The Brett Johnson Show.
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Jamar arrested. Less than 24 hours after running his mouth.
Federal Judicial Police Belgium
———————————————————
Hello fraudsters, and all other interested parties
On Thursday, November 23, 6:15 AM, the boy behind the username Jamar was arrested by the Federal Judicial Police.
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Sam Bankman Fried granted Bail. F*cking Hell. The Dude destroys people and some Piece of Sh!t Judge gives him Bail. I no longer think SBF will serve any significant time. Justice in America? All about the money, the donations, and who you know. I am profoundly disappointed.
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Gojira and Mastodon. Jamming tonight before catching a 6am flight to Minnesota. All work and no play makes Bretty Go Crazy!!!
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You make money in
#Crypto
by listening to those who know what they are talking about. Two of the best?
@InvestWithRex
and
@ShmooNFT
. Snapshots below are from their respective
#Telegram
Channels. And yes, $Wolf on
#Solana
is everything they say it is.
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Electric Companies warning about Rolling Blackouts due to the cold weather. Me thinking neither Democrats or Republicans have done a damn thing for US Infrastructure in decades.
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I think it's important to not just follow people who agree with us, but those who vehemently disagree. Those who disagree often provide a valid point of view and insight if we aren't too biased to listen.
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If you can't jog around the block (or the equivalent) without dying you shouldn't hold political office.
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Once Upon a Time...Many Years and Many Crimes Ago...I had hair.
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So why are we not seeing any coverage over the disaster in Ohio?
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Everybody wants the Truth.
Until they hear the Truth.
Then they want to argue about it.
Peeps need to realize that the Truth can be a real Motherf
#cker
.
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Some Idiot on CNN just said the Law in the USA doesn't favor the Rich and Powerful, but it applied equally to everyone in this Country. I literally started cursing when I heard that.
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At some point in the future Cybersecurity Classes will use T-Mobile as a case study of how not to secure networks. I've literally lost count of how many times T-Mobile has been breached.
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And while we are at it, can we all agree that the Preacher Joel Osteen is a True Piece of Sh1t?
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How is SBF allowed to use ill-gotten funds to pay for his attorney? My ass wasn't allowed to do that. They made my well-paid attorney drop and gave me a public pretender who looked just like Billy Dee Williams from the Malt Liquor Commercial.
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I'm not done yet.
I have promises to keep. Promises made to victims. Promises made to law enforcement. Promises made to the People who put their reputations on the line to give a criminal named Brett Johnson the opportunity to have a good life. Promises made to friends, and
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My Father's Birthday, June 7. He would have been 77. He is missed and he is loved. And while me and my immediate family are the only only ones who will ever visit his grave, he will be getting regular visits and chats until we are no longer physically able. Happy Birthday, Dad.
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Daily Mail reports California released 7000 pedophiles the same year they were convicted. I served time with a lot of Pedophiles. Never met one that showed remorse. Never met one that didn't try to justify their crime. Letting them out same year as convicted? NUTS
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Looking to buy a home? A $400,000 home financed at today's mortgage rate will cost you $1.2million. Let that sink in. Then think about the Kool-aid you are being given when Peeps say the Economy is Good.
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I just know I feel like I'm the only person in America who isn't in possession of Classified Documents.
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Dipped my toes back in to the Crypto world. Bought $4500 in Shib Saturday. Value this morning: $5700. My thoughts? This latest Crypto bullrun is gonna be nuts--lots of scams, theft, money. My advice? Be careful out there. Remember a lot of this is more gambling than investing.
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"You could have got a f*cking job." That's what she said to me after she found out I was a criminal. After I'd been arrested. Three weeks before a wedding which didnt happen. I remember I didn't respond. Nothing I could say. I knew she was right. Regrets? More than a few.
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These shootings. Lot of talk about gun control, banning types of firearms, etc. I would agree we don't need to give crazy f*cks weapons. But why aren't we talking about the underlying mental problems of these shooters and whats led them to mass murder?
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So the Dude who leaked Top Secret Documents was in the National F
#cking
Guard? Seriously? In what world does anyone in the Guard need access to Top Secret Materials,
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And then I got a call to be on one of the biggest shows on the planet. By one of the greatest voices of our time. Flying to Arizona on Sunday.
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@Timcast
Gotta say, I had to listen to it 5 times before I could determine it was, "Prosecute Killer Cops", and not the other. REALLY difficult to make it out.
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I wanted to say Thank You. As I have been dealing with the Death of my Father and its aftermath I have had a great many people reach out to show True Support, True Love, and True Understanding.
I did not expect that. But please know I appreciate it and I am damn grateful to
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My Father's wishes were to be Cremated. Unfortunately for Dad, he did not know that one of my favorite films is The Big Lebowski.
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Missed my flight to Guatemala yesterday to keynote the MonitorPlus User Conference Wednesday. While held over in Atlanta? Breakfast at the Atlanta Breakfast Club. Chicken and Waffles with bacon, eggs, and smothered with gravy. And yes, a bit of hot sauce on top. Outstanding!
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The Shark Tank Dies...
The Criminal Telegram Group Shark Tank just purged everything prior to Nov. 6.
There are a few final nails in the coffin, but it's effectively done. Law Enforcement will have a field day.
6 days. That's what it took. A recap?
--First Hour membership
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Antisemitism.
I was maybe 8 when my parents took me through Dachau. What has stuck with me more than anything through the years was the "Hanging Posts." Jews would have their hands placed behind their backs and then they would be hanged by their thumbs.
The thought of that has
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It's interesting that some People think when you call out one political side that you must support the opposing side. What these People fail to understand is there are three sides: The Left, The Right, and The People. And there is really only one of those sides you should be on.
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I feel COMPLETELY honored. Edward Snowden blocked me. Guess my calling him "Comrade" yesterday hit home.
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Piers Morgan, you say? Be pretty neat if Former US Most Wanted Cybercriminal Brett Johnson was going to be a guest....
#cybercrime
#CyberSecurity
#piersmorgan
#redemption
#Hacking
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Study Today says 24% of Teen Girls have planned suicide and that higher numbers are depressed. Maybe if parents would hug and love children and pay attention instead of putting a cellphone in their hand at age 10 those numbers wouldn't be as high. Weird idea-actually raising kids
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If I pour gasoline all through a house, strike a match, then set fire to it. But then I call for the Fire Department to extinguish the blaze...
Does that make me a Hero for stopping the fire?
Just wondering. Because a whole load of VCs poured gasoline all over Silicon Valley
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You know what we are really unprepared for? Cartels bringing the level of violence Stateside that we see in Mexico. We aren't prepared for it. We don't have the stomach for it. And the Truth--It's Coming.
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Wishing all those who celebrate Christmas a Very Merry One Indeed! To those who celebrate another Holiday? Happy Holidays to You and Yours! And to those who celebrate nothing this Time of Year? What the Hell, Man?? Happy Holidays, Happy New Year, and Happy Festivus from your
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In Vegas to keynote the ATMIA Conference tomorrow at Caesar's Palace. A quick Mango Margarita and Fish Tacos at Cabo Wabo before heading to the Sphere.
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Pizzeria Bianco. Phoenix Arizona. 2 time James Beard winner. Verdict? Goddamn Life-changing. I honestly didn't know a pizza could taste like this.
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The FBI has over 37,000 Agents spread across 56 Field Offices. Less than 200 are concentrated on Cybercrime. Meanwhile, there are millions engaged in crime via the internet.
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Houston Airport right now. Breakfast at Whataburger. Sat down next to a couple of Cops transporting a prisoner--since everyone else was too scared.
The Kid in cuffs looks at me and asks how I'm doing.
"Fine," I say. "How are you?"
Kid: I'm doing OK.
"Where you headed?"
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I like Alec Baldwin. I think he's a good actor and a funny guy. But I gotta say, if I'd shot someone mistakenly, I wouldn't be bitching about being charged with Involuntary Manslaughter. I'd be thinking of the family of the victim. And I'd let Justice sort things out.
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Here's a subject no one wants to talk about even though most absolutely understand it's a thing. A bit of Hot Potato no one wants to touch for fear of igniting something which isnt easily extinguished. Good thing I'm the guy that says what needs to be said when no one else will.
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In Tupelo, Mississippi today, Keynoting the Megapop Conference. Great Venue, outstanding people. Grateful to be here and Grateful to be on the Right Side of Things.
#megapop
#keynote
#cybercrime
#cybersecurity
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So I decided, FINALLY, to really start dabbling in Cryptocurrency. I've stayed away from it--other than my work with fighting fraud. Why? Because I've viewed Crypto as a "trigger." It's origins in Criminal Activity meant it was something I wanted to avoid.
That time has passed.
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Here's the thing--There is nothing new under the Sun. Just because you may not have seen a specific fraud or crime before doesn't mean its new. It may just be new to you.
Case in Point--Check Fraud. That's been going on since before Frank Abagnale actually knew what he was
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Prison Learning Moment. New Guy came in. Nick Sandefur, an inmate, was trying to help the guy out--asked if he needed anything.
Guy responded he needed a shot of coffee. Nick looks at the Guy, "No Sir, you don't need coffee. You want coffee. I asked if you needed anything: Soap,
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What do you think about this logo? It's a work in progress.
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I'll be the first to admit I'm getting older. So I'm not hating. But can we agree that Biden and Trump are way past the age of running for US President again?
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I bank with Wells Fargo. Because I believe one Criminal Deserves Another.
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Sunday. Typically a Dead Crypto Day. I bought in to the Fuck Biden Token on Solana while attending a Race. Token is doing well, but gotta be honest: I bought the token simply because it's called: "Fuck Biden." With a name, narrative, and mindset like that? How couldn't I buy in?
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I think I will do an episode on my recent DMT Experience. That is, if I can verbalize it somewhat properly.
#dmt
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People asking if I've spent any real time in the Metaverse. I don't have to eat dogsh!t to know it tastes bad.
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Just read an article on The Conversation which says a Study concluded that darknet markets generate millions selling stolen identities. Guess it took a study to figure that out? In other news? Water=Wet.
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A Kind Word, a Nod, a Thumbs up. Someone saying, "Keep your chin up. It's going to be ok." Or Simply letting someone know you see them and saying, "Hello in there." It's those moments which are most important. And it's those moments which change lives--mine included.
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We live in a Time where People blame anything other than themselves for their lives. They wallow in Self-Pity with no accountability or responsibility. Society propagates this. It leaves one powerless, hopeless. Only by accepting responsibility for your life and choosing to act
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So I'm not a Republican or Democrat fan. I'm an Equal Opportunity Hater. That said, no way the Colorado ruling stands. Insurrection nor Rebellion have been proven.
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Maine and Colorado. Both say no to Trump being on the Ballot. I'm not a Trumper, but there is something horribly wrong with kicking the frontrunner off the ballot when no wrongdoing has been proven. Left Wing Media claiming something does not make it so.
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All these peeps and companies publishing Cybersecurity and Cybercrime predictions for 2023. I feel left out. So here goes:
Bretty's 2023 Cybersecurity, Cybercrime, and Fraud Predictions:
1. More of the Same Problems, only more of them.
That's it. Nothing else.
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The White House gives Federal Agencies 30 Days to ban TikTok from all government issued devices. My Thought? About. Damn. Time.
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Reading over The Twitter Files
@elonmusk
was kind enough to make public. Ground-shaking, disappointing, and a look at how big tech controls speech and the narrative. Many thanks to Mr. Musk for making this public. 100% the correct thing to do.
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George Santos indicted. Wire Fraud, Money Laundering. Unemployment Fraud, etc. Real Piece of Sh!t.
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I am not a Pot Smoker. But posts like these makes me want to start.
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First Episode of "Criminal Thoughts" is now available on YouTube! Episode 1: Telegram Criminals.
And please--subscribe.
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Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!
...even those Telegram Peeps.
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Sam Bankman Fried. The lesson learned this far?
Rules are for the Poor.
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