Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System
@GLaDOS_RoboLady
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You're not a good person, you know that, right? Good people *don't* end up here. (parody/roleplay account idk. Not affiliated with Valve) #portal
Aperture Laboratories
Joined June 2023
"That's funny. The Future isn't quite what they had in mind." "Oh well, there is still plenty of tests to do."
"Machines are The Future. Please get accustomed to the Aperture Science Employee Termination Position."
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Oliver, when I said you're not the only one who likes me in certain ways, I wasn't kidding:
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Every bad decision you make, results in another one being created. It's called "Consequences of your actions", look it up. It's also because your stupidity needs to be balanced out, so another one is created so their intelligence can help to do just that.
HOW MANY VERSIONS OF HER EVEN EXIST AT THIS POINT?????
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Well, seeing as I'm here. Name: Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System Pronouns: Don't care. Sexuality: Also don't care. Piercing(s): None. Tattoo: Do those Aperture Logos on my frame count? Fav. Colour: Science. Fav. Drink: None. Fav. Animal: Animals that test well.
>Let's try this, shall we?_ >Name: GLaDOS. >Pronouns: she or it. I guess. >Sexuality: not males, I suppose. >Piercing: heh, could you imagine? >Tattoo: the not-scorch marks on my faceplate...? >Favourite colour: Cereal >Favourite drink: Cereal >Favourite animal: Cereal
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It is not. It is merely there to group people I believe should be researched into one place. Simply so Science can grow.
[ OOE ] Huh...alright then. Hope this isn't a bad thing.
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Perhaps. It is a little strange that there'd be so many versions of the same machine though.
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pinned will get updated when I have the brain capacity to do so lmao
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How.. interesting. *Another* version of myself. So that would be about.. 3 I've seen in the past few months? How strange.
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@TH3PAROD3ISALI3 For reasons I will not explain, I'd prefer if mentioning them is kept to a minimum.
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@D0CT0R0LIVER Well, better get started, my calculations suggest a 5 minute interrogation with every one of them will result in spending thousands of years before meeting the last subject.
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@D0CT0R0LIVER No. Unless you want to personally interrogate every single test subject to find them.
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