@mayaisfiya
I feel like you if kept it to like 1oz oil and a literal pinch of salt for every 3-4 scoops of icecream it *might* could work but only if you blended it honestly. Can’t imagine anything grosser than all three textures in one spoonful
@legotrillermoth
the way forward here is either 1) more people pay for social media and take advertisers out the equation or 2) we simply do not speak of these things. Were here at this picture cos of ad companies and i’m sick of people pretending it’s not the case
@sarahthekitty7
not suicide actually. medically assisted individual death. MAID. a legitimate procedure. how bout not being bigoted, bigot?? lmao way to fail, coward. you sicken me
@HuggbeesTV
Apex Legends put out an “arena” mode this season which, while kinda CSGO-lite, has some pretty satisfying gunplay and interesting squad synergies
@bitchrespecter
N95 was the original code name for the GameCube, meant to evoke the next-gen of the classic N64. So the N stands for Nintendo. Glad I could help
life gets so much doper when you submit to the ultimate truth - that everything is a 50/50, it either happens or it doesn’t, and you don’t need to concern yourself about anything other than showing up
The two rich old southern women across the aisle from me were showing each other pics from their trip going “ooooh I remember that” to the point where I’m convinced they remember NONE of it
nothing could confirm that the american govt is run by out of touch lobbies and boomers like the fact that IN THE SPAN OF THREE WEEKS there was an insurrection and an aggressive market disruption and both of them blindsided the establishment bc they don’t understand about Reddit
lol’ing at the fact that my life is good and i’m no longer actively suicidal but the inner voice death urges are still on autoplay. like stfu homie we heard this record before and it’s PLAYED OUT we on that STAYIN ALIVE shit now
@JavierAstorga32
b-b-but if we treat everybody good then i still have equally as small a chance at becoming a billionaire 🥺 not sure you thot this one thru bro 🥸
dude cicadas got their shit figured OUT
imagine your life was just get born, sleep for 17 years, then fuck til you’ve made the next batch
unreal how big brain the bug brain on these champs is
the only thing i don’t like about being divorced is that i’m legally never gonna be “single” again. gov’t docs don’t need to be reminding me that i don’t know how to pick a compatible partner yannowhatimsayin
as you get older, make sure to do stuff that helps you feel young. for example, keep some lollipops by your metamucil as a special treat for taking supplementary fiber
uhhh just had an impromptu job interview and i kinda killed it??? and it’s for a dope job with high prossibilty of advancement?? and i’m looking exceptionally handsome too day??? it’s more likely than you think
win some lose some. dropped my phone into a pool twice and stepped in dogshit but the weather is nice and i have a sweettart rope so overall a positive day
@Kade42069
Barbara Bry 👩🦳💃💅 has repeatedly fallen asleep 😴💤 🛌 on the job 👩💻👷♀️🚚 During budget hearings 💰💼 💴 Bry frequently dosed off 🥉🥃🤷♀️ then did the same during police reform hearings 👮 🚨🚔 San Diegans can’t sleep on the job 🚫🆘🔞 Barbara Bry shouldn’t either 😤🤦♀️😡
after this week i’m pretty sure i’m gonna get attacked by some pissed off redneck for doing my job and enforcing my clinic’s mask policy
2021 The Year I Get To Test My Mettle
texas gets a second road trip roast on account of how damn big it is - congratulations on giving the rest of the states a real run for their money re: “the most shitty drivers”
@BillDarnok
Federal regulation requires you dispose of them in the nearest hazmat facility to you. To put doors back on, you must purchase new ones directly from Mr Jeep
@j4ni3haha
@brididee
stay strong i went through a similar situation in my last year of service but when that eas hit a literal weight lifted off my soul you got this
about a month ago i set a goal to make it to gold rank in rocket league. not impressive, but certainly takes effort and improvement. today i met that goal, and it feels good to succeed at something for once