G.D. Penman
@GDPenman
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Bestselling author. Find me elsewhere.
Dundee, Scotland.
Joined January 2009
Since this platform has been driven into the ground by an idiot, I will no longer be posting here. Sorry. Bye.
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Pokemon Snap was one of my favorite games on the Switch. Maybe my favorite Pokemon game overall. I just wanted to be in that world, exploring and seeing all the amazing creatures rather than running an electric rat cockfighting ring.
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After this book is finished, I have some very serious relaxing to do.
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Your frog mood of the day is: HAUNTED BY THE MISTAKES OF THE PAST
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My wife arrives at the checkout in the middle of the conversation. Clerk: ... adoption is such a difficult process. Wife: !? Clerk: anyway, here is your precious baby boy. Hands me the capybara plushie. Wife: I literally can't leave you alone for a minute...
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Your frog mood of the day: TRUTH COMING OUT OF HER WELL TO SHAME MANKIND
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Because it is the weekend and I've got time for a change, I am cooking something obscene for dinner. I'm not going to give the full description because it would give you a lethal dose of cholesterol just reading it, but one of the sides is jalapeño popper mac n cheese.
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Why did I wake up 7 times last night? Who knows! But I'm real tired about it.
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It is with no small amount of excitement that I introduce you to our new Andean Marsupial Tree Frogs.
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A very happy lunar new year from me, and the tiniest noodle. IT'S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY!
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My wife is being very brave and watching House MD as background tv while she games. This has given me the opportunity to start sending her endless Hilson memes.
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Someone was posting really cool art tagged with "Scolopendra Girl" and like... why would you use the scientific name when you could have called her a Centaurpede? It was right there!
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I'm not allowed to talk to strangers because I keep saying the quiet part out loud. Man in coffee shop: Now I'm not racist but... Me: Oh here we go! Man stares at me for a moment as if unsure I said anything at all then proceeds to say the most racist shit you've ever heard
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Okay so you've heard of Western Cultivation, where a western author uses the tropes and language of Cultivation novels, but have you ever read a Cultivation Western? With magic cowboys and shit? Flamespitter is the audible daily deal, and you should 100% get it.
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Pictured: me leaving any zoo and/or pet shop. At last count, we have 3 cats, 2 dogs, 3 snakes, 1 lizard, 2 scorpions, 20+ tarantulas.
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Spent yesterday trying to restore my stamina bar, but failed the claw machine mini-game. That tanuki plush would have fixed me. :'3
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Wrote about 25k over the last three days despite stopping to save after every paragraph in case the storm took out our power.
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