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I kinda thought it would be mean to say this but then I changed my mind!
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Only because it is what you do right??!!
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Client: Can I book *** at 3pm tomorrow,I have been 2 U a few years ago
Me: Sure deposit reqd for prebooks & it is our last room available at that time tomorrow
Client: No thanks - sounds like a scam
A scam that has been working since U came 2 us a few years ago obviously 🤦🙃🤣
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It isn't gay to wash your arse!
It just makes intimate time with you more pleasant.
Why do sex workers need to be the ones teaching this to some men?
Also stinky armpits, ashtray breath - plus skids on the sheet?
Ewwwwwwwww - everything is supplied! Use it!
#havealovelyday
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I have info about a scary, dangerous client who is ramping up his behaviour. DM me with proof you are a sex worker and I will give you the info.
Stay safe x
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@iamnatblackwood
I had one of these - in remission when he saw me as a Domme - then one day he said 'The cancer is back -please don't ever forget me' I never saw him again but I have never forgotten him
#WeMakeAdifference
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Welcome to Funhouse Henry Lee - you are already soooo loved - a little brother or sister will be arriving soon
#catsoftheday
#CatsofTwitter
#pussy
#stripes
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Wihoo it's live - Funhouse Presents
the first of many ...........
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Sadly clients who book then cancel short notice with the pathetic apology of 'I will make it up next time' are pushing all SWers to take compulsory deposits. Make up what next time? The $ from your booking? The $ from the ones we lost bcos of the timing of yr booking? 3 today!
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Today a hero died!
A hero of love and support and understanding
Mr Smeagol the senior pimp cat passed onto the rainbow bridge on the way to cat heaven - on his way to see Ginger Cat his most beloved boyfriend. We all love you Smeagol, you will be so missed
#CatsOfTwitter
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Took my new baby out for a spin - she ate that Mt Vic hill - eeeeeeeeee watch out for the cackling Madam flying by with her bike, basket, rear vision mirror and bell. ding ding
#newlove
#ebikes
#Wellington
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Funhouse is open again!!! We only have a few ladies on at the moment, more will be back this week. Starting slowly and getting it right - please check out our info at
#Bekind
#besafe
#besexy
#WeAreBack
#sexytime
#getcreative
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This is NOT the voice of NZ sex workers - this is the voice of Lisa Lewis -does she have ANY idea what she is doing? I don't think so! Do not buy into her hatred!
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So it is OFFICIAL! We are allowed to operate under level 2, waiting on the Govt Guidelines. Then we can entertain our favourite gents again. Hoping for Saturday maybe?
#fingerscrossed
#level2
#inperson
#intimate
#gettingready
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Due to having had so many inquiries we are now offering room rental by the hour. A choice of 2 luxury bedrooms or a massage room - strict criteria apply to stay within our professional and discreet methods and keep everyones privacy protected. Everything supplied!
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Finally it's out
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So so so so very proud of this amazing young woman - sad that
@NZHerald
didn't take any notice of her letter - they seem to only hear what Lisa Lewis has to say - No need to block me too Lisa I wouldn't try to follow you anyway.
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Hey sexy workers! Please share the safety info - there is a freakishly dangerous dude on the loose - nationally!!!
If you know any sex worker who may not be a twitter person then contact me or
@AvaMilf
to get info - keep everyone safe!!!!!
You must be a sex worker tho
RT NOW!
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When level 4 finished and I couldn't rip new arseholes it was sad! Level 3 I had to be nice and informative. But then these repeat offenders from before lockdown crawl out and WEEEEHOOOOO!!!!
#humiliation
#idiots
#morons
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Spring has sprung and what a stunning first day!
Heading out for a big walk to celebrate the weather, the alert level drop and being one vaccine shot in!
50% vaccinated
See you all soon xx
#Happyhumpday
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@paradiseclubnz
I am personally & professionally saddened by this news.PC have played such an important part in the industry in WGTN 4 many years, their absence will be felt by so many ladies & clients.Things are tough out here in business at the moment.End of an era.Good luck to all affected💔
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I want to say a big thank you to
@mikepunt96
for his amazing baking but even more so for his more generous efforts to donate money to the RSPCA - these little babies came from the SPCA - into the loving arms of Funhouse
#CatsOfTwitter
#thenakedbakernz
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@FunhouseDanni
@funhouse_clem
@FunhouseZelda
@FunhouseEvelyn
@ohohowens
@Funhouse_Triss
@notwhoreious
@vicki_funhouse
@FunhouseNala
Even as a Madam I am enjoying the lack of pressure to have to be well groomed. Keep it natural, keep it real. Oh God is this not even day one?
#Staysilly
#StayReal
#beards
#hairgrowth
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A pinch and a punch or a cuddle and a happy ending? Your choice!
Dusty, Florence, Ginger, Kitty, Lilith, Lissa, Naomi, Neve, Reese, Rose, Ryan, Sam, Minx, Genevieve
#Humpday
#Happiness
#TreatYourself
#BeKindAlways
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Keeping things in perspective! And pffffft I had more bad things happen last year than these guys!! Thank God that isn't true - hats off to the older generations
#solucky
#priveleged
#pullyourheadin
#perspective
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Funhouse is 100% vaccinated - come on everyone who isn't - play your part and let's get the country moving again.
If you have had your jabs come on in and meet our
#teamplayers
here
#vaccinated
#humpday
#cuties
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Hard to remember the madness we are sinking into from up here
Daily walk - tick
Respiratory system working - tick
Mental health intact - tick
Doing everything I can to keep us all safe - tick
#MtVictoria
#Wellington
#StaySafe
#staywell
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Back to work
#Wellington
But you are still allowed to play...
Chloe, Dusty, Florence, Juniper, Kitty, Lilith, Lissa, Naomi, Rose, Minx, Genevieve
#playtime
#Shortweek
#Treatyourself
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From freezing to frisky in a heartbeat if you spend some time with one of these little nymphs
Kitty, Lissa, Naomi, Neve, Cameron, Juniper, Minx
#FridayFeeling
#Nymph
#sexybabe
#Warmup
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MM says: Respect boundaries, if U do a session by phone once the time is up the session is over.Don't then text them every day.They will NOT want to interact with U ever again & may regret having done it at all. Remember how lucky we R 2 have these amazing SWers in our lives
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Yes it is true!
Funhouse will be open again from Wednesday 8th September at 10am....
Special conditions may apply
Keeping you sexy and SAFE since way back!
#seeyousoon
#staysafe
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Hey everybody - Happy New Year.
I have been having a blast on my break, sea kayaking, body boarding - not a lot yet - but we gotta start somewhere. Closing Sundays this year to do more...
Open from January 5th - bring it on 2022....
#NewYear2022
#SeeYouSoon
#holidayseason
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Possibly the most important day of the year today!
But tomorrow and the day after will also be!
Make every day important and live it to the fullest.
Do something silly, fun, crazy just cos you can.
Coming to Funhouse is a good start
#level2
#HappyBirthday
#mekaeeverydaycount
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What a fab night last night - what a wonderful community. Thanks
@Giggly_Jordan
for being so awesome and organising this and to your wonderful, special support person - plus all the other helpers
#Community
#Art
#greatnight
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Cure your blonde bombshell drought with Saskia on Thursday evening between 6pm and 9pm - prebook to avoid missing this opportunity
#Blondebombshell
#energiserbunny
#bootyqween
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Happy Birthday MM 🥳help me celebrate by coming and visiting Carrie, Celine, Danni, Dusty, Evelyn, Jamie, Levi, Olivia, Zelda
#Birthdaywishes
#gettingolder
#Happyday
#babes
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Trying 2 write something inspired & touching 4 the imminent departure of
@ZeldaSexGremlin
Words can't express how I feel
I f*****g love you!
I have learned so much from you
So glad we will remain friends
You rock and have been my rock
My eyes keep watering
#Loveyou
#SuperHero
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A wise person said:
If you are the smartest person in the room - then you are in the wrong room...
Whew thankfully I am not likely to be the smartest person in the room at Funhouse
Just saying!!!
Hiring amazing people is an art, a science and a great skill to have
#lucky
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New photos of the delicious Florence have arrived...
Here are some teasers ....
#NewPhotos
#Babe
#Leggy
#Busty
#Toned
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More exciting news from the women at Funhouse......
Naomi is now doing GFE sessions - as of today.
make some time to meet her in a luxury kingsize bedroom.
#GFE
#Exciting
#NewOpportunity
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Warning warning!
Dusty is here on Monday and Tuesday and then away until mid January
Get your Dusty fix while you can
#Donthesitate
#Beautyandbrains
#hotblonde
#Sportyandfit
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I missed out on the mist this morning, but on my walk this arvo Wellington turned on a show
You rock Wellington
#Favouritecity
#Wellington
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Is this a cute little gremlin? Or a very cute little Funhouse kitty? Settling in and winning everyones hearts.
#CatsOfTwitter
#Cute
#furry
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Pretty exciting stuff!!! Level one and no active cases - well done Noooo Zeeland. Let's all celebrate with a visit to Funhouse followed by a slap-up meal at Mrs Miggins pie shop! Well the Funhouse bit anyway.
#BlackAdder
#level1
#hoorah
#yay
#gfe
#backtosexytimes
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New photos of Lilith about to be loaded.
But here is a teaser.....
Baywatch babe alert!!!
#Glamazon
#Newphotos
#Baywatch
#Swimsuit
#Showersex
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Wanna make some fun memories?
Come to Funhouse.
You're welcome!
Dusty, Florence, Kitty, Lissa, Remy
#Saturday
#DoubleTrouble
#Hotandwet
#Squirtshow
#Milf
#Footfetish
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Take a stand! - here is an email I sent out to a bunch of fabulous sex workers tonight - soooo important to read if you value your rights as a sex worker or a sex worker client
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Baby pimp cat waiting for Zelda to do her new photos - she wasn't sure about
@FunhouseZelda
and her creative background so Kevin the cat has done some rearranging
#CatsOfTwitter
#Voteforkevin
#Kevinthecreator
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How rude of me making it all about Christmas - we will be closing for our holiday break on December 23rd and reopening on January 5th at 10am
Thanks for all the support and fun in 2021
Let's do it again in 2022
#Happyholidays
#staysafe
#seeyounextyear
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My advice for today is to stockpile as much fun as possible.....
Just in case!
Bree, Dusty, Faye, Florence, Flyn, Georgia, Hildy, maze, Rowan, Minx, Rose, Greer
#TGIF
#fillyourboots
#funtimes
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Sooooooo day 2 Level 2
What's everyone up to?
Give me a call if you are looking for some fun trouble to get in to after lockdown madness
#level2
#Wellington
#funtimes
#sexytrouble
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OMG it's MOVEMBER!
Instead of growing prickly, stubble that hurts & damages womens delicate faces & other parts - just let the doctor put his finger up your arse and have regular check-ups for stuff - like women do!
#please
#Movember2021
#GoOnBoys
#TeachyourSons
#ValueYourself
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Just went for my walk and on the way back an old lady gave me some figs she had just picked off her tree. Seemed like the last kind act before the Apocalypse and as I thanked her I teared up. Be kind everyone, we WILL get thru this
#BeKindToEachOther
#StaySafe
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