So last night Rudy gave me a little pep talk about how I’ll eventually meet someone who accepts me as I am and until then, if anyone can’t or won’t, fuck them I don’t need them. And I wanted to cry ❤️
As some of y’all know, I became a plant dad during quarantine and I started with like two lmao I wanted to prove that I could take care of them before actually getting myself more ya know?
SO I found my wallet in time for my booster but.. I made the appt in a different city and I’m at the wrong location. Again, this would only happen to me 🙂🙂🙂
I’m walking home from the gym and I deadass just daydreamed a whole fantasy where I’m mugged but end up seducing the attacker. This lasted the entire walk home lmao I need help
*My brother telling me a story about his coworker who has plants in the office*
Bro: oh he’s kinda like you.. probably from the same community too
LMFAOOO JUST CALL ME A SLUR 😭
Since Andrew Garfield trending, I once had a dream I was on the Tonight Show with him and he was asked to reveal his Spider-Man underwear and I was asked to remove them with my teeth and then I ate his ass on national television 🙈