F. SHAW
@FshawKingFisher
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Excellence is mandatory even in adventures I am not passionate about - KingFisher
#IquoteMyselfYouSee
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Go get passport for passport office - problem, driver’s license - problem, tint permit - problem, national ID - problem, okay I have money to repair the road in my estate - “settle us first”....se won fi se yin ni? Wickedness & greed in every corner. Children of Belial.
#EndSWAT
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You live in Lekki, your business is in Lekki. Your staff lives in Egbeda. Work contract says 8am to 5pm yet your staff cannot leave the office until you the supreme being leaves. So if it’s 10pm, that’s when your staff will start entering bus to Egbeda…
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Laycon - the rose that grew from the concrete. May your path be paved with gold. Salute EmCee.
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Almost left the world twice in this decade. Brutally knifed up 5 times in 2008/9 ish....ran into a trailer in 2016 @ 4:38am...trying to beat that Monday traffic 😂. Lots of lows...big Ls...basement living to above ground living & my name on the deed. Grateful.
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Peter Obi it is. Hopefully we are angry enough as Nigerians to do away with the old and usher in the new.
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Whatever terrible thing somebody says to you while they’re “drunk”...they’ve always wanted to say it to you lol.
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No sir. The vast majority are inept, reasonably literate but painfully uneducated, lack tact, terrible managers (buy 1 truck for them today, they wreck it in two months) wasteful, murderous, uncouth and haven’t the slightest clue what it means to protect and serve. Respectfully.
The vast majority of men and women of the Nigeria Police Force are patriotic and committed to protecting the lives and livelihoods of Nigerians, and we will continue to support them to do their job.
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I’ve been picked and put in a Danfo...seliat bustop on the way to Egbeda because my hair was loc-d, and the yahoo messenger emoji was on my laptop. So, to your officer, it meant I was a “yahoo boy”. These are the kinds of people you give guns to?
@PoliceNG
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This man parked a Prado and was coordinating the thuggery & destruction. Do these look like the peaceful protesters? Nigerian government, who is this man?? Well done o.
#EndSARS
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I was stabbed 5 times in 2008 by robbers. Your “officers” only appeared after the fact despite being called during the incident & they still demanded N52,000 to buy “fuel” and other things before “investigations” could begin. Till today....FEM. Nothing. Reform yourself
@PoliceNG
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I was without a job for 8 years. Suffering while handsome. Crime did not cross my mind for a second. I don’t want to see no daft excuses. Unemployment is never an excuse for criminality. Change your dead ass mentality. Scream govt everyday but govt is made up of us innit.
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Save everything you have...pictures, video evidence, everything. Don’t ever allow them to twist the narrative.
#EndSARS
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The poor guy gets home at midnight in a good day only to be up at 4am again and if he gets to work late, gateman locks him outside or you deduct from his salary…
I’m so tempted to call out this business but I’ll free. Wicked woman.
#HorribleBosses
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You’re not cursed sweetheart. Many times we just fall for people who don’t have the capacity to deal with the love we give. Just clean out your circle, take some time off, set some goals and conquer them. I’ll be waiting for you when you heal.
Love - KingFisher
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I am so happy
#BrownSkinGirl
got a video. It is, and will always be such an important song for a demographic that has been told for centuries their colour is “lesser” and for girls & women socialized to believe “lighter is better”. Thank you
@Beyonce
&
@wizkidayo
. KingFisher 👑
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Thank you for trusting my judgement and thank you for the privilege to serve. I wish you greater success going forward. Esprit de Corps.
You are an excellent communicator; you are special. Good luck for the future and thank you for your service
@FshawKingFisher
, "The Handler".
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When they say food has finished at a wedding but she already packed two takeaway packs for us
Men, what are the non-sexual things women do that turn you on? I'm trying to see something, for
@zikokomag
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Don’t waste your life. Keep your hands doing something positive until destiny finds you. Honest living will never go out of fashion. Value your name.
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You are an embarrassment. You kill your own people for a leadership that keeps even you impoverished. Shame.
#EndSARS
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I rap tire..e no blow...na tweet com blow...lol. When God wants to show you off, it beats all logical reasoning. I hail.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that I am joining
#TeamUnion
@UNIONBANK_NG
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There's no honour in sitting behind a keypad and being a source of consistent division. When the rains come, everyone gets wet. Behave.
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I pray for God's protection for David Hundeyin. The establishment always fights back and dirty they will.
You will live, you will not die.
You will live well and long to continue to be a thorn in the flesh of these monsters as we pursue justice.
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Political correctness will not save us. Lost friendships, lost acquaintances. I do not care. I have no business with darkness. One day, this thing you’re all avoiding to speak on will hit very close to home. I hope it won’t be too late to find your voices then.
BREAKING:
A Christian Nigerian woman films an Islamist Fulani mob burning down her church in Mangu, Plateau State.
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Lol who convinced you people that going nude in front of strangers is empowerment? Looool
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Hard guy but tonight, I'm going to cry. Nobody is talking ethnicity or religion..just oneness. You are all awesome. Thank you
#BetterUnited
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Well this isn't exactly how I planned to be famous. Thought i'd be kissing Eva Mendez in the sunset....oh well... thanks guys.
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You speak good English for a Nigerian.
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A man was caught on tape taking bribes...not one video. Not two. Not any man; a Governor, and he’s still Governor. Another one makes a mockery of the legislature and what it means to be a Senator. This boat is on dry land. It’s not going anywhere.
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My take on acrimony...crazy ass movie...
1. Man was a complete arse. If your dream is not yielding fruits, at least do something else to help with the bills, take care of yourself and your responsibilities as best as you can while you keep working on that dream.
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Thank you all so much. I was only doing my job tbh. The Commission does a lot of great work. They fight for us all. Stand with them.
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Nigerian police shot a human being and watched him die. Other citizens said “you do not deserve to be alive”. Man said “let me talk to my father before I die”...somebody responded “God punish your father”. What a country.
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I understand there's a lot of interest in my person right now. I really appreciate you all but no player will ever be greater than the club.
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A good marriage is actually an achievement and something to be proud of. If any woman aspires to be a housewife, that’s a serious job itself and her choice must be respected. If another woman pursues career only, that’s great too and for those that want both, that’s fine too.
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If you make a honest living...white collar, blue collar or no collar...you’re a champ. Love & respect always, janitor or ceo.
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It’s all true. I have a deep disdain for the Nigerian Police. I got stabbed 5 times and they asked my mother for N52,000 “before we can begin investigations”. I will never forget. A few good officers but most are useless.
The Nigeria Police Force are terrible and one of the worst in the world. Imagine this rubbish in handling a very sensitive case involving rape and death?? My goodness!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯
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You just have to be “good-looking” enough to be accosted. Had guns pointed at me more times than I care to recount...this cannot be normal. Holding a weapon brings the feeling of incredible power. That power should mean protection of/service to citizens.
#EndSARS
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That BBN chic Saskay…..omo….how can I add value to your life?
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When you tell a man “No” and he proceeds to ask other women out, why do you get mad? Are you crazy? You said no. You must be crazy.
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They’re really shooting at innocent protesters..unarmed citizens at Lekki. This government. This is the beginning of your end.
#EndSARS
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Rest In Peace Goldie, Kefee, Nomoreloss, Da Grin, Mc Loph.
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We are nothing but victims of a failed system. We have decided to succeed regardless.
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The day you become a man, you will understand your father.
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When Messi discovers he has to face Ballon D’Or nominee Ahmed Musa Beethoven
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Good morning Jesus. I just want to thank you for
@burnaboy
. Melody only rivalled by the late great Nate Dogg…because the bounce on this Dark Child sample no be here… burst my brain
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I am personally averse to politics especially that of my country but we cannot keep complaining that Governments are bad if good people decide NOT to run. Destructive criticism is easy, leadership is hard. Best wishes for your journey
@BankyW
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To the Nigerian govt, that international embarrassment you desperately seek, you will get it.
#EndSWAT
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It goes beyond sars. It’s the whole police force...the astounding impunity and brutality. If a young man has not been harassed by the police in Nigeria, he has not been born.
#EndSARS
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Rest In Peace Ken Saro Wiwa. Rest In Peace Bola Ige. Rest In Peace Funsho Williams. Some of your killers are still alive.
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria
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Jay Z and Nas arguments are so SS1. Enjoy the damn music by two legends negro damn. You guys argue about the sauce all day, you lose the capacity to enjoy the meal. I'm sorry... I'm not sorry.
#KingFisher
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This is Nigeria...look how we living now..
Pessin we carry goat 🐐 dey pose no no say na him be animal
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Everyone has the best answers, the most accurate temperaments and the best responses to every situation...until they are actually in the situation. Life humbles us all.
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If I were accused of not having a certificate, it wouldn’t take me up to 10 minutes to get it out from wherever it is...or at most 3 hours if it’s home and I’m stuck in Lagos traffic. Strange.
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Bless me lord...that I may bless others....the way my heart intends...
Can’t help the poor if i’m one of ‘em...
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Mom - son I want to tell you a joke...
Me - heyy iya mi...go ahead..
Mom - there was a plane crash...every single person died. who survived?
Me - err...everybody died now..
Mom - no, MARRIED couples survived
Me -
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Nigeria has a president and he still hasn’t come forth to address his people on the goings-on in and around him....you cried to lead now we have to beg you to speak. Well done.
#ArrestCSPNwafor
#EndSARS
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I couldn’t be an atheist. I only need to look at the Woman and know there is a God. Happy International Women’s Day to you all. Obirin lo l’aiye.
#IWD2018
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You murdered over 1400 people…beheaded people, raped girls, kidnapped women and children, raped some, beheaded some…likeminded supporters jubilated…I don’t understand….what did you expect them to do? Send you flowers?
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With Arsenal, you get a little more than football; we give you moments...lots of 'em...annoying but beautiful club!
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There’s never a right way to protest. The oppressor will always see everything you do as wrong. To all the “leaders”, ko de ni da fun gbogboyin ti e ti ba ilu yi je.
#EndSARS
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Can’t believe the number of people who don’t understand that it’s vile and uncultured to talk sh*t about the institution they work for whilst they still draw their remuneration from there. Unbelievable.
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Bro...when Van Persie moved to ManU, nobody asked him about the Emirates.
@FshawKingFisher
Please how can efcc assist one in tracing a beneficiary of wrong funds transfer who has withdrawn and closed the account?
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Calming people in the midst of their storm while in the midst of your own storm...must be an art.
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Lol...Linda Ikeji I love you but I completed NYSC 10 years ago...I may be pretty on that Pharrel juice but naaa babe..😘
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Lmaoo.. I tweet music now, you people will gimme 3 retweets lasan...ordinary pillow talk with Miss Skye now, my battery don die... Oniranu ni gbogboyin 😂😂
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Excellence comes with its fair share of envy and malevolence. Be excellent regardless.
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You don’t have to blow another’s candle out to light yours. We can both shine. ⭐️
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Be careful of the ones you call friends...cuz they tell you to be great...and when you become great, they tell you "oh wait, not so great".
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There’s something wrong with journalism in Nigeria. It’s better to be right than “first” to break...don’t start a war with your keypad.
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We are all single till we are married bruh...what is a boyfriend?..
If she has a boyfriend and you think she is the woman for you, go ahead and try. You never know. Most boyfriends are placeholders. Temporary accommodation before the permanent site.
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Celebrating Ms. Faith Odunsi, the 15 year old Nigerian who recently won the Global Open Mathematics Tournament, an international competition with participants from Africa, Europe, America, Asia and Australia. Such a superstar.
#GirlUncle
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I bet Nigerian parents/employers don’t care about Victor Moses hairstyle right now
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Justice for Don Davis. I wish nothing good to all the evil people involved in this horrific abuse...including those trying to silence the mother.
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I really don’t understand. A known terrorist who bombed a church was arrested in Shettima’s lodge. How do you support these people? Help me understand if. What’s the rationale? SMH
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Whoever knows Saskay personally should help me ask her if she’s ready to start a family. Let me continue eating yam in the afternoon so we can have twins.
#SasKingFisher
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Emmanuel Eboue’s story broke my heart...damn. I pray he gets the help he needs.
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When God wants to start with you, he can make your "pure water" look like bottled water. Don't fret...let him work. It's God-engineering.
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May God bless us enough to do great things for our parents before they leave.
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Nobody is calling for a democratically elected President to be removed or overthrown. Please focus & don’t be a source of distraction. We’re saying
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, show workings on our demands, let us see you arrest & prosecute killer police. Not everything is politics. Focus abeg.
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