Malcolm Mair
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Malcolm Mair; author of Mad Jack Halloran & Bloxwytch, The Pooka and I, Superdude. I will not follow a racist, fascist or communist. No DM's. No god botherers.
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The one question the media is not asking that I'd like an answer to is 'Why was Dominic Cummings in Russia for three years?'
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Hey, Daily Mail....you do know that Johnson was fired from his last newspaper job for lying, don't you?
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Nadine Dorries has only bothered to vote once in parliament this year. Should she forego her salary as an MP?
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It would appear I've triggered some Conservative snowflakes. I wonder how much of an objection they would have made to an obvious joke if I'd made it a 'Vote Labour' T-shirt and an 'I love Corbyn' baseball cap.
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Sunak has said he's writing off 11 billion of fraudulent PPE claims. In doing so, he has admitted a fraud has taken place.
Why are our forelock tugging police not investigating the largest fraud in UK criminal history?
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If the EU was dictating to Britain all along, why do we have the pound, not the Euro?
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Who the f*ck is running this vaccine roll-out, Serco? It's the only thing I can think of which would explain the f*ck-ups.
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Am I missing something here? Surely if the British Supreme Court have declared the Rwanda scheme illegal then leaving the ECHR would have no impact on the govt’s attempt to do this but would simply weaken human rights for all of us Brits🤷🏻♀️
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Can we think of a word that is more powerful than scum?
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I don't mind someone being rich. What I do object to is those who have the wherewithal to pay ducking out of paying their taxes.
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Does anyone else think that Charlotte Owen’s elevation to the House of Lords should be subject to a DNA test?
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Who in the government has got shares in the company responsible for the alarm?
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@helenmallam
The problem with over pampered, over privileged, over entitled idiots like Kirstie Allsopp is that they think they have all the answers to the problems of the poor and working class, when they don't even know the f*cking questions.
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Has anyone stopped to think that the Rwanda farce was started with the government fully aware that the European Court of Human Rights (not part of the EU) would overrule it - thus giving the government an excuse to withdraw us from the European Convention on Human Rights?
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How can you lose them?
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The operators of the Bibby Stockholm barge will receive 1.6 billion over 2 years. Compare that to the cost of buying such a barge brand new.
It's just another scam, lining the pockets of Tory Party 'friends'.
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Any bets on when the next wave of covid is going to kick off?
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A quote from Frederic Bastiat which could have been written with the UK government in mind had he not died in 1850.
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Since the morons in Clowning Street lifted the lock down early in September, and promoted the spread of the virus, by opening schools, etc., 3,246,227 more people have contracted covid (approx 5% of the population). That's not just incompetence; that's criminal negligence.
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If the Illegal Immigration Bill is about controlling people coming into the country and destroying the business model of the people traffickers, how come they're going after the refugees and not the traffickers?
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Dominic Raab on Marr - 'The police don't generally investigate past crimes'.
So, all I've got to do is commit a bank robbery and not get caught in the act - and make sure their Clairvoyance Department didn't predict it??
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Government.
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They've killed off huge numbers of OAP's with covid, now they're going to kill what's left with cold.
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Richard Madeley (that Poundland Piers Morgan) has claimed that no one cares about Partygate any more. If you still care that the PM is a bare faced liar, DM him to show your opinion.
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@MarcusRashford
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You've done more for this country than the tax dodging Daily Fail, and it's tax dodging owner.
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You have to remember it's Piers Morgan posting that crap. This Piers Morgan.....
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If they did, it will be the first time someone has told the truth there for ages.
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All telephone conversations between world leaders are recorded, and translators are listening in. If Putin really did threaten Boris the liar, there will be a recording of it. So, why have we not heard the recording?
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For the people who claim that everybody broke lock down like Johnson did.........
You are judging others by your own pathetically low moral standards and the low moral standards of those you surround yourself with.
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Badge of honour - I've been blocked by Alan Sugar for posting this.
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@simonharris_mbd
That Farage dislikes you only proves that you have a moral compass, and are decent.
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If Israeli’s have the right to reclaim land due to “ancient” ties to the land, can Native Americans and Aborigines have their lands back too? (And that's without mentioning the Canaanites.)
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@terrychristian
If Hartlepool vote Conservative tomorrow, I will finally have developed a conclusion as to why the town is famous for hanging a monkey for spying. It will also prove propaganda works.
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I don't know about anyone else, but in my scouting days flying a flag upside down was a distress signal. Can those retards get anything right?
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@AyahAyah_
Protesting against bad management/governance is a respected tradition and right in Britain - and only someone attempting to oppress you would try to undermine that right. (Retired teacher.)
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Did the half-wit who compared Johnson's serial offending to getting a speeding ticket not realise that you can be banned from driving for getting enough of them?
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UK government.
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