Damn near the best poem I've ever heard.

RT @elonmusk: @SenSchumer Look into this Schumer guy, he’s definitely done crime!

RT @KritterErik:

@elonmusk Well, these judges better be more afraid of the people of losing funding. Now that we ALL know, your neighbors won't be so friendly. That's not a threat, it's just human nature to protect yourself and your loved ones.

@neiltyson Neil, once you decide to quit looking for reasons of failure and start celebrating the miracle that is everything around us, then you'll begin to understand our love for our Creator.

RT @KritterErik:

@RealJamesWoods You see Jim, this is the type of shit that gets you a high five from complete strangers. Keep up the good work, brother.

@elonmusk @DOGE On the bright side...now you have a definitive location for ICE to visit. No more money needed, unless they feel like housing homeless veterans.

@MilitaryCooI About to find out what pucker up buttercup really means 😂

@TiffanyFong_ Well, now I'm confused. Do you mean that literally? I mean, I don't even really know you...that's cool though. Good morning to you too 🌞

@EndGovBribery @Mom3Pres @DefiantLs I agree, we should no longer subsidize, or offer any type of aid to Canada as long as they support Socialism and harbor enemies to the US. A border wall should go up and Canada be treated like any other country with opposing interests. If Canada falls, we liberate survivors.

@DetroitHeckler @Fedsurrection20 @DefiantLs .... writers.... HIGHLY educated 😝

@DonnaBarford I get it, but you'd crush a BK commercial, set up like an old Carl's Jr big bite of a BK Whopper, whaaaat, for real, NGL.

RT @Maga4liberty: Hood Graffiti Artists Are Now Awake!🔥🔥🔥

@TheFigen_ This, our innate raw innocence. This is what we're trying to preserve. We as a people are lost without our empathy that guides our better judgement. Beautiful.

@ClownWorld_ That's it, I'm writing my next song TODAY and it's about YOU! 😡

@catturd2 I call for Mitch McConnell to be tarred and feathered. Let's get back to our roots.

@pegchandler @SecDef @WestPoint_USMA @NavalAcademy @af_academy @realDonaldTrump Yeah, Pete definitely carries a solid leadership vibe. He's going to be really good for our Military.

@AwakenedOutlaw You mean to tell me THIS is NOT Napoleon Dynamite? 🧐

@nives369 @kalosx2 I'll take being a freak any day. I like me.

@kalosx2 For me, I have to be into the girl I'm with...unless I'm completely trashed. Or at least that's how it used to be once upon a time. I'm happily married now and there's a COMPLETELY different subset of rules in that domain 😅