Frank Heffley
@FranklinHeffley
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I am the father of Rodrick, Gregory, and Manny Heffley. I love to reenact the civil war and I hate teenagers! -parody account-
Plainview, USA
Joined October 2018
Susan has cited this tweet multiple times in our divorce proceedings
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He is to be replaced by Slovakia Prime Minister Robert Fico. Hopefully Robert knows better than to shit on the rug!
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@Odyne_ Gregory still uses this kind of vocabulary. It's gotten to a point where his teachers have instructed his classmates to avoid direct eye contact with him.
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@mario24367 You're right, I forgot that existed (shhhh don't tell anyone that I'm actually still blocked)
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🚨BREAKING: President Trump will sign an executive order today ending Manny
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Time to get Manny up to date on his shots
Case of a 19 year-old woman experiencing significant breast hypertrophy starting 1 week after receiving the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine in September 2022. "The patient initially reported tingling paresthesia in her breasts, followed by sudden bilateral growth which worsened after receiving the second vaccine dose. Over 6 months, her breast size increased from a B cup to a triple G." -> "The association between the COVID-19 vaccine, PASH, and breast hypertrophy warrants further investigation to comprehend the spectrum of reactions to the vaccine."
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Gregory and Manny are harassing newborn babies in the maternity ward at the hospital, exercising their Gen Alpha Supremacy over the loser cuckold Gen Beta kids. Skibidi Toilet is also playing through a bluetooth speaker at full volume.
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Susan is starting to have her suspicions as to the whereabouts of Manny. I don't think my giant Manny-shaped belly is helping.
I will not be eating Manny for Thanksgiving dinner. I'm saving him for Christmas!
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My son is actually Gregory House from the hit TV series House. Who the fuck is Greg Heffley?
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I didn't do anything to deserve this you stupid piece of shit
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