Fr. Patrick Behm—Lower the Jolly Roger
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Ministerial Priest of Jesus Christ. I mostly tweet about the @Pirates and @49ers .
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Where is Sola Scriptura in the Bible?
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Where is Sola Scriptura NOT in the Bible?
-1 Tim 3: 15
-2 Thess. 2: 15
-John 21: 25
-2 John 12
-3 John 13-14
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Literally, the ONLY thing that matters in life is making it to heaven when you die. You could achieve all the success the world has to offer, but if at the end of your life, you die and go to hell, your life has been a TOTAL waste.
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In your kindness, if you could please pray for the happy repose of my dad's soul, I'd greatly appreciate it.
Jeffry Behm’s CaringBridge site
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I offered the Holy Sacrifice of the Mass for the 5,000th time in my priesthood today. I’m immensely grateful to God for this gift.
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I asked my parish musicians not to do this. At Mass, we’re not Americans. In that particular moment in time (outside of time, actually), we’re just Catholic.
Did you hear "America, the Beautiful" in church this weekend?
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Fr. Horan, no one is claiming that all life isn’t equally sacred. No one. What we ARE claiming is that it isn’t equally threatened. There is only one group of innocent people in our society who can legally be killed for no reason whatsoever...the unborn.
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For me, the saddest thing in the whole SPI situation with the
@Dodgers
has been the number of priests and religious who are defending the group and the event. Like, we can’t even agree that mocking our Lord and His sacrifice are intrinsically wrong.
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Politics aside, this is true. I'm actually starting to be concerned for President Biden's health. If he's sick, I hope they have the foresight to call a priest. His issue positions aside, he's still a baptized Catholic. We should want his salvation as much as anyone's.
FOX News now reporting that Kamala Harris is set to give public comments at 11:30 AM today.
We're going to hear from Kamala before we hear from the president of the United States, who dropped out of the race and hasn't been seen in five days.
This is not normal.
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Lord have mercy. I'm telling you, folks...fast and pray. We are about to be in a greater spiritual battle than we've ever seen.
Our tabernacle was stolen last night. We don't know who did it but the police are investigating. Please pray for us and for those who committed this criminal sacrilege. If you have any information that can help in the investigation, please call our office: 281-391-4758
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Neither Donald Trump nor Joe Biden are the savior of our nation. We have one Savior, and His name is Jesus Christ. If you are placing your hope in a human being, any human being, you will be disappointed.
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Once upon a time, Elijah was the only prophet of Yahweh left in Israel, while everyone else had gone to follow Baal.
“Truth is not determined by majority vote.” —Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger
Church teaching on this is clear. Why do you continue to dissent on it?
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My college seminary rector had a hard rule…absolutely no complaining about the liturgy for at least an hour after Mass was over. By then, you had usually forgotten about it anyway. Every Sunday on Catholic Twitter, I’m reminded of how wise this was.
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So, serious question then. If it "doesn't signify approval of the union," what DOES it signify? If it signifies helping someone reform a particular way of life at odds with the Gospel, we already have a blessing for that. It's called the prayer of absolution.
With the Declaration Fiducia supplicans published today by the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith and approved by Pope Francis, "it will be possible to bless same-sex couples but without any type of ritualization or offering the impression of a marriage."
The Vatican
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It is my fervent prayer that someday our descendants will look upon legalized abortion with the same disdain we look at legalized slavery. That, too, was once enshrined in the law.
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If you all could say a prayer for me, I'd appreciate it. I have to have a very minor surgery first thing Wednesday morning, and need a negative COVID test. The rapid test I took today doesn't count. I have a test scheduled first thing tomorrow at the local clinic.
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Yes, I have a very simple litmus test when deciding for whom to vote...don’t support intentionally killing innocent people. That’s it. If you pass this basic litmus test, I move on to other issues. If that makes me a one-issue voter, so be it. Some things are that grave.
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I just watched a TV show about Freemasonry. Reminder that the doctrines of Masonry are completely antithetical to the doctrines of Christ. Far too much to get into on this platform. But suffice it to say…you can’t be Catholic and a Freemason.
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Folks, we must obey our bishops so long as they are not advocating a violation of divine law. You may disagree vehemently. But that’s precisely where obedience enters in. Anyone can “obey” something they agree with. It takes virtue to obey when they disagree.
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All four of my Masses between yesterday and today were more full than normal. And lots of young families. Thank you, Jesus!
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We should all fast and pray for President Biden’s repentance and conversion.
President Biden has invited a woman who aborted her 21+ week-old disabled baby girl to the State of the Union.
She’ll be presented as an icon of women’s rights.
This celebration of violence, by the strong, against our the vulnerable children is our nation’s greatest evil.
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I had ten…and I thought I was doing well.
82 people were received into the Catholic Church during the Easter vigil at St Michael parish in Auburn, Alabama.
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I just had an incredible conversation with my Lyft driver Joseph on the way to the airport. He and his family are seriously thinking of converting to Catholicism from Episcopalianism.
#CatholicTwitter
please offer a prayer for him and his family.
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Discussion on this was closed by St. John Paul II in Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. When asked if this was to be held as an infallible statement, Cardinal Ratzinger, the future Pope Benedict XVI, said yes. Stop confusing the faithful with this nonsense.
"The synodal dialogue will be painfully incomplete if it does not address the widespread calls to open all ordained ministries to women."
Preach,
@dearmisskate
! via
@NCRonline
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Unpopular opinion…you should almost never recline on a plane. Yeah, yeah…I know. You paid for the seat, the recline button is there for a reason and all that. It’s still rude.
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This is scandalous. Like…I’m at a total loss for words. “Not under infallibility.” Like, what in the world does that phrase even mean? It’s part of the ordinary magisterium and has been since at least Castii Conubii, probably longer.
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@roddreher
Hopefully he names names. I spent eight years in two different seminaries in the U.S. I never encountered anything resembling this type of behavior.
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@swilsonsmith
The same logic can be used to call abortion a “legitimate medical procedure.” Some cultures sell pre-pubescent girls to their male suitor in arranged “marriages.” Just because a culture says “X is Y” doesn’t actually mean that “X is Y.”
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I don’t disagree with ANY of this. But the underlying assumption that Fr. Martin makes is that left-leaning policy positions on each of these issues lead to better outcomes for these groups of people. That’s debatable. And by that, I don’t mean “dubious.” I mean, “debatable.”
A reminder when a politician is called "pro life":
Pro life means reverencing not just the unborn child, but the Black person whose life is endangered, the inmate on death row, the starving homeless person, the migrant family.
Pro life means pro all lives, not pro some lives
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Ok. Apparently it’s true. And, I can’t help but notice, the bishop who is saying that we must do away with celibacy isn’t wearing his collar. With respect, Your Excellency, my collar is my wedding band. You and I are not single. We have a wife and her name is Holy Mother Church.
Bishop Erwin Kräutler, emeritus of Xingu, Brazil and an
#AmazonSynod
#SinodoAmazonico
participant, is asked why he believes the Church should ordain married men in the region. Here is his answer:
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Even if they’re right in their theology, do you really think our Lord would look favorably on this? How would you feel if someone did this to a statue of your mother? Do you think you love your mother more than Jesus loves His?
Evangelicals are morons, they can’t even distinguish an image from an idol, nor the Virgin Mary from a Demon.
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...the same party that heavily criticized Donald Trump's handling of the situation on our southern border, and then has done next to nothing over four years to fix it, the party whose economic policies keep people in poverty, and I could go on and on.
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Sacraments are assumed valid unless proven to be invalid. This is the correct take.
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She’s a saint because she didn’t want HIM to sin, and because of her radical forgiveness of her attacker. St. Maria Goretti, pray for us.
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Here’s a sobering thought...if you say “no,” to your vocation, be it priesthood, religious life, marriage, consecrated virginity, whatever, you may still save your own soul, but other souls may lose their salvation as a direct result of your choice.
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I don’t have any affinity for the TLM. I don’t know how to celebrate it. I don’t really have a strong desire to learn it. But, I will defend to the hills the right of my brethren who DO prefer the TLM to worship in that rite. This is a hit piece, plain and simple.
In a commentary, Zita Ballinger Fletcher writes, "The Latin Mass fosters clericalist structures in the church." Based on her personal experience, "the stubbornly resistant, anti-modern practices of these Latin Mass adherents border on cultism."
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@Catholic4Choice
"Truth is not determined by majority vote." --Cardinal Ratzinger (The future Pope Benedict XVI)
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"don't take the Church quite so seriously." Our relationship with Christ, which is mediated through the Church, is literally the most important thing in the universe. Yes, I take the Church very seriously. The moment I don't, I should stop leave active ministry.
Not Boomers/GenX, not the bourgeoisie...normies! Normal people who are Catholic but don't take the Church *quite* so seriously, and who are a bit cynical about those who are oh-so-pious. The vast majority of Catholics who have ever lived, I mean.
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@SonOfSanta4
This with all due respect to His Holiness, he should say that. The insinuation that traditional piety, holding firm on the constant teachings of the Church, and dressing like a priest are somehow incompatible with being compassionate and pastoral is downright offensive.
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This is very concerning. I am BEGGING our bishops and especially our beloved Holy Father to clarify this. For instance,
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says that we’ll strive to respect ALL spiritual traditions. Your Excellencies, some of these traditions are incompatible with the Catholic faith.
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Advocating that it should be legal to kill unborn children places one at odds with both natural law and by extension Divine Law. Thus, there IS a hierarchy of values. Conflating all of these matters does nothing but confuse the faithful.
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