Peter Lawwell this morning...

RT @nealmaupay_: Surprised Paul Scholes can fit my name in his mouth alongside his daughter’s toes 🦶

Tonight will either be Leipzig at home, or Dortmund away... No inbetween. Send it 🍀😬

@FPLProfessor_ 💔

@FPL_Stanley Tbf Rico Lewis has been howling in the PL too. Last night was just a continuation.

@transferscot

If Rangers sack Clement and bring back Gerrard... Bookmark me.

I'd scoot my backside like a dug with worms over my rivals club crest given the opportunity. Every football fan should be the same. Get this woke nonsense in the bin.

@CelticFC Lawwell walking into meeting with UEFA disciplinary panel...

@DeadlineDayLive @primevideosport Can Amazon get relegated?

@JRMartin1988 Best bit of fiction since his username.

@GianlucaChianti In fairness, you could spit in any direction in Parliament and do this exercise. Don't necessarily think the blame sits with constituents, rather MPs flip flopping based on whoever is buttering their bread that given month.

@unitedfeed__ Penalty was given after added time elapsed and ref still allowed them to take 2 corners after the pen miss. I'm sure on the grounds of footballing integrity they will release a statement about officials today... 😂

@CelticEnded2iar How many "gift wrapped trebles" from the club with the "best player" in every position is it now?

@Oilbarron2012 EL Thursday nights have broken this club. Consistently turn up in EL when there is no pressure, distracts fans from massive issues at the root of the club, hookwinked into thinking progress is being made. Probably make quarters of EL and will extend Clement's contract 😂

@ferg88_ BR got Leicester into 5th place (twice), qualifed into EL, won the FA Cup, finished 8th, then it fell apart in the final year around the time investment started drying up. But aye, "failed".

Looking for advice... Want to take my old man away for the weekend to experience a game abroad later in the year (so Bayern (a) out the question). I was thinking Germany or Italy maybe, league game or something. Any recommendations on where to go and best way to go about it?

@_PEN67 Pattern of assistance though 🚀🌑

You're a sick man if you find this absolutely hilarious. Me...

Someone check on Barry Bawbag please...