fortunate ramen
@FortunateRamen
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ramen | he/him | 26 | i be making videos and streaming | header by @kneverend
Detroit, MI
Joined March 2020
i seen speed jump bout 3 cars and outrun professional athletes last week and adin ross is an intellectually challenged drank addict, who could've seen this outcome coming.
Speed just made Adin Ross tap out in a wrestling match in front of Dana White LLMMFFAAOO
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is this the greatest roleplay game of our generation
im in street fighter town beating up everybody. business men. fast food workers. teenagers on they way home from school. this might be goty.
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weirdo ass nigga cultivated a fanbase of edgy weirdos by being an edgy weirdo just to throw them under the bus during the rebrand, cold world.
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leafy fucked up a whole generation.
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how niggas feel putting “hope that helps” at the end of their snarky condescending reply
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i saw a family out in the snow building a snowman and they all looked so joyous and carefree i straight up morphed into this in real time
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scrolling by the checkmark bots, ads, KKK members and miiverse Yeah! pictures trying to find an actual response to a tweet
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two dead niggas and a bum they should be 800 max.
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it's called jjk because just when you think it's getting good, jujust kidding!.
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niggas like “can i get a to go box??”
No real man is taking restaurant leftovers home not finishing your plate is kinda feminine.
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i wonder if i go to a showing of the fnaf movie and tell the whole theater i made this vid realistically how many of them would know what i was talking about.
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finn n dipper can get a pass for this shit cuz they were kids but mordecai was a grown ass man.
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ARE THERE ANY MORE CATFISH TWITTER ARTISTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT???
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oh yeah real cartoons back.
Yeah no. Clark's powers appear at around 10ish in this show. And if he's around 20, that means he's had ten years to train himself to not fuck up shit. We get it. You liked the Garfield Spidey scene. But that doesn't work with Clark.
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i hear that baka not nice fellow has a case of dubious notoriety. why is he allowed to commingle in OVO’s affairs?.
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i’m like yo ed edd n eddy been off the air for years.
A fight has broken out at an early screening of the ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS’ movie. (Source: @jojoincel)
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bruh why did this nigga have a "gamers turn into genuine voice actors" moment this shit got me crying
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i’m sick of the gimmicks man. no more wiggle controllers, tablet controllers, home console mixed with a handheld shit. nintendo should make a box that plays video games. like some sort of game cube.
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civil rights activists going to grab a slice of little ceasars and a glass of water
Little Caesars founder, Mike llitch quietly paid Rosa Parks' rent for years when she got laid off fighting for Civil Rights.
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yall be bombing kids that look like uub.
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i promise you my mans do not give a fuck he got his head in a beehive rn tryna get some honey.
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"where is the submarine?".gay men in the military:
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@PrivateSpidey went on a whole crusade about taking power away from words just to be like "my fans used to come up to me and say no no words :(" where did the energy go?.
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nintendo was really selling niggas cardboard. and niggas really bought it. i swear i will never forget.
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you niggas can have nazi phases all you want, but i’m not hanging with no nazi, active or retired, under any circumstance.
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niggas playing dream distance.
The "No Drop Gauge" mod for Dream Drop Distance is updated for both Epic and Steam! Play at your own pace without the Drop Gauge cramping your style. This version's also easier to install. A single patch, instead of 2. Download:.
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weirdo ass comment aside this is literally the best shakespeare adaptation please go watch it.
Remember when they tried to do Shakespeare for black people?
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op fanbase went from “we the funniest anime fanbase all time lol lmao ijbol” to padded room suicide watch in 12 hours.
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stand 10 toes pussy you did literally the same thing.
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scott dated a high schooler.neil dated the same high schooler.kim made out with the same high schooler while they were both drunk.stephen stills wants to date a high schooler.wallace wells is gay. face it, at the end of the day i just care about the nerdy pop culture references.
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im in street fighter town beating up everybody. business men. fast food workers. teenagers on they way home from school. this might be goty.
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i really want to know why dragon ball impacted latin america like the meteor that took the dinosaurs out.
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niggas like “is metaphor going to be like persona?” no dumbass then it would be simile.
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@B00K0FTRIBE nigga was head bopping to that garbage ass sounds of the city beat his uncle cooked he'll listen to whatever the fuck.
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oney vs egoraptor and nobody said a slur?? unrealistic.
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yo check this out, sonic guys drive a car like this. yeah but see mario guys drive a car like this.
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mr electric, send him to the principal’s office and have him expelled
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fat ugly bully victim gets turned into a boy band member over night?? this bout to do numbers in the incel community.
【Official Trailer】.Lookism Anime.Scheduled for November 4 on Netflix!
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@JayagFound i think he quit cuz he knew speed was outspeeding him but he supposed to be racing someone else i think.
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why they pick this nigga and not the nigga who is literally a vampire.
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you niggas dickride stories too much and now all the triple As make is movies where you press a button occasionally fucking up the medium.
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i keep tryna tell yall man silly niggas get bad bitches.
Ice Spice reveals the only animated character she’s ever had a crush on is SpongeBob.
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this a perfect society. you can walk up to anybody and say "ay you wanna run 30?" and niggas just knuckle up. don't nobody run and get a gun, it ain't no hard feelings, just a friendly 1v1 head up.
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imma save it gang watch this
I need niggas to wrap up this cross verse shipping trend, every single one been ass, butt and cheeks💀.
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yea
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@merotruff i can appreciate him tryna distance himself from it but we can't act like he wasn't doing the same exact thing during that era.
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the guy in this video is so funny and handsome and nice and altruistic and goated and cool and his content is so funny and everybody should subscribe to his youtube.
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miles looking at peter after they both unlock some new fits
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the nigga that didn’t know what the average american salary is and can’t pronounce fascist is trying to school niggas about gender identity.
THERE ARE ONLY 2 GENDERS.
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holy shit aint no fucking way.
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niggas collecting their winnings:
The top 8 players will win smashing prizes like #MyNintendo Gold Points or a #NintendoSwitch carrying case. The grand prize also includes a trophy, jacket, and backpack!.
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JESUS CHRIST.
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this how anime niggas act when a new meme buzzword drop
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which thumbnail of yours deserves its moment on the red carpet? 🌟.
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mario when he touched down in delfino plaza:.
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DISNEY A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STINK ASS CORPORATION THAT’S MONOPOLIZING THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY AND THE MCU IS THE FILM EQUIVALENT OF FAST FOOD FOR MOUTH BREATHING MAN CHILDREN nvm they got spider-man!!!
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i just went to a sex shop and realized i’m not really a gooner i am a fraud.
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@snacks_fruity2 idek what the point they tryna make is. the gameplay dont look like the obviously prerendered promo trailer? he using the symbiote suit instead of the iron spider shit that's prolly just gon be in a different part of the game?.
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"you an adult beefing with minors" isn't the own yall think it is i promise you i would beat the dog shit out of a 16 year old right now and not give a fuck.
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kobeni ain’t do shit but cry and spill mcdonalds all over the place and she captured the hearts of millions.
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you think that’s disappointment? wait till you hear about their baby!!.
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he really saw nigga and thought it was a kendrick bar that’s insanity.
Dr Disrespect has posted for the first time in over a month since he admitted to inappropriately messaging a minor
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i used to scream “NO YOU CAN’T” when bob the builder asked “can we fix it” i was born a hater.
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if goku tried to fight me, imma just pull my dick out. what he gon do? fight a nigga who got his dick out??.
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tell me why i just seen a nigga with a hypno walking dangerously close to a school 🤨.
Tweet like Pokémon were real.
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they be building sentries and teleporters and dispenser duh next question.
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my nigga billy batson got too much pull in the streets to get beat by the decade late sequel to the worst white savior movie of all time shazam turn me up.
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i know jessica drew baby look like a scrambled egg.
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YOOOOOO THAT’S MY NIGGA GULP SHITTO.
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when a nosmellcel says something so fartphobic you gotta hit em with that flatulent stare.
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this is my fucking streamer man. he ain’t say shit wrong. you niggas are mindless drones and i hate you all
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