@KingJayZim
@TeamFuloZim
When the King meets the Eagle 😂😂. Thank you
@KingJayZim
for the gifts 🎁 from Zim. My family greatly appreciated. We will definitely quench our summer thirst. 65 miles from the airport was so short with all the memorable nyaya dzekuZim. Long live mambo 😂😂
@Oficial_Bosiako
-Patience is a virtue
-Take your time to build your team
-Expensive players will not always guarantee you success
You can rely on young managers and on a young team
*You can beat Tottenham ANYWHERE 😂
@Gunnersc0m
I was watching that match with my 2 little boys. That made us physically sick. The same happened on Aaron Ramsey vs Ryan Shawcross (Stock City Fc). Witnessing such gruesome incidents put you off the sport you love. Thanks to advanced medical, this would’ve been amputation
@SkyNews
Not a bad idea at all. Anything that promotes peace is most welcome. The human race has suffered enough from these bloody wars that achieve nothing at all. Well done Don & Kim
@ArsenalBuzzCom
We supply nearly 20% of of world class first choice premier league goalkeepers
Ben Leno -Fulham
Łukasz Marek Fabiańsk- WestHam
Matt Turn -NForest
Once a Gunner Always a Gunner
Good lucky 🍀 our humble boys
@Wamagaisa
MRT was a simple gentleman. 1997 about 2330hrs, I was by Benjamin Burombo opp Chevron Hotel looking for lifts to Biet Bridge. A sky blue Mazda 626 stopped. A plum guy comes out, we chatted for 10 to 15 min. This was Morgiza, a simple man. RIP
@freemanchari
Going by today’s rate $30 is £23.84, $800 £685.30 and $1200 is £953.95. House of Commons mp earns £79468 per annum, daily rate of approx £217. 57. Pabatisisei apa.
@freddyMM93
@JobSikhala1
When Zim got ‘independence’ whatever that word means, as a young teenager, I thought we were going to knocked down all jails and prisons to clean the country of Smith’s history. I was so wrong. 43 years downhill the £cking Churubi still stands & smells
@tito_mboweni
Teacher’s end of term report;
Tito is such a hardworking and enthusiastic student who puts maximum effort in all tasks. He however easily gets distracted & loses focus, thereby missing finer details on projects. With maximum concentration, I have no doubt he can achieve Grade A
@nia_ngi
Potential middle names for my grand babies; Pashipaema, Rusesa, Mwandiambira, Mwashekeni, Purutai, Nhupwe, Mwateteni, Chihambiro, Gondemukuro, Gumepi, Gumangeyi. I once had (in my class) Question- spelt Quesheni
@Chaseyama
School
@KingJayZim
That level of ‘interrogation’ is like a crime scene questioning
-How long have you been around?
-How’re you coping with Zim life?
-When are you going back?
-Can you take us for lunch?
-Ende wakafuta,igood living kaiyi!
-ko tirongerevo tivuye ikweyoka?
Unofara nguvai pakadai
@louistchihata
You have made a permanent mark in momz’s life wangu. She’ll forever cherish these moments. My in-law Samaz, visited 09, we took him to a local pub,
#ThePlough
, waiters mangezi. He went back to
#HondeValley
, bragging “usandidherera t aiweterwa ngemangezi kuUK”
@KingJayZim
@SMununuri
@daddyhope
@ernestChikuvir1
Farming is a fulltime job wangu. Some pepo take farming as a retirement hobby. IT will, not work oro you will not work. We have lessons to learn n emulate from
@jahman_adamski
. He is hands on kwete Kuudza anhu paBotolstol kuti I am a farmer, wakabata koti reCasol
@daddyhope
I remember that advert.. when the ZimBird used to globetrot - Harare -Frankfurt
Harare New York
Harare Sydney
Harare Rome
Partnering with Qantas …
AírZim A Tradition of Caring
@Rossmac212
I could watch this 365 & 1/4days, and I won’t get bored. Over the years I have learnt to ignore drivers that provoke, cut me off, stick their longest fingers at, honestly, it’s not worth it.
@daddyhope
These ChiShona proverbs are very pregnant with wisdom
Panorairwa mwana wamambo Muranda terera.
Nzwira pamuviri tsvimbo/ svimbo yarova dapi.
Gore dema chirega kupenya unozotoregwa vushe nejena
@cnni
She has handled the mass shooting and Covid 19 exceptionally well. She has also proved that age and gender are not barriers to good leadership. Well done J
@acindaArdern
@SkySportsPL
Potter’s job at Brighton was safe & secure, now he is going to ruin his career by going greedy. Moving to new club when transfer window is shut may not be a wise move. Remember David Moyes’s move from Everton to United- history recycling itself
@WellenceMujuru
I always wanted to do a long shinda on why I wouldn’t send my kids to a boarding school. This graphic aside, you’ll never get to know & bond with your child. Your own blood is raised by strangers just for the sake of good grades?? Then this??
@KingJayZim
What’s going on. “I’m here. You don’t know me. Knock my head off” Sounds like a clear misunderstanding between 2 lads. I wouldn’t flag the racecard.
@freemanchari
Was able to visit Kent School of Law last Saturday. Still felt like a nightmare. My biggest take was the proposed Launch of Alex T Magaisa Memorial Scholarship Fund. I wish someone could book up all those informative
#BSRs
. RIP selfless man
Yooh
@TeamFuloZim
feel free to collect some vegetables from my back garden the next time you visit the seaside. See, when I tell people that farming is in my 🧬 people think I’m pulling their legs.
So I was walking along the aisle
@Tesco
,
#Pitsea
smartly dressed, sky blue long sleeve t-shirt, striped blue black 👔, black trousers, was approached by a lady asking for barcodes for these loaves. With a smile I said, sorry🍯 I don’t work here.We both😃
So Jetro was on a road test for a driving licence. He had performed so well on all aspects of the test, now he was driving back kuVID atonzi apasa. Inspector akati, Ko, sign iyi inorevei? With bubbling confidence, Jetro says;simpleTavakutosvika pabutcher
@KingJayZim
@jahman_adamski
@ZetdcOfficial
My best take is those insects 🦟 and crickets & bull frogs 🐸 making sounds throughout the nights, then the smell of fresh cow 🐮 dung, & I know I’m Kumusha, the early morning knock from the old neighbour (Ko makauya rini vekuchirungu) is the icing on the 🎂
@PacheduZW
@freemanchari
Nature gave it to us and nature decides to redesigned it. I worked in Chimanimani for a good 10 years and visited the place several times. Each visit was always different from the previous. What a wonderful place it was.