THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰
@FlyLamosca
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This fly was swatted for your sins. Now go, sin away. Non-theist. Progressive AF. Ridin with Harris! We are not going back! MAGAts can FOAD.
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Muchachos, looks like TheLiamNissan has flown to bluer skies, but the chucklefucks are on to me and I gotta go on the down low for awhile. I'm now a lowrider cadillac with fine corinthian leather. Don't tell Elon!
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Muchachos, some shit went down and I'm no longer a fly on the wall. I'm now a convertible that doubles as a popular meme and I'm here to get Elon Musk to
#FreeLiamNissan
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Hey everybody it's me, Mercedes Trump. I'm in Canada with the hunky Justin Trudeau. If you see that rat bastard husband of mine, tell him to FOAD
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Hey Elon! You looking for LiamNissan?!
There are no 4 door sedans here, muchacho.
#FreeLiamNissan
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Whoa - guess who's back? Back again?
Does this mean I'm out of a job?! Lol
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Happy birthday to me!
Happy Saturday to all my Twitter friends!
FOAD to the Magats!
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Trump's life is becoming a living hell, according to his son, Gums
Fuck that fucking fuck. And gumby too
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It's Wednesday muchachos, and you know what that means - it's write your own jokes day. Here, I'll get you started
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Do y'all think when Elon goes bellyup our new overlords will go back to calling this place Twitter?
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@davenewworld_2
Did he shoot it 60 times? Surely he could have gotten away with that. Oh, wait...
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I woke from a dream that
@theliamnissan
was gone but he was really just at the car wash and now we can all go back to driving the Magats crazy
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@realTuckFrumper
Cool, we can make room for them in the jails by releasing all the people in there on weed charges.
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Julius and Ethel Rosenburg were executed for espionage against the USA.
My husband Donald took 11,000 documents, 100s of them classified with untold numbers "missing".
Need I draw a map to Mar-a-Lago?
I'll leave a light on.
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Sometimes I think Donald doesn't even know my name.
I mean, he could always look in the catalog he ordered me from if he isn't sure
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Amazing if true. And coming from Liam Neeson, you know it is.
BREAKING NEWS: Moms for Liberty Describes Female Orgasm As "Myth"
"As an organization we have yet to experience anything we could describe as 'pleasure' from sexual intercourse with our dumb MAGA husbands" said the humongous Facebook hate-group of whitebread evangelical hussies.
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Turns out I ain't nothin but s hound dog. And a 3 door hybrid that gets reasonable mileage. Oh, and I'm not Donald Trump, even though we look exactly alike.
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DONALD TRUMP ARRESTED!!!
Just wanted everyone to have a momentary thrill. 😃
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Sigh...theliamnissan has vanished again.
I haven't had this much drama since our "Who Shot J.R." season
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Dessert came with a candle and everybody encouraged me to make a wish before I blew out the flame.
We'll see in the morning if he choked to death on a hamberder.
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People are saying my Donald has the dementia and maybe he wander away...
Maybe good time to leave back door open and trail of hamberders to sea?
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1. Legislative
2. Executive
3. Judicial
Hey MAGA Mike, I don't see church in there anywhere.
Do us all a favor and go watch porn with your son
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Somebody suggested we start calling Bunker Bitch "Brokeahontas" and I'm all here for it
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Boss says everybody come to Fantasy Island, where the cybertrucks never rust and the Teslas don't burst into fiery deathtraps!
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These idiots look so fucking stupid with their thumbs up
Mindless fools
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Me: De plane boss, de plane!
Mr Roarke: No Tattoo, that's just Taylor Swift looking for TheLiamNissan.
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I just bought our country's nukular secrets as a Gold Level Member of Ultra Dark MAGA for a small recurring donation of only $440!
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Guess who's back
Back again
It's not
@theLiamNissan
What the hell Elon. You're why we can't have nice things.
#FreeLiamNissan
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Bob Costas says my husband Donald is a "bubbling cauldron of loathsome traits".
He's not wrong.
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T I T S I N B I O
I don't know, everybody's saying it
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@jeremynewberger
AZ guy here. I saw signs for her everywhere; I guess signs and flags and red caps don't vote after all...
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!
He has wandered off and it is time for his diaper change.
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I hear people are saying Don Poorleone's Trump Tower is now called Tish Majal 😂
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Thank you everyone for the wishes!
Here we are at teppenyaki bday dinner when a Tesla crashed through the front door and burst into flames right in front of us!
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Donald Trump is going to prison.
I really don't care do u?
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Tattoo might be gone, but there's certainly a fate worse than death - being one of these boiled celery strings
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That's 3 door, by the way, not to be confused with 3 toes. 3 toes is Marjorie Vaginal Cream's trademark.
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Mr Garland, sir, arrest Trump please.
I don't know, I thought maybe asking nicely might help.
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Why NOT indict now?! Because there's an election coming up?? ALL the more reason to let the world, and the voters, know he's a criminal!
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Donald's brain is mush. He babbles incohedrift and has no idea where he is but his handlers don't pull him because they're riding this ride to the bitter end.
Stop the grift.
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Somebody needs to ask Herschel: What does a senator do? In what state are you running? Can you count to 3? What color is yellow? 🥴
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Lord Almighty
Feel my temperature rising
I'm just a hunk, a hunk of burning love
Oh, and Donald Trump is going to prison
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I'll never eat again
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@TheRealHoarse
Just listened to 1st time ever I saw your face by Roberta Flack on my headphones. It was amazing😊
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Donald smells like sweaty farts, in case you were wondering.
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The Muchachos gonna be starting a
#FreeElvisPriusley
after the chucklefucks report this one 😂
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Do they have conjugal visits in prison?
If so, I'm washing my hair that day.
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My husband Donald has no sense of humor
Maybe because his funny bone look like tiny mushroom
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#trump
's last place ranking at 45 in the presidential greatness project poll will continue to drop every 4 years
Trump, forever last, forever a loser
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Why is everybody so upset about Trump getting treated special?
It's not like he sold a loose cigarette or passed a phony twenty.
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@GovAbbott
Maybe Biden should only help people who voted for him, you know, like the former guy
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Too bad big strong men with tears in their eyes didn't tell him.
Probably laughing too hard.
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Hey Lauren, say something so incomprehensibly stupid that we can't tell if it's parody
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I am not going to vote for Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Now that he said Aaron Rodgers is at the top of his list to be his running mate, I am extra not going to vote for him.
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I wanted one in rust, but Elon says only the Cybertruck comes in rust.
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'Cause I am, whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am
Oh, and Trump's going to prison
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Kristi Noem now says that Cricket was the mastermind behind 9/11
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Happy 1st Anniversary to my ridiculously awesome wife, Michelle. Love you babe ❤️
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The bad thing about being an egg is, your mother is the only chick who ever sat on your face
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The wicked witch is dead!
Well, actually, he's not. I'm just practicing. 🤞🏽
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My friend Barry explaining how I gotta wait a couple years, at least till prom
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If they bury Trump at sea I will charter a boat to piss in his general direction.
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Yo Elon! Grab yer Trump golden high tops and take a ride in my ragtop and let's fuck with the fascists!
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I can think of a thousand things Trump has done or said that should have ended him as a politician.
I am beyond even trying to make sense of it anymore.
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@BaelaLayla
@cooltxchick
I'm a dude that's been involved in this decision, and i tell ya it ain't easy and it ain't on a whim. Ever.
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