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Litigation escapee turned freelance writer and editor. DM me with requests! Philosophy lover. Feminist. Traveler. Reader. Leinster 🏉 or bust.
Dublin City, Ireland
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Hello Twitter world! I've started a blog - part fact, part fiction - about my adventures as a Yank in Dublin. I would be delighted if you'd subscribe. It's totally free - just pop your email in and you'll get my little letters in your inbox. ☘️🏉🇮🇪💚
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The face of a woman who has cheerfully QUIT a job with an asshole boss and HR who would prefer she didn’t file a sexual harassment case against her colleague. Looking forward to regaining my sanity again. Phew.
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Now that I have submitted 16 law school applications, I would like to say RIP to my savings account. It is reprehensible how expensive applications are. I emptied my savings account just to apply to law schools. It was worth it, and I'm excited, but also disappointed.
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Picture the scene: you apply to your dream school. You get accepted. You are ecstatic. You tell everyone. Then they email you back to tell you it was an error and your application is still pending. Two months later...you get rejected.
Welcome to my day.
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My boss taught me an excellent lesson: the more someone pisses you off, the nicer your email to them should be. Brilliant really.
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@katesquire
I did this, and I always wondered why I spent half of college sick as hell. College was so disgusting. I am horrified with myself...and everyone else.
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You know you’ve grown up when you wake up at 9 and think, “Wow, I really slept in!”
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I feel pretty today and I do feel like that sort of thing is worth sharing 😊
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I haven't posted the news to my "Real Life" social media but...I am absolutely delight to tell my Twitter Family that I am going to be moving to Ireland this autumn to attend Dubin City University's Master's in Creative Writing. I am so excited!!!!!!! 😁☘️🇮🇪
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Serious question. What do you do if your boyfriend proposed and you HATE the ring?? You’ve got to wear the bleeding thing the rest of your life?! (I don’t have a boyfriend and haven’t been proposed to, this question just popped into my mind.)
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Have you considered that perhaps you are not "telling it like it is," but you are, in fact, just an asshole?
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Got my Master’s results and I am still rubbing my eyes in disbelief. Really proud and happy I took the leap to move to Ireland and follow my dream ❤️✍🏽📚
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What a week. I think I can officially call myself a writer now…because I’m going to be published!!!!! 🤩☘️✍🏽
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4 months ago I was still living in Washington DC, working a job in litigation I HATED, and feeling stuck. A week later everything changed. I packed up in 8 weeks. Now I am living & studying in Dublin, chasing my dream of being a novelist, playwright, editor..! The sky's the limit
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Ok the final look. Have felt like absolute and utter shit the last week so I thought the solution would be to get dressed up and have a drink with a friend.
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Double vaxxed 💉— time to go lick some bars and kiss some strangers
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Am I allowed to request kind thoughts and wishes for a difficult situation that is 100% my own fault for putting myself into? If so, please send my way.
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Our family dog, Mousse, went to puppy heaven today. I’ll miss him so much but I’m glad he’s not in pain anymore. He had a great 11 years 🤎
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Btw if he ever calls you an idiot, dump him with vigorous immediacy
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I should be able to live my life without being harassed, groped, or sexually assaulted. I love being adventurous and spontaneous and independent. I should be able to do just that. I shouldn't have to second guess my every move. I should be able to be free to be myself.
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Seven inches off. Feels like a big weight gone. Also feels oddly naked. On we go! 💇🏻♀️
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Tired but alive. And it’s much colder than it looks. Trying to find the joy in a difficult time. ❤️
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Older, not any wiser, definitely more hungover. A great 27th birthday 🥃😊
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Huh. How exactly am I supposed to react when I’ve told someone on here that I was groped by an attorney on here and a few days later, they post that they’ve got tickets to a baseball game with said attorney? Badly, right? I feel so sad and disappointed. And angry.
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After 6 years surviving with a dilapidated chromebook, I finally got this 🥰
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Ok but I rly loved my outfit last night (the fur’s fake, PETA)
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Eight years later, it has not stopped hurting. The good days certainly outnumber the bad and I’m so happy I kept going. This will never be an easy weekend, but for all women who have been through this—don’t give up. It gets better.
Labor Day is my least favorite day of the year. On this day, 3 years ago, my best friend raped me while I was unconscious. With the support of an incredible mentor, I made it to the other side. But for a really long time, I did not know if I would make it out alive.
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2.5 hours at my parents’ before my dad said something nasty. Feeling thankful to be able to drive myself home now, to see these people 2x a year, and to live completely independently from my parents. My grammar is shit. Gobble gobble. 🦃🦃
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Twitter friends…I have a medical procedure this afternoon that’s quite painful and a little scary—I would truly appreciate any good thoughts, or better yet, cute cat pics 🐱 ♥️
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It’s been a LONG road to recovery since I injured my ankle last August. Finally ran my first 5K this week for the first time in 9 months. Feels so nice to be able to run again, and I am proud to see how the work has paid off 😊😊😊
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I need a reason to wear this hat every day because I love feeling like Tommy Shelby. Unrelated who wants to start a gang with me?
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Oh god I think I need this jacket which I certainly cannot afford 🧥
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I just submitted all the paperwork. As of December 1, 2019, Pluto is officially and legally my forever baby ♥️♥️♥️
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Am I allowed to think I look pretty two days in a row? Here goes anyway 😁
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So are we really supposed to work our asses off, move up an invisible ladder with no end (just for the sake of it), spend our whole lives exhausted, do what we like possibly .0005% of the time, maybe reproduce so our kids can do the same, then just die?
I am not about this.
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COMING SOON. Don’t know how to tell that special someone how you really feel?
@heartsbyflea
will do it for you. Because let’s be honest, he’s probably a cunt x
All t-shirts are pink. No exceptions.
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I ordered a creme brûlée to go and they gave it to me like this……..
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Just signed the paperwork — Pluto and I have adopted sweet Damian. Very excited to welcome him to the Fleabag clan! 🥰
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Absolutely awe-inspiring. Don’t ask me if I teared up in here because I won’t be honest with you.
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Saturday night I met up with a
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acquaintance. Something I’ve done plenty of times with no issue. We have a good community on here. When I met him he was drunk, behaved very inappropriately, and groped me right next to his wife. DM me if you want his name.
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Why is getting ahead so god damn expensive? What happens if I have an emergency? I could have used that money *in* law school, but instead I had to use it just to GET in. It is so scary and sad that to get ahead in this country, you need to risk financial ruin. WTF?
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I applied to 10 law schools today I think that means I can blackout
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Exactly one year ago today 🤍 So much has changed but I am a happier and, I think, better person.
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My absolute rock and best friend. I’ve no real reason to post this here except that I am overcome with love and appreciation for this wonderful man. Thank you for being the best (and being there on my big day!). Can’t wait for the adventures and laughter to come❤️🔥
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It’s hard to believe a year and a half ago I moved to Ireland to chase a dream…and today, for the first time, I’m published. My essay, Capo Galera, is out now in the inaugural issue of the Belfast Review (
@belfastreview
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one of my pet peeves is when people incorrectly spell "y'all" as "ya'll"
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I couldn’t think of a good caption but I look nice happy new year
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Well I haven’t hit the 3 month mark but the dr confirmed I have long haul COVID. Thus begins my new adventure treating a new mystery medical condition. I’ve spent virtually all of my 20s pretty sick from one illness. Guess it was time for another. I’m so tired 😔
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Nothing pisses me off more than someone telling me Logic Games was the part of the LSAT they enjoyed the most. Just go off will you.
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Sick and tired today. So to cheer me up, here is a picture from Christmas of me and a new friend, Thomas 🐈 🥰
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Someone I loved very, very, very much. The world is so much heavier without you in it. We all believed you would live forever.
There is nobody in this world like Pierre Sprey🤍
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Last week someone asked me how I’m doing and I said “really great, I’m actually really happy.” And for the first time in ages, I properly meant it and felt it.
That feels good. :)
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btw it's a red flag if a man doesn't have female friends 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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I’ve now twice retraced my steps, asked my building and the coffee shop I went to earlier today with no luck. But anyway, if by some miracle someone in DC spots this earring, it would mean the world to me if you let me know.
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Fully vaxxed with partial abs—a work in progress. Hot girl summer will be mine for the taking...soon enough!
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The reality of chronic illness is that while I look fine and healthy or whatever I just lost control of my bowels and shat my pants for the third time this month. If that’s too disgusting for you to read, feel free to unfollow me. Trust me it was more disgusting to experience.
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Can't wait for the day that I never work in litigation again. You all are a miserable lot in a miserable profession. Yes, this is an enormous generalization, and I don't care. I am sick of you. 😂
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to nobody's surprise, I have been REJECTED from Harvard Law School
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