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Phil

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2 years

@crazyclipsonly So that's how drugs are born.

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6 months

@OliLondonTV Hello? Is there anybody in there?.Just nod if you can hear me, Is there anyone home?.

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7 months

@OliLondonTV @Joey7Barton UK justice system, say no more. He lost before he spoke.

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10 months

@OliLondonTV "I'm just going to stop for fuel". "But I have a meeting!@@@!". "Sir, this gas is going all over me!". "Yeah".

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1 year

@ClownWorld_ Men -- do -- not -- want -- to -- be -- patronised -- by . -- clappy -- handed -- dowdy -- chicks -- alone -- in -- cars -- that -- upload -- cancer -- you -- f'ing -- plank --.

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7 months

@TRobinsonNewEra If none of these officers question the legitimacy of what their commanders ask them to do, it gives them the war criminal defence. I was "Just Following Orders". And we all know how that turned out.

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8 months

@OliLondonTV "Comedian?" A loud fat man shills for Biden in his pyjamas, pretending to be an American.

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2 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Watching people on TV kneading dough with rings on.

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2 years

@OliLondonTV Clearly a bloke.

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2 years

@LangmanVince “Stupid is as stupid does.” – Forrest Gump.

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2 years

@ActivePatriotUK Muslim billionaire mysteriously goes missing.

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2 years

@NoCapFights The force is weak with this one.

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2 years

@GBNEWS Bloke.

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8 months

@JebraFaushay If she does that running on the spot 20 minutes a day and stops drinking butter, she might lose some weight.

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2 years

@CreepyOrg Monkey eggs are very rare but very delicious. Be extremely careful when gathering these eggs though, they can go ape.

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6 months

@UKUpdates_co_uk They are a bunch of bare-faced lying bastards.

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3 months

@iamyesyouareno Pack his bags, put him in a row boat and set him free Japan.

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2 years

@GBNEWS All those headers have come back to haunt him.

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@RonEng1ish

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@ThatEricAlper All Depeche Mode songs.

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@80s_Kidz Roast Beef & Mustard. I loved the nose buzz.

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@Alphafox78 Incompatible, high-maintenance, narcissistic sociopath.

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@stillgray They Might Be Giants.

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2 years

@TheCriticalDri2 That better be woman because things are happening in my pants.

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@HumanityChad No effort. He's a twat.

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@80s_Kidz Joey Deacon.

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1 year

@il0venostalgia Anaglypta. Still going today, if you dare. .

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1 year

@JebraFaushay If that is how dark his urine is, and it has a head on it, he might want to try water.

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2 years

@EverythingOOC He's going to have to be monitored.

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@heidigreytv1_ Yes. Unless we get married and then you will have to cover up. 😆.

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2 months

@creepydotorg Patricia Heaton

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2 years

@GoldingBF Having spoken to a sign language expert about this footage, it turns out he is saying "Hello, my name is Gladys and I'm a bit of a twat. Eventually, I would like to be a bartender as I'm good with people. I will save my money for a scarf".

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1 year

@brixwe Arrested for assault 60 days in the clink.

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@SarahLazarus16 🇺🇸.

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2 years

@frantruth I would leave them. Rumour is roads are high-traffic areas, they'll peel off eventually.

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10 months

@FightMate The motto in this house is "You break my Lambo, You eat my Lambo".

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1 year

@benonwine The Count from Sesame Street tells me he counts 5 sacks containing 10 bollocks. Hahaha. .

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5 months

@80s_Kidz The music takes me back. I want to go back. This future sucks.

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1 year

@DieselDave12345 No.

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2 years

@NoContextBrits 'aving a good ole wank.

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6 months

@NoContextBrits The military to state that they do not support the current regime, over concerns over the destabilisation of UK communities.

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@NoContextBrits M1 North

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2 years

@iamyesyouareno That's the point of getting a real woman. I don't have to get stabbed.

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@TRobinsonNewEra She is a national disgrace.

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1 year

@73806ad7aecd444 Bronski Beat cover band.

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2 years

@crazyclipsonly Son, if you're ever going to blaze, don't buy off a female street hustler. She's either a cop or a seed seller. Always find a superfly, you get me? Cool. Sweet knickers to the vicars bro.

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2 years

@Ediswatching1 @activeasian Get to a car wash quick.

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1 year

@80s_Kidz That's Entertainment.

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11 months

@DonaldTNews Do you mean the church of satan?.

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6 months

@TRobinsonNewEra Never forget the Daily Mail once supported fascism. 👇

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@thicciNickyDDD Not if you're going to get cold. ❄️.

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5 months

@Mick_O_Keeffe I started watching a guy called bogtrotter on YT, to keep up with the situation in Dublin. I lived in Dublin during the 90s, I can't believe how much it has changed. Crime in that area has increased by 25% in recent years.

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1 year

@brixwe The man behind her just spotted the mask.

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4 months

@jd_lander I'm from the UK. I can't vote for Trump, but you better believe, I'm supporting Trump. The world needs him right now. (but I am voting for your bikini) 🇬🇧🇺🇸 🫡.

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1 year

@OliLondonTV The police need a complete and thorough revision, from top to bottom.

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3 months

@AmazingPopPod "Charlie Murphy".

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1 year

@Megthelibraria1 @il0venostalgia It was easier to take the walls down around wood chip.

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2 years

@ClownWorld_ I would probably avoid taking this one out for a beer. Me "I'll have a pint of cider please, what would you like to drink?". Freak-Elf "Mmm marshmallow, crunchy corn yum, pumpkin, no spicy, ice cream youn, kitty porn, onk, onk, onk.". Me "I'm not with this woman".

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1 year

@JebraFaushay herniated stomach.

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2 years

@crazyclipsonly I bet he stole a jumper.

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@NoContextBrits Whoever made these had the Caps Lock on.

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@ClassicGuitarR1

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@femalebodybuil6 lady parts.

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1 year

@il0venostalgia Every 70s porn star, ever.

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2 years

@gay_lumberjack @CensoredMen By Ed Sheeran?!!?.

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2 years

@LozzaFox @LewisHamilton @JustStop_Oil The golden bum bag. oh and Lewis.

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1 year

@godblesstoto "Margret! You know Derrick next door?". "Yes". "He's dressed as a Little Bo Peep". "What? Has he lost his sheep?". "Probably Margret. That and his fucking mind".

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1 year

@DrLoupis perversion.

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2 years

@LozzaFox Bloke.

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1 year

@JebraFaushay Grandma is in the background thinking "Get me the f**k out of here" while reaching for the plug on the life support machine.

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6 months

@BGatesIsaPyscho An agent provocateur.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Is-slam.

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1 year

@GBullstein Woke agenda.

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@othingstodo_com Screaming won't help.

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1 year

@ATRightMovies That woman was beautiful. 💕.

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1 month

@fasc1nate The trifecta of depression: Leaving Las Vegas, Mysterious Skin, Requiem for a Dream. In one night, never again.

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2 years

@JoeyMannarinoUS One, two. "Mum, I did it".

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1 year

@akafacehots I support them.

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@dave24144975 She's been eating a lot of food made by those white folks.

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@InterStarMedia Cultural appropriation. Now give me money my feelings are hurt.

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@Sadie_NC You worship God or this flag. If you worship the flag, hand in your vestments and leave, you won't be missed.

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9 months

@OliLondonTV Now I'm angry that I didn't think of this.

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2 years

@AFizgig The first horror film I watched as a kid. Scared the crap out of me. Needless to say, my dad got his ass handed to him by mum.

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1 year

@benonwine Fat.

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1 year

@ThatEricAlper Layne Staley.

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6 months

@SandraWeeden Bollocks. Mainstream media hates us all.

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@realTrumpNewsX Military advisers should never smoke the crack.

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2 years

@AvonandsomerRob Shifter.

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1 year

@brixwe BMW.

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7 months

@OliLondonTV "Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, Is there anyone home?".

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2 years

@JebraFaushay I wouldn't have guessed this person is an actor. She moves with the grace of a German dictator.

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2 years

@4golfonline @Ferndown_Forest putters back.

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2 years

@theblade113 I do solemnly and sincerely declare and affirm that I will well and truly serve the King in the office of constable, with fairness, integrity, diligence, and impartiality, upholding fundamental human rights and according to equal respect to all people; and that I will, to the.

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2 years

@NoContextHumans You can tell she is thinking "Did I just get away with that? Fuck it, I'm going again. weeeeeeeee".

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@othingstodo_com Give birth. Women have mastered childbirth.

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2 years

@libsoftiktok @NEAToday Paedophilic. The End.

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@ProudElephantUS No, it's a bloke.

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@RachieRach429 "Mum, Dad, this is Astrogirl". "What is she doing?". "Trying to put her stomach on my head". "Why?". "I don't know".

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1 year

@ReturnOfKappy Not their kids that's for sure.

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@RadioGenoa

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