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Pompey / Sydney - 25

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined April 2015
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@FinleySexton
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6 months
Same cunt that used to joke about Harvey Price raping his Mum and Jade Goodey’s cancer. Silly jock bastard, fuck off.
@JCaramac
Sir Jack Caramac 💙 🇺🇦
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Boyle nails Ricky Gervais.
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Maiya telling me not to order flowers for Valentine’s Day either means she doesn’t want flowers or I’m getting binned before Thursday
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Imagine working tirelessly to develop a company that revolutionises the modern world to have a jealous leftie tell you that everything you have gained from benefiting the modern world has to be handed over to bums. You reep what you sow it’s as simple as that, so work harder.
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Imagine having to live off just $7 billion dollars
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Woman at works chews paracetamol because ‘she likes the taste’ and now I’m certain she’s gonna kill the whole office one day
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Was shagging Maiya this morning and her earring fell out of her ear and went straight down my throat. Rather than checking I was alright she just laughed at me whilst I coughed it up😒
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Imagine being engaged at 16 ahahahahahaha dickheads
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
When you’re at a gaff off your tits and there’s a trampoline in the garden
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
I hope for everyone’s mental well being they ignore these tier 4 rules cos it’s fucking bollocks. Could be your relatives last Christmas, don’t waste it.
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Me and the Mrs play fighting and then she hurts me so I’ve gotta show her who’s in charge
@AntonyFlynn1
Flynn.
5 years
Just watched a murder in Thailand
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Just had to run away from a cabby cos I got lift from the ferry to mine and had no money AHAHAHA, scary as fuck tho
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Managed to persuade my Psychology teacher that I was autistic so well that she rung my Mum and tried to arrange a meeting to support me
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
I want one
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Brilliant point, deserves a round of applause👏
@GMB
Good Morning Britain
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Should clapping be banned? @EllenCScott says theatres should swap clapping for 'jazz hands' to be more 'inclusive' to those with anxiety or sensitivity to loud sounds. What do you think? #GMB
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
That’s what you get for naming your Dog Pete
@NickUchihaa
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5 years
So my dog locked my mom out of her car
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Not much proof then. Stupid bitch
@ShafikFM
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5 years
🤔
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
Confiding in my nearest and dearest was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, but boys please do it because it’s the best thing I’ve ever done💙
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@FinleySexton
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10 months
@Gibbo_UTV @carlyjohnson123 Look like your 40 plus dribbling over a bird who begs it on Twitter at 40 years old you fucking gammon
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
@whatmough10 Better get your Mum out my boot then
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@FinleySexton
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2 years
Two thousand big strong Pompey boys heading to Ipswich then
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
A boys birthday is the only day they feel the pain a girl has when they've gotta think of multiple responses to comments on their photo!! I feel for you all girls x
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
I reacted horrendously to 20/30 people surprising me for my birthday and I’m sorru but up the blues and I love you all
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@FinleySexton
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10 months
@balgaar He definitely slapped you about
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Why's my Grandma flirting with me😬😬😬
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
No mate, flying to Syria and joining a terrorist group at 15 years old is the most idiotic, immoral decision possible
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Already posted on my private but I don’t care I’m too excited! This little man will be part of the family come December 6th🐶❤️
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Skkkkrrrrrtttttt
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Just farted in my Mums face and she's been sick ahahahahahahahahha
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
A letter from my Uni with the highest grade boundaries saying that I’ve got my place and I should celebrate but results are tomorrow?🤯
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
Anyone know if Oh Polly are doing a give away?
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Every person tackling that cowardly bastard today should be knighted and paid a million pounds! Hero’s🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
I'll never understand the appeal of mince pies
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
My great Nan and David Attenborough are the same age. She gets her arse wiped for her in a care home and he narrates the best programme on TV. I really hope I'm more like him than her when I'm 91
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Brought Maiya Gucci shoes for her birthday and they only arrived today and she’s just sat in her room wearing them😭😭😭
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Firstly, I just saw @Santandave1 @ajtracey @JmeBBK @KingPMoney all in the same room for £11!! 11 FUCKING POUND,!!!!
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Three years hasn't made it any easier, I still want my best mate back but I hope you're doing good up there Paps👼🌹
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Anya's mum defo wants a bit
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
I'm a big brother for the third time!!!❤️👶🏻
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@FinleySexton
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10 months
@carlyjohnson123 Dress like a brass so I imagine you behave like one
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@FinleySexton
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10 months
But you’re not saving puppies, you’re just getting yours out for dirty old men all over the planet 🤣
I could literally tweet that I'm rescuing a puppy and someone would give me shit .. cba
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Can all use that money to buy yourselves some trousers that fit
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Gay bloke at work has asked for my number and if we can go for a beer. I've fucking pulled 🍑🍆
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
My Mum is smashing out one handed cartwheels in the garden at midnight😂 go on girl
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Offers from all 5 Uni's and unconditional from one‼️
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Carry on eating your cardboard and tofu sandwiches and I’ll enjoy my double cheeseburger you sap
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Cunts
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
5 years
This elderly gentleman served in the British armed forces for 22 years. Today he was manning a Brexit Party polling station when he was attacked & had milkshake thrown all over him. All because he wants the result of a democratic referendum to be honoured. Disgusting.
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@FinleySexton
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2 years
Absolute state of these turnips 😭😭
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
@Charlie_Algar Advice ignored🇬🇧
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
My face every time Maiya gets on top
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
True heroes🎖
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
5 years
The Queen, US President Donald Trump, UK Prime Minister Theresa May and members of the Royal Family applaud as D-Day veterans are honoured at the 75th anniversary commemorations in Portsmouth
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Passed out and fell off my seat at Maiyas family part last night come onnnn
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Twitter really got you all excited Ahahahahahahahahaha fuck off
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Getting up in the morning after a lush sleep is the worst thing , especially when it's cold and wet and you have college
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
That moment when you rub your eyes for too long and teleport to a distant galaxy for about 3 seconds is so weird
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Im 18 now so I can shag milfs
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Me and Maiya went to get piercings and it ended up with the piercer showing me the hoop he’s got on his bellend😭😭
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
No Lynx set in my stocking, absolutely gutted:(
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
My little brother is now bald and has two England flags hung in his room so he's definitely EDL
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
When your Mum starts as soon as your eyes open in the morning
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Elf is an all time Christmas classic🎄
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Sun snaked me this morning, I thought it was gonna be hot but it's fucking freezing
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
If you were born with a bit of meat hanging from your groin you’re a bloke mate
@CBSNews
CBS News
5 years
Musician Sam Smith came out as non-binary in a candid interview, explaining, “Maybe I'm not a man, maybe I'm not a woman, maybe I'm just me."
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
This sums up the absolute shambles of our country currently. I’ll reiterate my point, ignore the bollocks coming out of parliament at the moment and see who you need too at Christmas.
@ErinCleaver
erin
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frowned upon to see my sister and her kids Xmas day but can go to work with her on Xmas Eve🤪🤪
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
Being an adult is a bit wank I’m not gonna lie mooosh
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
4 years on still a wonder strike
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
The only issue with the Sun is all the fucking creatures that start strolling about in 3/4 lengths
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
I’m not crying, you’re crying😢
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
If you haven't tried blackurrant squash with lemonade you are neglecting yourself, it is simply divine. Thank me later x
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
When’s natural selection gonna kick in and deal with people like this then
@TitaniaMcGrath
Titania McGrath
5 years
For all you boomers who struggle with new gender categories, here’s a list of the ones you should already know. It really isn’t that difficult.
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
The best country in the world with the best fans🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
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England fans right now. 👏👏
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
0/2 days of Uni attended so far🤓start as you mean to go on and all that
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Just played top trumps with a 6 year old and cheered when I won, and now he's sulking cos I didn't let him win but fuck that he needs to know who's the best
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Can’t compete in the Paralympics if you’re not disabled so why can men who pretend to be women compete in women’s athletics? Mental
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
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How can anyone think this is fair?
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Mum and Dad are sailing round the Greek Islands and I’m sat in an financial accounts seminar, this isn’t fair
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@FinleySexton
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2 years
The mental couple in Stay Close cut some serious shapes🕺🏻
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@FinleySexton
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3 years
People joking about the death of a 99 year old who not only served the monarch for nearly 75 years, is also a veteran, husband, father, grandfather and great grandfather. Embarrassing behaviour
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
I’ve actually just flopped on this down a pint challenge, can someone nominate me again so I can show I’m a double hard bastard
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Mums up cooking dinner at this time for me because she didn’t want it to be cold for when I get in from work. What an angel❤️
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Just accidentally sent a kiss to my driving instructor and he sent one back😬😬
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
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@samsmith
SAM SMITH
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Nudes
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
This weather is double moody, I’m gonna call it storm The Mrs
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Oi nah hay-fever is a mad ting sad ting I can't deal with it! 7:55 and nose is streaming and constant tears just FUCK OFF
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Just went down stairs completely naked and there's geezer painting the lounge walls🙃😂
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Stick him in a cage with a tiger and see who’s laughing then, the buck tooth little cunt
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5 years
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@FinleySexton
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7 years
Bored of the same boring routine at college everyday as well as having no money🙄
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
We’re gonna win the World Cup
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@FinleySexton
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8 years
Give it a week and the floppy haired cunt will have been assassinated, if we're all lucky
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Just seen some geezer strolling about in a gym shark tracksuit and desert boots🤒
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
People still acting as if it’s a public holiday and now our PM’s in ICU...some people🥴
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Stop taking pictures in my gaff you know I’ve got a Mrs ffs
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
Country full of fucking dins and this weekend has shown that. Boris needs put into place official laws tonight to force the mongrels who can’t follow clear instructions, to stay inside.
@1871_GS
George 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Don’t care what you think of the bloke this is spot on from Piers
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Anyone arguing this is without a doubt, fucking disabled.
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Adele actually has too many bangers, I want her to be my Mum
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
I’m now South Korean
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@FinleySexton
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4 years
The 405 thousand NHS volunteers👏
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Looks like the next Harry Potter is gonna be a female then😂 fucking hate this world
@ladbible
LADbible
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James Bond 25 will introduce Lashana Lynch as new 007.
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@FinleySexton
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6 years
Everyone coming to pets at home today you’re a nonce and I hope your presents get stolen
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@FinleySexton
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5 years
Agreed to walk 26 miles for charity with the Mrs months ago and now I have to actually do it tomorrow I feel like my decision was nearly as bad as Jackett’s decision to not start Lowe or bring Curtis on at all. Shit cunt fossil fuck off.
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