Imagine working tirelessly to develop a company that revolutionises the modern world to have a jealous leftie tell you that everything you have gained from benefiting the modern world has to be handed over to bums. You reep what you sow it’s as simple as that, so work harder.
Was shagging Maiya this morning and her earring fell out of her ear and went straight down my throat. Rather than checking I was alright she just laughed at me whilst I coughed it up😒
I hope for everyone’s mental well being they ignore these tier 4 rules cos it’s fucking bollocks. Could be your relatives last Christmas, don’t waste it.
Should clapping be banned?
@EllenCScott
says theatres should swap clapping for 'jazz hands' to be more 'inclusive' to those with anxiety or sensitivity to loud sounds.
What do you think?
#GMB
A boys birthday is the only day they feel the pain a girl has when they've gotta think of multiple responses to comments on their photo!! I feel for you all girls x
My great Nan and David Attenborough are the same age. She gets her arse wiped for her in a care home and he narrates the best programme on TV. I really hope I'm more like him than her when I'm 91
This elderly gentleman served in the British armed forces for 22 years.
Today he was manning a Brexit Party polling station when he was attacked & had milkshake thrown all over him.
All because he wants the result of a democratic referendum to be honoured.
Disgusting.
The Queen, US President Donald Trump, UK Prime Minister Theresa May and members of the Royal Family applaud as D-Day veterans are honoured at the 75th anniversary commemorations in Portsmouth
This sums up the absolute shambles of our country currently. I’ll reiterate my point, ignore the bollocks coming out of parliament at the moment and see who you need too at Christmas.
Just played top trumps with a 6 year old and cheered when I won, and now he's sulking cos I didn't let him win but fuck that he needs to know who's the best
People joking about the death of a 99 year old who not only served the monarch for nearly 75 years, is also a veteran, husband, father, grandfather and great grandfather. Embarrassing behaviour
Country full of fucking dins and this weekend has shown that. Boris needs put into place official laws tonight to force the mongrels who can’t follow clear instructions, to stay inside.
Agreed to walk 26 miles for charity with the Mrs months ago and now I have to actually do it tomorrow I feel like my decision was nearly as bad as Jackett’s decision to not start Lowe or bring Curtis on at all. Shit cunt fossil fuck off.