Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️
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I JUST GOT CHASED BY A BIG ASS JERMAINE SHEPHERD I THINK MY STOMACH AND HEART STILL OUTSIDE ON THE PORCH😭😭😩
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@RockiiiiRoadd
and on top of that they want assessments, cover letters tailored to that specific job, and all sorts of...it's a whole job looking for one.
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@Puff_Iya
Constantly asking for pictures and also sending multiple selfies a day.
Getting sexual way too soon in an early conversation.
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@_jasminwats
and they laugh about it and call us "sensitive". yes, hilarious to threaten to come in under predatory pretenses. No matter what it's going to be our fault simply for existing.
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@Mr_Alexius
she's probably looking for the perfect scripture to read to you...jumping to conclusions is not good 🙁
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Fuck an “I’m Him” moment… what’s your fave “I’m Her” moment that a female character has given us? 👀
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@foreverimbetter
my stomach turned. i thought it was just screenshots of a dude caught cheating or something at first glance. Absolutely disgusting.
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@simsimmaaz
I tell my kids they have until a certain time to get xyz done. They can learn time management, how to prioritize, and what works best for them. I know that I don't like to talk or do a ton of things immediately at 6am. I need to 'wake up'. I know me. They need to know them.
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@WhyBLEACH
@t0nit0ne
Can we talk about the price gouging for hand sanitizer too? That was ridiculous
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@sofiablove
it looks like his priorities are in order. she seems to misunderstand what love and relationships are about.
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Myself
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@KellyeMacMillan
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@fakedansavage
That line really hit me as a parent too. Making a mental Post-It note to keep this in mind at all times.
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@GUCClSHE
All these people defending her...I wonder if they're on her payroll to go that hard 🤔
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@ty_hotcommodity
i'm surprised it was only $105 bc I stg four items are like $75 pre tax 😭😭😭
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@johnnyfigg
Starts with deleting those texts of those sneaky conversations. Then it's all downhill after that.
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@Nellythamenace
In my experience, it's lots of "go with the flow", "I don't really like titles", and bringing up sexual things early on (no matter how mildly) are signs that a situationship is on the agenda.
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@killuhBee__
There's a lot of less endowed people out there that can eat it like a last meal before an execution...that's how they balance it out.
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@raquelvincent18
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Rewatching the video of Jesse Williams like
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@MidzyCafe
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@adoseofmars
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@marionbyrnee
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This! There's definitely a way to be complimentary without being disrespectful/objectifying someone.
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Massaging the gooch and you go too far:
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feeling safe, desired, and emotionally connected
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the cousin that won't be there
What’s y’all role at family gatherings?
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@ArrozYUnGandul
this is so sweet and mature. Not many out there like this that see the bigger picture.
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@killuhBee__
Exactly. People have turned a one night stand with a 🍤 dude into a full blown relationship and marriage if the head is right.
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@adoseofmars
i stg bc the potential of it and the possibilities...relationships are more definite...? Idk it's early but the distinction is there.
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@IneededDaMoney
Skylar from Breaking Bad was the absolute worst! The birthday handy was the beginning of my loathing for her.
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i have some cleaning to do
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@_weirdhoe
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They're acting like protests are Coachella or SXSW. Just no 🤦♀️ and it got worse...
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@quepasamari
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@_benjvmins_
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@AkankeBillions
@DaShaunLH
Taking pics with underprivileged kids and posting them online for clout 🥴
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feeling safe in every possible way
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@AfroPinup
@arcanecovet
definitely! I just wanted to clarify that I didn't tear and then wind up with an episiotomy from 🍆 😂😂😂😂
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@thisisnefertiti
because no real esthetician worth their salt would promote their bs products knowing damn well it's glorified crap.
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@TimeIsNotGiven
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Right? Obviously there's an incompatibility issue regardless of the history. Break up and find someone that's into the same shit. Easy day.
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@hellacoily
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