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Not the real Nurse Ratched. “And Sarah said, ‘God has made me to laugh, so that all that hear will laugh with me.’” - Genesis 21:6

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@FigmentFL
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@wilderpatriot Because 2 days ago, women were telling men that they’d feel safer with a bear.
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@FigmentFL
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 That’s km/h. Most planes take off at about 180 mph.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Starting to think “the talk” is basically “be as belligerent as possible and maybe they’ll give up”.
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@FigmentFL
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@WomenBeingAwful They don’t offer to help any woman anymore because of feminists bragging they don’t need help and TikTokers claiming sexual harassment every time a guy says anything to them.
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@FigmentFL
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@KILLTOPARTY Her mom wants a 24-year-old to take her daughter to Paris for her birthday after only dating for 3 months?
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia I don’t have to worry about JP Staples or Nick Sandmann randomly punching me on the street, at the airport, etc.
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@FigmentFL
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@HeidiBriones Men: I want an under 25-year-old woman so she’s young enough to have my kids. Also men:
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Why are they looking at someone else’s phone?
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@FigmentFL
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@JoshLekach It was cute when she was a little girl. Now it’s just weird and desperate.
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@FigmentFL
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@fightwithmemes Is this person still alive?
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@FigmentFL
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@KILLTOPARTY No. She should have shut the guy down and reminded him they’re both married instead of entertaining his advances and making a connection.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia How come the sixth grader has no dad?
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Is that what they mean by “seasoning dey food”?
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@FigmentFL
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@OrwellNGoode Left: Crispy chicken sandwich Right: Bland af
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@FigmentFL
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@GarbageHuman24 Rubs her politics in her customers’ faces and is shocked when they don’t tip. Zero self-awareness.
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@FigmentFL
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@SpillTheMemes For what? I want to see where this lie goes. You can’t text from jail.
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@Zillionhood @medi_cosity He accidentally fell on it naked.
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@FigmentFL
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@GrantBitmen @gunsnrosesgirl3 I’m thinking it’s probably not accurate lol
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@FigmentFL
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@GarbageHuman24 Ok, maybe some pit bulls aren’t so bad.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia That’s nice, sir. Please turn on your left side so we can start your colonoscopy.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia “The dog ate my airship.”
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@FigmentFL
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@KILLTOPARTY I don’t mind doing laundry, but I hate doing dishes. My late fiancé hated doing laundry and threw his clothes on the floor next to the hamper all the time, but he didn’t mind doing dishes. So I did laundry and he did dishes. Problem solved. I miss him.
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@FigmentFL
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Just gonna meme my way through this one, too.
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@AnthonyCumia And now he’s a Biden voter.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia All the usual excuses.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia What’s coming? Billions of dollars in US aid to keep the war going?
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia That’s not dirt…
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@FigmentFL
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@joe23454321 @PicturesFoIder It depends on the water. Most bottled water doesn’t taste like anything, but tap water tastes bad to me. City water tastes like chlorine and well water tastes like sulfur. I’m really sensitive to bitter flavors, too.
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@FigmentFL
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@KILLTOPARTY He should start talking about how tight his ex was.
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@FigmentFL
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@tractor_owner A lot of them have a telltale nose, but that’s not foolproof. It can be easy to confuse it with the Norse nose.
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@DogRightGirl That’s the same stance toddlers take before they’re potty trained.
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@IncelsCo Omg! Thats the same person?!
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@FigmentFL
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@GarbageHuman24 I wonder why the Js are so progressive when it comes to sexualizing and transing children.
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@FigmentFL
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@DerCremi @ReaperCapital @edzitron A new window frame? It just sits on existing frame. There are accordion wings on it that expand to fit the width and you close the window down on it to hold it in place. You plug it into any nearby outlet. You can remove it when you don’t need it anymore.
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@FigmentFL
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@Rothmus I posted this on FB a couple years back and got put in FB jail for a month lol
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia If they don’t get it by now, they never will. White liberal women will see this and think they need to go back to kissing black people’s feet again and then they’ll vote for their own demise just to spite Trump.
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@FigmentFL
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@normposter Why do the people with “long covid” all look like the people who had “fibromyalgia” a few years ago? They couldn’t go to work, either. 🤔
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@FigmentFL
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She seasons her cho-co. Wypipo don’t season dey cho-co.
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She really added seasoning to the charcoal 😮
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia I love how white people can’t walk down a sidewalk without worrying about getting sucker punched by a black person, but your posts are what’s eroding society. 😆
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia And then the whole neighborhood stood and clapped.
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@FigmentFL
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@KILLTOPARTY As a submissive woman, I can tell you that men think they want a submissive woman until they get one. Y’all get bored and dump us pretty quick. What you really want is a woman who is just spicy enough, not a total pushover but not a nag.
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@FigmentFL
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@Rothmus “It’s no longer relevant.” Meanwhile, I gotta wait in line for a table every time.
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@FigmentFL
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@lonesfeels No. You can lose hope or interest in someone, but love never dies. That’s why it hurts so bad when someone you love ignores you.
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@FigmentFL
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This is animal cruelty 😡
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@FigmentFL
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@GarbageHuman24 They can’t even go back to their own continent without stealing everything on the way out.
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@FigmentFL
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@Rothmus Meanwhile, I’ve been wearing the same coat for 10 years.
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@WomenBeingAwful They both gave up lol
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@XGavinMcInnes As if he knows who his father is.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Sickening! 🤬
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@AnthonyCumia If I had a time machine…
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia If the gunman was black, we wouldn’t even be hearing about this.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Toll paid
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia Lmao Just say “excuse me” and sit down.
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@fightwithmemes lol they think they won’t be next.
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@AnthonyCumia Obviously an African built it and the Japanese stole it 😆
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@AnthonyCumia If he shows up, you can show him your collection lol
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@AnthonyCumia The absolute refusal of leftists to see reality.
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@ClownWorld_ Because they paid $35 for a plane ticket on a flying Greyhound Bus and are just now finding out why it’s so cheap.
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@FigmentFL
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@Lauren_Southern I paid $2.67 for store brand bread yesterday. How am I supposed to buy “cheaper food” when there’s no such thing?
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@JebraFaushay It’s a seating device for up to 3 childless cat ladies who don’t need a man.
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@AnthonyCumia You should watch this Nick Fuentes guy. I heard he’s good.
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@AnthonyCumia How much more of this crap do we have to tolerate?
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia You know who did benefit from slavery? Their own brothers who sold them into it.
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@Rothmus The doctor in question:
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@AnthonyCumia Something tells me I need to add that to the list.
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@KILLTOPARTY Lmaoooo Welcome to Dating Hell, fellas.
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@FigmentFL
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@WomenBeingAwful She wants you to chase her. And if you ever stop chasing her and trying to prove your love/interest, she’ll either dump you or cheat on you because you’re “not putting in any effort”. Sounds tiring.
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@FigmentFL
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@AnthonyCumia You must have your app set on “dark mode”.
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@KILLTOPARTY So I need to fatten up to find a man is what you’re saying
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@NostalgiaFolder Stupid ripoff product.
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@AnthonyCumia You see the scrubs? In a few months, they’ll be taking care of your grandma at the nursing home.
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@AnthonyCumia The Aristocrats!
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@greentexts_bot Well you measure his blood glucose, the meter just says “hi”.
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@JebraFaushay Is she lying that many times on purpose or is she just dumb enough to really believe all that?
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@RevRayCistman “Let’s put 70 people on a boat and drive it through Haulover Inlet.” -these geniuses
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@JebraFaushay Why is she so out of breath?
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@hartgoat @GarbageHuman24 So I just found out I like Polish people.
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@Emilio2763 Getting out of jail because they’ll automatically let her win every case.
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@FigmentFL
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@DramaAlert It’s mostly premade crap. Buy ingredients to make larger meals. Get a membership at Costco/Sam’s Club/BJs and buy in bulk. He just keeps buying the same stuff and complaining about the price. When the economy is crap, you gotta step outside the comfort zone.
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@AnthonyCumia Where is there snow right now?
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@JebraFaushay Was she at least good looking at the time? 😬
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@TheProjectUnity @JimSatala Most likely a drone.
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@skittles_XXX @L__G__B @BillboardChris @againstgrmrs If it’s any consolation, this person is in liver failure and probably won’t last long if he keeps treating it like a pregnancy.
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@FigmentFL
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@BIPOCracism @AnthonyCumia Is this some kind of weird form of Tourette’s?
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@HarmfulOpinion Waaah! They want to sell reasonably priced food and not pass on the credit card fees on to the customer. Horrible.
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@AnthonyCumia I feel like the description on the back is inaccurate.
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