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Yes, Jenelle, you had your kids in a sinking house filled w/ human feces & a violent trigger happy psychopath but I'm sure the judge is very concerned about Babs missing a ceremony because she now has to care for your daughter in addition to the son you dumped on her 9 years ago.
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Babs RETIRED, you piece of shit! And last I checked, you and your wife would be living on the street without MTV money!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
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I love that Nathan is turning Kaiser back into a mini version of himself. You know it has to be driving JE and David crazy that he doesn't look like a "country boy" anymore.
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I wonder how
@Laboraide
feels about Jenelle Evans and her baby testing positive for marijuana at birth. Seems counterproductive for someone who is supposed to be promoting an all natural drug-free device to assist in childbirth. 🤔
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Hey, Jenelle, tell us more about how David never hurt Jace.
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Does it really count as 3 years if you filed a restraining order against him and moved to another state for 6 months? 🤔
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You mean like your mom raising your son because you were too busy chasing drugs and dick? Or letting your ungrateful ass move back in with her every time you broke up with one of your soulmates? 🤔
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And the angels sang and the world rejoiced. 🕊
#TeenMom2
star Jenelle Evans has been officially fired from the show! Read MTV's statement and find out how it happened:
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Now you're going to cry to the cop b/c you followed the big scary man to his own house, pulled a gun on him, & he tried to keep you from leaving until the cops got there? And at no point during this profanity laden performance did you mention the fact that your son was terrified.
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But after you made that "documentary," you left David and accused him of abusing your kids. So... 🤨
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Wow! Wow wow wow! She really went there! 🤬🤬🤬🤬 YOU👏🏻ARE👏🏻NOT👏🏻A👏🏻VICTIM!!!!!
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So you're saying that you got your kids back due to legal wrangling and not because you proved that you were a fit mother and could provide a safe environment for them?
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JE and David biching about a company refusing to go to the land because of David's antics.
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For chrissakes she's asking IG for help about flying with her fictitious "esophagus spasms?!" I guess that means her "biopsies everywhere" came back positive for Munchausen so she needs someone else to write her a doctor's note to excuse her from the reunion. 🙄
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No, the judge told YOU & YOUR lawyer to mediate because you didn't have a chance in hell of getting custody. The judge signed off on the VISITATION agreement. You have NO custodial rights. STOP LYING!!!!!!
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She didn't walk away for her kids, hence not walking away when her kids were literally taken away from her because of him. She "walked away" because he cost her a cushy paycheck.
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@jenellousofwhat
She can totally relate because she fell next to a bonfire a few weeks ago.
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At 18 months old? Yeah, no. Check back after she sets the house on fire, gets arrested 10 or 15 times, ditches her kids, steals your credit cards, and lets her soulmates trash you to anyone who will listen.
#TruthBeTold
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So you're admitting that you dragged your sick child to NYC & infected everyone on a plane just so you could play model for a weekend? Or, let me guess, she was sick before you left, was magically healthy just before you got on the plane, & got sick again as soon as you got home?
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Momma's boy? You are literally choosing to stay with your abusive psychopathic husband instead of him!
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@JLDionne918
@ohmygodDUDEEE
@PBandJenelley_1
She doesn't have any kind of degree. All she has is a certificate from a for-profit tech school.
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He has used that "plumb dumb" line before and I still don't know what it's supposed to mean. And I guess these aren't pics of him wearing Nike shirts.
#JustDenyIt
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Nobody wants to watch you playing fake happy family with the kids you just lost custody of. You do realize we all now know what was really going on behind the scenes of these staged pics and videos, right?
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Pretty sure that's Kaiser. I guess it was more important for JE to follow David to work than to go see his performance with Jace.
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You know what the best part about Maci being on Naked & Afraid is? 😂
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Let me guess, they told you that you couldn't be around the kids so you and JE pulled Kaiser out?
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“
@PBandJenelley_1
: So over this show. ✌🏼️” You would still be living in your car or in jail if it weren't for
@MTV
! Sit down and shut up!
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Yes!!!! Someone FINALLY called out JE for using their story on her page!!!! 👏👏👏
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So they're going to make all the other kids & parents come back on a random day and do the whole thing over again? How is that fair? So everybody, including Kaiser, needs to be inconvenienced because you're a shitty excuse for a mom?
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Just to put this out there, no, he didn't. His application was rejected. This pic proves nothing.
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No YOU didn't wanna go to trial b/c YOU didn't want all the dirty secrets that MTV had been covering up to come out!
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That's right, keep pretending everything is hunky-dory on the land. Hey, Jenelle, where are your other kids? 🤔
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Says the violent drunk who can't even make it through breakfast without a beer and gets thrown out of parties for pulling out knives when he's cut off!
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Acting as if you're giving someone thousands of dollars of your own personal money. If you really wanted to "give something back," you'd start by paying your mom child support & thank her for raising your child and still loving you even though you're a miserable ungrateful bitch!
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Don't act like you suddenly care about Kaiser, you monster!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡
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My
#WCW
is Barbara Evans b/c she works hard to raise her grandson while his mom chases guys, takes selfies, & smokes.
http://t.co/ySglDAfdL8
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Their beaks shouldn't be dirty either though. What happened to ignoring everybody? What happened to your life is perfect and you couldn't be happier? If you're depressed, it's nobody's fault but your own!
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I'd rather be sleeping in a car with Kieffer than living in a swamp with that unemployed psychopath who murders animals and abuses kids, but maybe that's just me. 🤷🏻♀️
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You know what's weird? JE hasn't flaunted a "We just got our marriage license! It's real now dude!" pic. 🤔
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There's a mac 'n cheese bar at this wedding. Shit just got real.
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Charles Manson is dead. He died peacefully in a hospital. A luxury which was not afforded his victims.
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"Everyone" goes to the salon for a haircut while Kaiser gets a mullet from David. 😒
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@PBandJenelley_1
@TheAshleysRR
If MTV wanted your health to come 1st they would've canceled the show yrs ago & forced you into a psych ward
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I guess Jace didn't want to go to lunch with them. Or he just didn't want to be filmed because, you know, pRiVaCy. 🙄 Hmm... this video was posted before 1pm and the kids aren't wearing their school uniforms. Could there have been a CPS interview? 👀
#SilenceIsGolden
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How was David on his lunch break on January 3rd when his school wasn't even in session then? 🤔
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Attention makeup artists & hairstylists! I'm going to Starbucks tmw & I need a glam squad to get me ready! This is an amazing opportunity! 👸
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JE's IG story. Wow, he made eggs! 😒 Nobody is jealous of David, Jenelle!
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Latest report from Florida-- my 94yo great uncle & 92yo great aunt say they pulled the shutters down and have everything they need. Meanwhile, my 100yo great aunt's biggest concern is that she'll lose power and her kindle & ipad won't be charged. 😒
#ElderlyMillenials
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JE's IG story. You are such a piece of shit! You're right, David "acts" like a father for social media! He hates Kai and Kai is afraid of him! "Being a father" doesn't mean hitting, intimidating, and humiliating! 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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It doesn't matter! You're still responsible for whatever is posted on your pages in your name! Dr. Drew explained this to you about your Kaepernick post (which you did write yourself) before you stormed off the stage!
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Your "perfect family" members are all sitting at separate tables and your husband is completely ignoring you and the kids.
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You mean like literally every other family with a pool? This is like the equivalent of me saying "I was watching TV, I got thirsty, so I went to the kitchen to get a drink." OK...and...?
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JE will be just fine. Let's not forget that, in addition to her uber popular clothing and makeup lines, she also has a 50% stake in Medivie, the makers of the super profitable Laboraide mouthguards. 😂
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No, actually, you abandoned your first kid and did photoshoots with your second kid, and now you've ditched the second kid and only care about the third kid, and you don't even care about the third kid that much.
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She made her kids hike up a mountain so she could show them the exact spot where she chose their abuser over them. Nice. 😒 How was she even able to do that hike with her back pain and imminent paralysis?
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Guys, there's a new option on Jenelle's World. For $250 you can create a duet with her on TikTok... as long as it's up to her standards of conduct. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You didn't just "disagree with someone's lifestyle," you promoted hatred towards ppl living that lifestyle, & you didn't do it in private you did it on social media knowing millions would see it. Why are you so bitter? You said you never wanted to be on the show in the 1st place!
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THERE👏🏻IS👏🏻NO👏🏻CUSTODY👏🏻BATTLE!!!! Barbara has FULL PERMANENT custody!
Teen Mom Jenelle & David treat her son Jace, 12, to lunch amid custody battle
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Sixteen weeks ago David bitched about a cop that shot a dog just because it was barking at him.
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So you ditched Jamie last weekend and flew to Florida with Katrina today? Nice. Did they fly at a low altitude for you? 😒
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David banned your mother from the delivery room AND your wedding!
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Why do they need so many gd chickens???? And can someone explain to these assholes that "free range" doesn't mean letting the chickens run wild???? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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If everything about this doesn't scream Jenelle I don't know what does. 😂
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Look! A pic of Jace actually doing an activity rather than stopping to pose near that activity!
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But but but David makes you breakfast at home every day! 🤔 And where do those biscuits and gravy fit into your "lean meat and veggies" or "stomach issues" diet? 😒
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"Coming along WELL" 😖 And given that you started this garden like less than a week ago, I call bullshit.
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Except Leah spelled backwards is "Hael." 🤦 Why are people so stupid?
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By "wish me luck" she means "hope they give me narcotics and tell me I'm gonna be paralyzed."
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