Joey Ferris
@FerrisWheelPro
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I critique games on YouTube in a funny-ish way | He/Him | Prev: @GameXplain @Commonrealm @NTFgames @NerdReactor | Email: [email protected]
Joined February 2013
A normal person: "I can easily avoid these two chainsaws by ducking.".Leon:
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Sometimes I miss desperate Nintendo.
Remember when Nintendo dropped these on the Wii U eShop for $10 each . Good times
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Metroid Prime 4 was revealed 6 years ago today. I am kindly asking Nintendo to never reveal games this early again.
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Remember when BOTW 2 was supposed to re-use assets to shorten the development time and now we're waiting for it longer than we did BOTW 1?. lol.
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@NintenDaan Did you just do that?.Did you just do that?.Did you move shit with your mind?.Did you move shit WITH YOUR FREAKING MIND??.
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Someone should tell Nintendo that it's okay to have a personality even when their console is a success.
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It was only a matter of time before these people showed up.
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"Stop calling people you disagree with Nazis.". The people I disagree with:
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PlayStation and Xbox have been making the same box but more powerful for 20+ years, but when Nintendo does it, it's awful and boring?. Make it make sense.
I absolutely 100% agree with Max here, The Switch 2 is the most Meh Nothing Burger Device ever, with the most uneventful Reveal ever in the history of gaming, this is so bad that Investors didn't even wait 5 minutes to say " nahhh thanks we're out ", This shouldn't be called a
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@ZachariusD Joy-Cons: Stick drift every 3 months. Pro Controller: Almost 7 years without stick drift.
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He's said in multiple interviews that he's a huge fan of Zelda. He's not gonna talk about his favorite game because then fans are gonna speculate like crazy, come on now.
Wes Ball, the director of the live action Zelda movie, on his favorite Zelda game:
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LEGO fans when they hear Zelda fans complain about set prices.
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Nintendo: "The Switch is in the middle phase of its lifecycle.". Me:
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Told ya! 🍁🍂
Zelda is a Fall series for me so I'm gonna play this with my lights and decorations put up. 🍂🍁.
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Super Mario Sunshine - Limited-time release, included in a collection, $60. Skyward Sword HD - Simple uprez, new controls, high framerate, $60. Metroid Prime Remastered - New controls, remade visuals, best-looking Switch game, $40
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The new Zelda formula is great, but the way some of you demonize the old formula as if it doesn't have value anymore is weird and sad.
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Nintendo really said "We know you've been waiting a long time for this game, so while you wait, here's a game you've been waiting for for a LONGER time."
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So if you're tired of Nintendo releasing low-effort $60 remasters, then you should buy this high-effort $40 masterpiece if you haven't already. Vote with your wallet.
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"Did you know you can buy the 480p 30fps version of Skyward Sword for $20 on Wii U?!". Yes, and do you know how many people own a Wii U?
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This is how you get me to buy a Nintendo Switch OLED. Mockup by u/willierthanyou.
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Still can't believe the best Zelda art style was used for a tech demo.
We've never stopped thinking about it. We still wish this art style will actually be used for a #Zelda game one day. #OcarinaOfTimeHD perhaps on a future Nintendo platform?
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If you ever feel like Nintendo doesn't care about Metroid, remember that they scrapped almost 2 years worth of development on Prime 4 just because it didn't live up to their standards and then restarted it with Retro. If that's not caring, I don't know what is.
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I want Skyward Sword haters to know that it's not 2011 anymore and it's okay to like the game now.
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If you're disappointed that there isn't a mainline Mario or Zelda on Switch this holiday season, then BOY do I have the game for you.
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If there is one fanbase that can't afford to gatekeep right now, it's the Metroid fanbase.
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"Metroid isn't coming back."."Metroid Dread isn't coming out."."Metroid Dread isn't going to sell well."."Metroid Dread isn't going to win GOTY.".
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The Metroid franchise.
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Like, I seriously don't get how Elden Ring won Most Anticipated Game over FREAKING GOD OF WAR AND ZELDA.
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Just realized that the bump on top of Samus's visor is now FINALLY VISIBLE! THANK YOU @RetroStudios!
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We need to collectively agree as a society to stop sharing Kotaku articles clearly written to spark outrage.
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Switch 2 is the best name for the console. Every other name like Super Switch or Switch Advance is prone to another Wii U situation.
According to a new rumor from Famiboard, Switch 2 has begun mass production in China. The system is named "Switch 2" and there will be Black and White Joycons. As always, take with a grain of salt until officially revealed by Nintendo. Source:
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Anyone who thinks the Metroid Prime 4 gameplay looks too good to run on Switch clearly hasn't played Metroid Prime Remastered.
just a quick reminder that there is currently a full playable Metroid Prime 4 tech demo on switch that’s been here for a little while
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No Nintendo fans, this is not a hint that Switch 2 will be announced on October 10.
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IT'S HAPPENING.
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The life of a Metroid fan was completely different a week ago today.
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"Now that you've seen Metroid Prime 4 gameplay, what will you do now?"
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This month marks 7 years since Metroid Prime 4's reveal. Since then, we've waited an entire console generation to even SEE what this game looks like, and still we know nothing. We are owed a gameplay trailer this month.
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"That Metroid Prime 4 trailer just looked like a Metroid Prime game with better graphics.🙄". Me, who's wanted exactly that for 17 years:
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Imagine how much cooler this would be if they weren't cloud versions.
Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5+2.5, 2.8, III + Re Mind (DLC) as well as the all-in-one Integrum Masterpiece all launch on Nintendo Switch via cloud on February 10th!. Starting today you'll be able to try out free playable demos of 1.5+2.5, 2.8 and III, we hope you have fun playing!
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If you love Hollow Knight and Ori, you owe Metroid Dread a purchase.
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Retro Studios in 2002: "I'm gonna make the best-looking video game on a Nintendo platform.". Retro Studios in 2023:
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"Switch 2 needs to do 4K 60fps with Ray Tracing or it's DOOMED!". Meanwhile PS5 does exactly that and releases one exclusive every two years.
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After playing Skyward Sword HD, I've come to the conclusion that there's no way Metroid Prime 3 can't run on Switch.
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Remember when Nintendo randomly announced the Switch version of Xenoblade Chronicles X on a Tuesday morning?. Imagine if they did that again but with.
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Metroid is my favorite game franchise of all time, and Nintendo used a quote from my Metroid Dread review in their advertising for the game. Brb crying.
See what critics are saying about Samus Aran’s latest mission in #MetroidDread, available now!. *Headphones on for best experience* 🎧.
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Only 3 Direct trailers have cracked a million views on NoA's channel:. 1. The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom.2. Mario & Luigi: Brothership.3. Metroid Prime 4: Beyond
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For Skyward Sword HD, I HIGHLY recommend changing the Screen Display from Normal to Simple in the Options menu. Normal is on the left and simple is on the right.
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I've heard many people try to downplay Metroid Prime Remastered's visuals by saying "It's still a GameCube game under there.". I don't even think THEY understand what they're saying.
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I'm settling this once and for all.
How it feels debating Breath of the Wild vs Tears of the Kingdom as a TOTK fan
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Movie theaters need to lower their prices and studios need to stop releasing their films on digital early. Seriously, this is getting ridiculous.
‘FURIOSA’ is estimated to open with $31M domestically. • Production budget was $168M. • Would be one of worst Memorial Day weekend openings in nearly 3 decades
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If you didn't get a Nintendo Switch OLED pre-order in today, that's okay. Buy Metroid Dread instead.
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People need to stop obsessing over Switch 2's specs because as we've seen from PS5 and Xbox Series X|S, power means nothing without a solid library of games.
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Metroidvanias with the word "Metroid" in their titles.
What is a genre there are NOT enough games in?.
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Do I agree that Nintendo should make their older games more accessible on newer hardware? . Yes. Do I also think that you should've bought this amazing game in 2017 in the first place?. Also yes.
Because Nintendo are so Nintendo, it’s impossible to buy a physical copy of Samus Returns right now. Pre owned copies are going on eBay for £50. Some of their games are so hard to play!
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2002: Zelda fans are angry because Wind Waker looks too animated. 2024: Zelda fans are angry because the movie is not going to be animated.
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So now that we know Skyward Sword works on the Switch.
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"But it was rebooted!". And yet, they still announced it too early. The project clearly wasn't far along enough for Nintendo to have a solid opinion on it until a year and a half later.
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Nintendo Directs >>>>> Random Twitter drops with no warning.
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"A delayed building is eventually good, a rushed building is forever bad." -Shigeru Miyamoto.
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So glad Metroid Prime 4 isn't on this list anymore. 😭.
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Nintendo shouldn't go back to the old Zelda formula, but they should definitely take notes from it. The new games sacrificed a lot of what made Zelda special so they could feel more "open.".
Zelda producer on fans who say they miss the series’ more linear games
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*Metroid Dread is the 11th Best Sold Game on Switch in November*. Gamers: "Guess Metroid is dead now.".
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Genuinely insane that this was the mentality 10 years ago.
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Nintendo really said in 2017: "Here's Metroid Prime 4, you will be waiting the entirety of the Switch's life to play it." 🤦
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Look. I know we just got Metroid Dread. but.
Which world premiere are you hoping to see @thegameawards on December 9?.
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Someone posted this blasphemy in the Metroid Primeposting FB group. I would credit the user but I don't want to be responsible for their demise.
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It's almost like this is what happens when you give people what they want.
Incredibles 2 is already breaking records! It’s the top animated pre-seller of all time!
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Remember in The Super Mario Bros. Movie when Spike only ate ONE SLICE of his ENTIRE pizza pie and left? Legitimate psycho.
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I can't stress this enough. If you're not all caught up on the Metroid games by the time Metroid Dread comes out, PLAY IT ANYWAY. Not knowing the full story won't affect your enjoyment of the game.
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Hot Take: the remaster made the original obsolete for me. Aside from the drawback of beams not emitting light, the remaster PERFECTLY captures the essence of the OG and looks amazing in the process. It is the superior version.
Which do you prefer? The original 2002 GameCube classic or the 2023 HD remaster?
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Serious question. Which game has the best opening level of all time?.
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I'd love to be proven wrong, but I don't think the Switch is going to have another year as good as 2017.
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"So how are Ganondorf and Calamity Ganon connected?". Nintendo:
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@NathanielBandy1 Link because he wouldn't talk at all or even Tweet. He would just get shit done.
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I think Metroid fans are going to be more disappointed than usual this year if there's nothing Metroid-related at E3.
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Hot take:. Twilight Princess's art style >>>> Skyward Sword's art style.
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If you're trying to be smarter with your money in 2021, take my financial advice:. 1. Buy Metroid games.
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