C!Dream: "what a lovely day to drink some tea and cope with my trauma!"
*alrams start ringing*
"wtf"
*someone entered the prison*
"what the fuck"
*c!Tommy and c!Wilbur are here*
"WHAT THE FUCK"
*they want you to write an essay and burn the discs*
"W H A T T H E F U C K"
@simpingboisinc
D: I'M ABOUT TO END THIS MAN'S WHOLE CAREER- wait... that's- THAT'S MY HOUSE??
T: Dream I need your hacking magic to end this creepy guy- wait isn't that my account. And why's my dm open-
D:...
T:...
D: YOU'RE THE BLADE_BLOODG0D???
T: YOU'RE DNF_WASTAKEN123???
@simpingboisinc
T: aww look at those penguins they're so innocent!
R: *cough* INNOCE- you definitely don't wanna knowledge this time
T: why?
R: trust me sometimes it's better to stay ignorant and watch nature without any regret
T: nah tell I'll be fine
R:... They fuck rocks and dead bodies
T: TF
@simpingboisinc
T: BEWARE MORTAL IM THE KING OF THE DARK! THE SOUL DEVOURER! THE BLOOD GOD! THE CHOAS AND DESTRUCTION! AND MY HUNGER DEMANDS ROTTEN CORPSES
P: you can just say you want more potatoes
T: yes please. And don't forget the dripping blood of my enemies
P: you mean ketchup?
T: yes
A few simple actions can be so much. Do everything you can. There are links in this thread that can be done by ANYONE!! SHARE. DRAW. BE LOUD. YOU CAN HELP. END THE GENOCIDE. END THE OCCUPATION. STAND WITH PALESTINE.
#STRIKEFORPALESTINE
#FREEPALESTINE
#CeasefireNOW
#dreamfanart
How to give a whole generation trauma and depression [a guide]
1. Make a safe diverse community promising love and acceptance for all sides for years and have the happiest place ever
2. Turn into the worse fucking person alive
@simpingboisinc
Techno: "AYYY BIRD GUESS WHO JUST KILLED A WHOLE ARMY TODA-"
Tommy, in his human form trying to reach a pot of cookies: "h-heyyyyy mannn how's it going? 😀"
Techno: "WHO TF ARE YO- wait... AREN'T YOU THE SON OF THE DEATH KINGDOM????"
@simpingboisinc
No like imagine 20 years later:
Techno: ayo dream how tf you still don't have any wrinkles can you recommend me what do you use?
Dream, literally in the middle of digging a grave after 100 years of waiting: ... HOW TF ARE YOU STILL ALIVE-
@simpingboisinc
Tommy: There's no way-
Techno: There is a way
Tommy: wait what
Techno: *turning on the car* there is a way BUDDY GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE
Wait wait hold on.
By drantis' logic, Kwite is a groomer right? Yknow because he was accused of it and defended himself with a long paragraph and a 1 hour long video right? So he's a groomer? Even tho proof says otherwise?
So basically: Quackity is in denial, Dream is being a babysitter to a fight between a subtwt war, qsmp fans are bullshitting and doing gotcha moments, smiletwt is in shambles, loudduo is on a beeduo arc and doxxing is now a third option in arguments
I LOVE THE MCYT FANDOM 😀😀🔫
@simpingboisinc
T: look at those panthers they're so cool! They're my favs yknow
R:... You know that panthers aren't real right?
T: what..
R: they're not real
T: tf do you mean not real
R: th-they actually a type of big cats...
T: so this whole time my life was a fucking lie... WTF-
@simpingboisinc
D: LOOK AT HOW POWERFUL MY HOST IS!
Tub: *summon radioactive powers, can destroy anything and has the ability to create nature and destroy life*
Tech, wil: *look at Ranboo & Tommy* don't stand like that DO SMT-
Tom: *becomes a chicken*
Ranboo: *hold grass block*
Tech, wil: bruh-
@simpingboisinc
News: TODAY WE GET THE NEWS OF A MAN WHO... Wait no you aren't joking... WHAT?!? UHH IT SAYS THAT THAT MAN GOT ALMOST HIT BY A UFO BUT HAD GROWN WINGS AND FLEW AWAY?!?!
Tommy who's watching the news: again?
Phil on the couch: *sip tea* yep
I miss when Dream fanarts used to get to 10k likes all the time now even the most famous artist barely ever reach it but when it's a RESPONDING TO HATE post it easily gets attention
Can we please go back to being a fully artistic fandom and support artist and writers even more😭
@simpingboisinc
T: your opinions are as bad as your shoes
D: tf is wrong with my shoes?
T: they're literally worse than Tommy's mud abomination, no cap
D: *inhale* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT? Ok I'm not cooking dinner tonight
T: WHA- man- Dream I'm joking dude you can't just let me starve like that-
— Lifesteal Collabcord: Prom ✨
Me and the other 38 artists came together to make this masterpiece! Ft.
@WhyItsOliver
as this collab’s guest 🤍
※ Prom King & Queen voting form:
🎨 Artists & individuals in thread !
#LifestealFanart
@simpingboisinc
Techno: OK ykw? I'll breaking the laws of life *tell Kristin to go to a coordination without telling her why*
*tell Phil to go to the same coordination without telling him why*
Death & life first time meeting: ... "techno I appreciate your effort but... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!!"
@simpingboisinc
R: as you can see this is a whales dick in the air
T: wait isn't that the kraken's tentacles?
R:... Who tf teached you science their a mess-
@simpingboisinc
Ranboo being one of those kids and techno just accept the offering and adopts him
TAKE MY CHILD
T: *look at the innocent kid* ... OK ykw deal-
*few minutes later*
T: DREAM MY FAVORITE DEMON LOOK AT THIS NEW KID WE'LL RASE TOGETHER
D: DID YOU JUST KIDNAPPED A FUCKING CHILD-???
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T: you know that one sword that mortals use to cut the flesh of animals?
P: wait you mean a kitchen knife?
T: yeah yeah I need one bc this apple is too basic for my formal charm but I don't have the ability to accomplish my desire
P: *sight* ok tech I'm cutting it for you
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Wil: PHIL WHO TF DRANK MY COFFEE??
Phil: didn't you just drink one?
W: NO?? I WAS LITERALLY UPSTAIRS!!
P: hold up... If you're here... Then who tf- *looks at Techno who's drinking his 5th cup of coffee*
Wilbur & Techno:
@mambodork
Techno: OMG WILBUR THE BLOOD GOD LITERALLY MADE ME SHOOT FIRE AND FLOAT ALL OF SUDDEN!! Told you I'm his fav
Wilbur:... From the 100th time techno... You're our blood god-
Techno: *still worshipping himself*
Wilbur: bruh-
@simpingboisinc
Ghostza: "well time to see my sons!!"
*see techno fucking killed the whole family tree except for Wilbur, Tommy and ranboo and is now the king and somehow is a good and grateful ruler*
Phil: *look at dream who's a royal wizard that he sometimes talk to*: "Dream wtf happened-"
"All right, let's do this one last time. My name is Dream W. Taken. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 5 years I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I'm pretty sure you know the rest."
Guess who watched the spiderverse
#dreamfanart
#dreamwastakenfanart
@simpingboisinc
Techno: "Dream I swear I literally saw the death prince in front of me I swear to the blood god"
Dream: "Yeahhhh maybe you should stop consuming potatoes for a while I think it had gotten to your brain"
@simpingboisinc
Dream: AYYY TECHNO GOT YOUR FAV FOOD TODAY!!! POTATO NOUDLES WITH BLUE BERRY SMOOTHIE!!
Techno: ... eueueu-
Dream: HUH WHY ARE YOU CRYING?!
Techno: I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BUY YOUR FAV FOOD YOU HATE ME?!
Dream: ... Eat your food before it gets cold pls-
@simpingboisinc
T: you see... Being here for hundreds of year and decates does affect my eternal sadness and loneliness. Even tho it's my destiny to get my punishment after all thr wrongs I've done. I still need some company to cure my darkness and grief
P: want a pet
T: YES PHIL GIMME A DOG-