Wallsend Barking Dog FC
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North East Combination Sunday League Division 1. 🏆 IUCS Cup x4. NFA Friday Night Elevens x2. Chloe & Liam charity cup x 2🏆 Consistently inconsistent.
Wallsend, England
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Well beaten by a better side in the Elite Cup Final, but these boys can be nothing but proud, we go again next season 🐶⚽️❤️ Aren’t they stunning aswell…
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Classic Sunday league this morning.
2 drop outs ✅
3 no shows ✅
Gaffer up top. ✅
Assistant manager playing 30 mins. ✅
Injured striker in nets. ✅
54 year old Mitch our best player ✅
6-0 defeat ✅
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3-0 down with 10 to go, 4-3 up full time.
Amazing scenes, many Seaton Sulcs crying, centre half’s completely fingered, a referee booked a fellow referee for getting his jublies out after scoring the winner, Sluice centre mid seen punching the wall at full time in floods of tears
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Another highlight from todays game, Hamish narrowly missing a passing 747
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Highlight of today’s game was
@JackLeeRenwick1
with one of the most brutal (but fair) tackles of the season.
Unfortunately it was in the warm up before the game against one of our own players...He’s currently at Rake Lane having an X-Ray...
Don’t get wrecked, get Ren’d
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Dean Watts shoots
Goal kick to you
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The Dog are through to the Semis, after beating the Old Posties 1-0. Despite being favourites, the postie failed to deliver. The Dog left their stamp on the game throughout, playing quality football to the letter.
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The fines committee looking at our end of season balance sheet
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All of 42nds players wearing white armbands in memory of the hairy lemon
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Gaffa Dave Jackson unavailable this weekend, however the club has acted quickly to ensure a new Interim Manager is in place for tomorrows game.
Welcome Hasbullah.
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Cracking save by Big Baz on his return from his triple stabbing
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Result:
Dog 5-3 Chemfica
Great result despite half the team being away and our keeper getting stabbed 3 times last night.
Goals: John Wyres ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Kieren Moffett⚽️
Dan Humble ⚽️
Motm: Josh Walton 🏅
Dog players motm:
John Wyres🎗
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Adam Russell
Big, horrible centre half. Loves a tackle. Shot from every free kick in the opposition half. Notoriously hard to keep out of kitchens. Moved on when he had a bairn.
Games⚽️: 23
Goals🥅: 2
Assists 🅰️: 4
Motm 🏅:0
Managers/dog motm🎗:2
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Jack Renwick
One of the few players who is actually better when hungover. Usually found contemplating the meaning of life in a kitchen on the early hours of Sunday morning. Now
@MauretaniaFC
’s problem 😂
Games⚽️: 5
Goals🥅: 2
Assists🅰️: 1
Motm🏅: 2
Dog motm🎗: 0
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Petite blonde gets nailed - Corner to the yellows.
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I think I speak for the whole of Newcastle when I say: fuck off villa
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Update: Club veteran and first choice keeper ‘Big Gaz’ has just woke up in his shed
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We are devastated to hear about the passing of Howard Emmerson. Howard was a good friend to much of our team and of the club itself. He was simply the best small sided goalkeeper in the north east. RIP to a true legend ❤️
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Result:
WBDFC 9-1 Queen's Head
Goals:
John Wyres⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
Dean Watts⚽️⚽️
Phil Hodges⚽️
Josh Walton⚽️
Josh Kindley⚽️
Efff 🌊
#5from5
🐶
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Big shoutout to our stand in Goalkeeper DJ Pel who got the call an hour before kickoff after our normal goalkeeper unfortunately slipped and fell into a session.
DJ Pel Stats:
0 Required Saves
0 Catches
1 Unnecessary Big Boot
3 Passes
Managers Man Of The Match 🏆
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When you realise that you can’t get beat for another 4 months
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20'
3-0
@scott_turner_7
hattrick.
He will not be taking the match ball home as we only 3 of them
#upthedog
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The Paul ‘Harra’ Harrison Memorial Game 2019 ❤️
Blues 4 - 3 Reds ⚽️
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In other news, we have loaned Adam Binks to PSG
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Just a quiet night in the Barking Dog...DJ booth on the pool table & some rave tunes. Easing the locals into the Monday dread.
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If anyone has
@russell_adam
or
@JackLeeRenwick1
in their kitchen, could you give them a nudge and remind them they have a game this morning 🐶
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A huge congratulations to Anthony Tunmore, who has finally achieved his Maths A-Levels and was awarded last night at a specially dedicated ceremony.
Anthony stated “Christ, they’re a lot harder than GCSE’s, aren’t they?”
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Ladies and gentlemen, our all time XI as voted for by you 👏🏻
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Great result against top of the league Blaydon Holmside!
Holmside 2-4 Dog
Goals:
Elliott Cowens ⚽️⚽️
Matty Slater ⚽️
Dean Watts ⚽️
Motm: Josh Walton🏅
Players motm: David Robinson🎗
2 wins from 2 post lockdown 😎
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JOSH WALTON
Club Secretary, club co-founder, record scorer.
Hangs out of folders (literally), is Draco Malfoy, shouts JERK, runs it out of play, complains if not a striker, passes out in bars, digged ALOT.
Games⚽️:82
Goals🥅:30
Assists🅰️:15
Man of the match🏅:10
Dog motm🎗:4
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Much better performance from the team today:
- Not 1 single drop out
- Not 1 single hangover
- Not 1 single late fine (or any fines)
- No goals conceded
- No points dropped
Much better all round!
The fact we didn’t have a game this week is completely irrelevant…
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Great to see so many grassroots clubs opposing the Tor*y governments disgusting decision to effectively starve children.
No child should go hungry. If anyone is struggling and needs help, please contact us on 07908963114 and as a club, we will do what we can to help😊
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Another big test for the Woofers tonight as we take on
@MonkseatonFc
from the Northern Alliance in a friendly fixture 🐶vs🐒
New signing
@JackLeeRenwick1
in contention for his first start ⚽️
🏆Friendly Fixture
🆚 Monkseaton FC 🐒
🕰 19:00 K.O
📍Walker Dome
❄️ Baltic
FC🐶
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The club are absolutely devastated to hear of the passing of Matthew Hickie. Mattie played in goal for us a couple of times and was recently training with
@FoxhuntersF
. Mattie was known by many of the lads from 5 a side and was a well liked, top bloke. RIP.
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The lads went
#insideout
for
#WorldSuicidePreventionDay2018
and
@IFUCARESHARE
before our game with Rose Hill today. Suicide turns lives inside out. Don’t be afraid to open up and have a conversation about how you are feeling
#askmewhy
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Gaffa David Jackson sent to the stands after arguing with the ref
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A short break in play as the shields ferry goes across the halfway line ⛴️
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Right here lads 🫡
Trying to find a team better than the Wallsend Rangers 👀🔭
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5-2 win against Chemfica today.
Goals:
Matty Slater ⚽️⚽️
Jonny Marshall⚽️⚽️
Elliott Cowens⚽️
Motm: Matty Slater🏅
Players motm: Jonny Marshall 🎗
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The dog retain the
@IFUCARESHARE
cup with a 6-2 win against
@BalloonFC
Goals:
David Robinson⚽️
Own goal ⚽️
DJ Pel ⚽️
Scott Turner ⚽️
Cam Annison ⚽️
Josh Walton ⚽️
Motm:
Toby Henniker-Heaton 🏅
Managers motm:
David Robinson 🎗
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Gary Savage
Club
#1
. Absolute unit between the sticks. Scored more goals than half of our squad. Loves saving pens, taking pens, allotments and narcotics. Hates missing games from being stabbed.
Games⚽️: 58
Goals🥅: 4
Clean sheets 🧽: 4
Motm🏅: 5
Dog motm🎗: 4
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⚽️MATCHDAY⚽️
🆚
@MauretaniaFC
🏆 NECL Elite Cup Semi Final
📍Barking Dog
🗓 Today!
🕰 18:30 ko
⏰ 17:45 meet
👟 Grass
👕 Navy kits
💗💙Proudly sponsored by
@chloeandliam24t
🍻 pints in the dog after
👏🏻 Support is appreciated
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ITS DAVID JACKSONS WORLD WE’RE JUST LIVING IN IT
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Cal Mackie
Midfielder - I think? Loves watching instead of playing. Hates a tackle. Scored the winner in this years IUCSF cup. Once whiteyed all over himself on a train. Not a fan of Binksy’s nonsense.
Games ⚽️: 18
Goals🥅: 1
Assists🅰️: 1
Man of the matches🏅🎗: 0
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Ooooohhhhhhh…..
Binksy’s f*cking magic, he wears a magic hat,
He could have scored a tap-in, but he said no f*ck that,
His thunder bastard put the Mauritania out of sight,
And when we win the Elite cup we’ll sing this song all night….
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Hats off to the lads 3 games in 6 days against very very good teams is a hard ask. Great achievement to get here and a shame how it ended.
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Congratulations to the gaffer - Mr and Mrs Jackson! 💍 👰♀️ 🤵♂️
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When your recent 3 months of bad health that have stopped you from playing wingback miraculously recover in time for your skiing holiday...
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Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain’t callin’
I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not’ve got ’em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin’
@JoshWalton_11
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6-1 win tonight in the
@NCFLSecretary
against the Engine Inn.
Goals:
Matty Slater ⚽️⚽️⚽️
John Wyres ⚽️⚽️
Josh Walton ⚽️
Motm: Matty Slater 🏅
Dog motm: Toby H-H🎗
Up the dergggg 🐶
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Our next game is more important than football as we look to raise funds for suicide prevention.
🆚
@BalloonFC
🏆
@IFUCARESHARE
cup
📍Kenton School
📆 Friday 23/11/18
⌚️19.00 KO
💷 £10 Per player
👏🏻Support welcome
💚Please give generously
🐶
#woofwoof
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🇬🇧 Elliot Cowens player characteristics:
✅ Strengths:
🟢 Lass plays for Newcastle
🟢 Lass scores goals for Newcastle
🟢 Lass is a local Geordie icon
❌ Weaknesses:
🔴 Can’t get a game for the Dog
🔴 Doesn’t like a tackle
🔴 Works for a private healthcare company
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Adam Binks
Rumour has it he’s a pacey striker who can also play on the wing? Hates wing back. Talks your ear off for weeks if he scores. Decent stats.
Appearances⚽️: 64
Goals🥅: 22
Assist🅰️ : 21
Motm🏅: 1
Manager/Dog players motm🎗: 2
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Dean Watts with some inspirational words in the changing room: “I shit myself last night. Had to throw my jeans out.” 💩
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Dog 3-1 Heaton Hawks Sunday
Great graft from everyone involved in our first league game.
Goals:
Matty Slater ⚽️⚽️
Josh Walton ⚽️
Motm: James Fowler🏅 (available for sponsorship)
Dog players motm: Josh Ging 🎗(Sponsorship available)
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Result:
Barking Dog 5-1 The Alex
Goals:
Scott Turner ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Cam Annison ⚽️
Dan Humble ⚽️
Motm: Scott Turner 🏅
Managers motm: David Robinson🎗
Great win before our If U Care Share cup game on Friday 🐶
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We literally have 12 players on the pitch and neeone has noticed nor have we scored hahahah
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Fair play Cummings lad;
- Got Twitter at 12
- Blocked the Dog by 2
Didn’t even get a chance
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5-4 win away to
@AfcEnd
Goals:
Dave Jackson ⚽️⚽️
Josh Walton ⚽️
John Wyers ⚽️
Phil Hodges ⚽️
Motm: Dan Humble 🏅
Managers: Adam Russell🎗
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4-3 win against a very competitive
@HeeleysHeroes
in the last pre season game.
Good first half, absolutely dreadful second.
⚽️⚽️Binks
⚽️Watts
⚽️Slater
Improvement needed for the semi-final on Thursday evening.
Good luck to Heely’s for the season.
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Today marks the last appearance of our Belgian General
@tobyhenniker
(for now l) as he plans to move abroad.
61 apps
5 goals
4 assists
9 clean sheets
3 motm
9 dog players motm
1 pot of gravy spilt
A rock at the heart of our defence for 4 years and a stellar captain
Miss you x
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North Tyneside Council have declared the following pitches OPEN for games this weekend
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Bad news: no fixture this week.
Good news: that means we can’t get beat.
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Manchester City FC have lost a league game this season.
Wallsend Barking Dog FC have not.
#Invincibles
?
#10Down
#4ToGo
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Congratulations to our neighbours 🏆 👏🏻
Full time and it’s finished 3-1!
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!
Thank you to
@WaterlooBlythFc
for a great competitive game and all the best in the final lads!
Thanks as ever to
@eturnbullandson
, KMH Electrical, SRM and the rising sun for their sponsorship!
GET IN!!!
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Race mini Motos and pull buckets on the wagonways behind battlehill mate
Hello my helpful geordies. Is there anyone out there who can recommend good places for team building? Preferably for 16-18s??👍
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Christmas Party Highlights:
- A DJ set that included Voulez Vouz & Vengaboys
- The signing of
@JackLeeRenwick1
at about 12 at night for some reason
-
@russell_adam
interpretive dancing
-
@jwalton1991
Leaving the party to go to Whitley, then coming back and passing out on a table
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The Dog win the first
@IFUCARESHARE
cup with a 6-2 win over
@BalloonFC
Goals:
@Stodge87
⚽️⚽️⚽️
@DeanWatts40
⚽️
@binksy112
⚽️
David Jackson⚽️
Man of the match:
@Afrojoet
🏅
Managers motm:
@Stodge87
🎗
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1-1 due to our back 3 having the combined pace of 23 on fifa
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Delighted to announce that we are playing in a mini end of season tournament to raise money for
@IFUCARESHARE
.
Semi final 1: 30/05/21
Dog vs
@HeeleysHeroes
Semi final 2: 13/06/21
@FoxhuntersF
vs
@WEFCHH
Final: 20/06/21
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Some photographs from our pre season game against
@HeeleysHeroes
. See the whole album on our Facebook page 📸
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Wallsend Barking Dog FC 4-1 Kurdish FC
Could have been a lot more.
Goalscorers:
@AnthonyTunmore
⚽️
Hamish Denham⚽️
@NickisDogHot
⚽️(available for sponsorship)
@mattyddawson
⚽️
Motm: James Fowler
Players Motm:
@AnthonyTunmore
Team curry night tonight!🍲
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Why pay £80 for a Arctic Monkeys ticket when you can see
@JackLeeRenwick1
&
@russell_adam
perform all their greatest hits off their tits for just £3 at our presentation night on Saturday?!
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Shoutout to Gaffer Jackson who’s tactical inspiration with his new football team sheet board drove us to victory.
#TheRafflesOn
#RaffleBenitez
#JoinerJackson
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