Shared some good news with my LinkedIn community 😎

In my youth, I might’ve thought something like this was funny. But now that I’m 30, I’m no longer humored by this type of thing.

Rock’s major misstep was to put Smith’s wife’s name in his fucking mouth. If he hadn’t done so, things might’ve turned out quite differently.

Hey man, I think I need to raincheck tonight ☹️– unfortunately it looks like the atmospheric pressure is 29.39inHg and rising

This improv team would fucking suck

New Zealand has more sheep than people. And similarly, America has more “sheeple” who “cow” to the woke mob than free thinkers who form their own opinions.

I can tell what the UV index is just by standing in direct sunlight with my shirt off and no sunscreen for 6-8 hours

Does anyone else think this photo of famous actors looks like two professors taking their phd advisee to a celebratory dinner after she successfully defends her dissertation?

Unpacking this because it’s important. Smoke comes from bombs, which is a subtle nod to the new movie Oppenheimer. The pink color, however, is unusual, and it might remind you of a certain beloved children’s doll—yep, *that* one. And in fact, Barbie is another new movie.

Fuck crumbs.

This is actually really fucking sad.

The smoke is the perfect chance to make small talk with that coworker you’ve wanted to connect with👇🏻👇🏻 “There’s smoke in the air” “Yes, I breathe air too, and I noticed that” And you’re off to the races.

Exciting news to share: I found this severed hand on the beach!

Psst. Hey. Type ‘chicken thighs’ into the NYT cooking app. You’ll thank me later 😘

@NicSanchezPhD Fanks bruv

@fizzzabeth You wouldn’t be caught dead with a man who goes below 5.5cm

Dear Summer, Get here – now. We’re ready for you. Sincerely, Fun-loving dudes with awesome bathing suits. P.S. - cannonbaaaaalllll!!! 😂

@jacobdysart @NicSanchezPhD Sorry can’t have this type of stuff getting out