FauxCoachWoodard
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(Parody account) Passionate about Common Sense, T-Bird Basketball, Braves Baseball, oatmeal, sweet tea, BBQ & Banana Pudding
Bellevue, NE
Joined April 2014
BREAKING NEWS: All youth basketball coaches should take 1:01 out of their day to list to my man @jj_redick speak 💯 truth!
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Here is the game winning “touchdown” for Bennington on 4th down vs Skutt. No dog in the fight, but this is definitely NOT a TOUCHDOWN. 😞 .
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Here is the video. So great for him to stop by tonight after the dub down in Lincoln!
Chucky Hepburn with a massive and deservedly so ovation from the crowd at Bellevue West during a fourth quarter timeout.
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No shade to the fellas who came before them, but this crew is the best Nebraska Super State team in history.
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BREAKING NEWS: AAU 🏀 is cool, but absolutely nothing beats a packed high school gym on a random Thursday night in January!
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@RealDanZak Sounds like AD @Stephanie_Rempe needs to find a new line of work because she is clearly incapable of using common sense.
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Great to see my man @zavierbetts1 back for a @BellevueWestFB game!. Throw him the damn football!.#PlaymakersInPurple .#Huskers
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BREAKING NEWS: If you coach Youth 🏀 & your team plays predominantly Zone, you aren’t doing your players any favors.
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Hey @nsaahome, did I miss the rule change where 🥎 runners can skip 3B & go directly home? I’ve been checking the case book all night. 🤷♂️ . Dumb way to gain an advantage to win a game @MalcolmSoftball. Even worse the umpire let this nonsense happen.
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BREAKING NEWS: I’m probably gonna lose a few followers, 🤷🏼♂️ but I voted for Donald J Trump. Why? . Seven COMMON SENSE things there is zero chance of ever changing my mind on:. 1) Men should NEVER be allowed to play in women’s sports or share the same locker rooms. NEVER. Zero
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My man @chucky_hepburn with the game winner! Glad we put this play in this week. It’s past my bedtime!
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Congrats to my guy @ChuckyHepburn on being the newest member of the @TBirdBB 1,000 point club!. Great 🏀 player, even better kid 💯! . Congrats Chuck!
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The Fellas!. 29-0. State Champs. In conversation for greatest 🏀 team in Nebraska history!. @TBirdBB 64.@MNHS_Basketball 41.Final.⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bord⚡️
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By far my favorite part of the game came with 5:59 left in Q4 & Prep was ahead 54-43. Guy in the Prep student section yells “Chucky Can’t Shoot!” (Volume ⬆️). Then @ChuckyHepburn went on to do this & finished with 32 pts. The dude is just different. #PokedTheBear
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BREAKING NEWS: The national search has FINALLY concluded, & I’m so ecstatic for my man…New @TBirdBB Head Coach @coachklein4!. Nobody in 🌎 more deserving & I know the fellas will ❤️ playing for him!. Also, he wants Faux to keep being Faux! 👊.⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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That’s a wrap for my time as a @TbirdEMPIRE employee! . Off to bridge club, bird watching, 10AM movies, BINGO Halls, 4PM dinners, croquet, & whatever else old folks do!. ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️. ✌️- out
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@mjdemarinis @jmrwojcik Yep! That decision doesn’t impact other people (except apparently you 😂😂😂) nor take away opportunities from women. Great example bud! 👊.
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ANNOUNCEMENT: If ur feeling tired this 🎃 AM, get out & grab yourself a bottle of Snapple Sweet Tea!. Check out my immediate recovery after testing the new @TbirdEMPIRE staircase!. Such a great beverage it will help fuel the @BellevueWestFB fellas tomorrow!. #PlaymakersInPurple⚡️
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@iAnonPatriot 1. Epstein was not suicidal.2. The Butler shooter didn’t act alone.3. 81 million votes.
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@mjdemarinis Matter of principle & common sense & they are 100% correct. How are we even having this conversation? 😂😂😂.
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My man @DaevonnHall with a one handed TOUCHDOWN catch!. @BellevueWestFB 7.@LHSLinkFootball 0.9:01 Q1 . #nebpreps.#SCtop10 .#PlaymakersInPurple
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BREAKING NEWS: It’s a wrap for Class A 🏈 . Nobody is coming within 28 points of @WHS_WarriorFB the rest of the year. Nobody. Give them the 🏆 now. Zero chance they get beat. Potentially the best 🏈 team the state has ever seen.
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Hey @nsaaevents, maybe it makes sense to move Class A to Omaha?. That would be A LOT shorter drive for all teams involved. I don’t think @SouthPackNation, @OPSCHSBBB, @HoopsWestside, @JrJayBasketball, @TBirdBB, @antlerbball, @PLSbasketball, or @MNHS_Basketball would mind!
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Congrats to my man @JosiahDotzler & the @MokanBasketball fellas for bringing home the Peach Jam Championship! 💯 🔥
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BREAKING NEWS: My man @JacobXArop made a ton of huge plays tonight, but getting my guy @coachklein4 airborne was by far his best! 💯 🔥
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Just to put into perspective what we have witnessed over the last 5 years in Class A 🏀.…. 2020-2024:. @TBirdBB .130-11.5 of the BW 11 losses were to Millard North.3 State 🏆🏆🏆. @MNHS_Basketball .123-17.6 of the MN losses were to Bellevue West.2 State 🏆🏆. Incredible.
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BREAKING NEWS: Apparently there’s a 🏀 rule change & coaches can now be the 6th defender. Props to my man @MarquetteMBB HC Shaka Smart for cutting off @playforhim3’s baseline drive on this play. 🙄. Complete joke this is allowed, but can’t wait to 👀 my man @coachklein4 defend!
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So awesome to 👀 the college fellas come back and 👀 the high school @TBirdBB fellas!. ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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🙏 to anyone impacted by today’s 57 tornados in Waverly, Elkhorn, Bennington, Omaha & surrounding areas. 😔 .
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The shot clock is desperately needed for all classes in Nebraska. Ashland just ran off about 1:20 in their last possession of 1st half. Not a knock on Ashland either. Would absolutely do the same up 8 in low scoring game. Just not super exciting to 👀.
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BREAKING NEWS: State 🏆 postgame locker room talks are the best postgame locker room talks!. ❤️ this team!.@JadenJ2024 @JustGotJenked
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My man @ChuckyHepburn picked up some more hardware tonight!. Metro Coaches Player of the Year! Congrats my guy!. ⚡️It’s A Great Day to be a T-Bird!⚡️ #TopPlayerInNebraska
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BREAKING NEWS: My man @kevinkugler on the call tonight!. When my guy @FrankieFidler_ went to the FT line, Kugler mentioned the @TBirdBB vs @MNHS_Basketball COVID game with shout outs to @ChuckyHepburn & @HunterSallis_!. Crazy how much talent was on the floor that night!
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So awesome of @Gregbrown4_, @ChuckyHepburn& @FrankieFidler_ to send in video to the fellas before their District 🏆 game!
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BREAKING: lots of 💬 on Shelton/Santee ending. I’m not against criticizing referees but he 💯 got it right. CAN NOT have a common foul during a dead 🏀. Had the inbounder had the 🏀, different story. Ref had no choice once foul was called. I’m not buying flop argument either.
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Been to a lot of graduation parties over the years, & I don’t remember my seasonal allergies acting up like this. 😭. Such an awesome dude right here. Congrats @ChuckyHepburn! ❤️. ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️.#OnWisconsin 👊
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BREAKING: We have a loaded field for NE HS March Madness @PinnacleArena next week!. Unofficial @nsaahome Class A 🏀 Bracket:. 1. @TBirdBB.2. @MNHS_Basketball.3. @OPSCHSBBB.4. @HoopsWestside .5. @JrJayBasketball .6. @SouthPackNation.7. @PLSbasketball.8. @antlerbball. #nebpreps
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Check out my man @CoachShockey & the @T_BIRDSBASEBALL guys doing their AM Medicine ball workout & incorporating the exit sign!. The fellas are INTENT to ELEVATE ⚾️’s this year!. Love the reactions by @eby_caden, @theanderson_34 & @ajkowalski10!. #Elevate #Intent
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Looks like my man @KadenJHelms is enjoying his @MiamiHurricanes visit! . ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️.#PlaymakersInPurple
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BREAKING NEWS: Episode 3 coming SATURDAY!. 🏀 @TBirdBB.🆚 @MNHS_Basketball .🕕 6PM.🗓 March 12.🎟 GoFan app .📺 📍@PinnacleArena . ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️.#PerAngustaAdAugusta
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Great seeing Omaha Metro Conference 🏀 referee Kevin Mar on TV doing the BYU/Navy College 🏈 game!
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BREAKING NEWS: @BellevueWestFB Gameday is tomorrow & it’s “for all the marbles”!. Here is a little remix video for the fellas featuring part of a @bwfootballcoach locker room chat!. #SoundUp #ClearEyes #FullHearts
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BREAKING NEWS: Christmas came early!. Thanks so much to @coachklein4, @MathLauritsen, @CoachSanderson5, @BWestwoodchuck, @JustGotJenked & @coachblackwell5 for the T-Bird short court! Awesome!. ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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Wow. Well worth the 3:15 of your time to listen to @Riley_Gaines_ discuss her experience, especially if you have a daughter who is an aspiring athlete. Incredible this is even a thing. 😞 .
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BREAKING NEWS: There is new artwork hanging in the ⚡️ @TbirdEMPIRE Thunderdome. It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird!. 🏆
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@ClayTravis Husker fan here. Overturned by replay to INT and that is unfortunately the correct call. #GBR.
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BREAKING NEWS:. -We had reports of a hidden door in a hallway @TbirdEMPIRE. -I haven’t found it yet. -Our security officer has a lot of time on his hands.
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@RyanJamesMN Right foot would have to hit ground before shot attempt. I don’t think it does at all. Looks clean to me.
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BREAKING NEWS: My man @JosiahDotzler’s @Gatorade POY banner arrived & is now hanging under big bro @joshdotzler’s banner from 18 years ago! . Pretty incredible!.⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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Just a little something for the fellas to watch on the way out to Buell! . #PlaymakersInPurple.#SoundUp
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A lot of @TBirdBB players were fantastic tonight, but here is @ChuckyHepburn’s stat line tonight:. 21 pts, 12 reb, 11 ast, 2 stl, 1 TO. Not sure I’ve seen a better player in state of Nebraska in last 30 years. #TripleDouble
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Dear 🏀 players,. Weeks not months remain in your 2020 season. I know it’s tempting to look ahead to college, AAU, spring sports, work, life, etc. But. take time to enjoy this moment. There is nothing like high school basketball. #CarpeDiem #TimeFlies #MemoriesStay.
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BREAKING NEWS: The @TbirdEMPIRE Grand Slam of banners is complete. ✔️🏈 🏆 - @BellevueWestFB .✔️🏈 🐊 ade POY- @DuckerJevyon .✔️🏀 🏆 - @TBirdBB .✔️🏀 🐊 ade POY- @ChuckyHepburn . #PlaymakersInPurple.#UTCURROUNUS
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My man @ChuckyHepburn gets some nice run by @kevinkugler tonight on the @BadgerMBB vs @HuskerHoops broadcast! . Every word he says is 💯!
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BRRAKING NEWS: Super good looking crowd @BluejayMBB game who is up way past their bedtime tonight!
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This group of @TBirdBB seniors will take the court together for the last time today!. Also. they are competing for all the 🏆marbles against a very talented Mill North squad. We wish everyone could be in Lincoln & ❤️ all the support from afar! Go T-Birds!. #UTCURROUNUS
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My heart breaks for a member of the @MillardWestHoop family tonight. 😢. Scott B was one of the good ones. He genuinely cared about people and was a friend I will greatly miss. Hug the ones you love tonight. 😢 💔.
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Thank you fellas. ❤️. You are officially @TbirdEMPIRE Alumni! . Btw…. the “old man” group at @TBirdBB open gym just got a lot stronger! 👊 . Can’t wait to follow your journeys both on and off the 🏀 court. ⚡️It’s a Great Day to be a T-Bird⚡️
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With this little double pump finger roll, @nico_buckets22 is the newest member of the @TBirdBB 1,000 Point Club!. Nice work my man! It’s been a pleasure to watch you do your thing!
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