My Theodore crossed the rainbow bridge today. He passed in his sleep and didn’t suffer at all. He was the best boy I could ever ask for. My heart is broken.
Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy.
You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.
Him: Damn it, Ruth! The cat stole my penis again!
Her: Did you offer her the fish, Murray? Try offering her the fish instead?
Him: YES, I’M OFFERING HER THE GODDAMN FISH, RUTH!!
Feeling good about myself today. 30 days sober and I’ve lost 20lbs. I may not be the hottest or fittest guy but I’m happy with all I’ve accomplished so far.
Day 9 is done. I really struggled last night. Every fibre of me wanted to get high but I watched Hang Em Hang and ate cucumber slices instead. Still sober.
7 days clean and sober. A huge thank you to everyone who showed me support. Every one of you helped more than I can say. My heart is full of love and hope.
42 days sober today. Thanks for all the love and support. I also love seeing everyone commenting on their stories of sobriety. None of us are alone. We are all in this together.