𖤐 Father Red McGee 𖤐
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The boy with the Fat Sabbath tattoo @drinksmcgee .bsky.social Follow my art account @RedMcGeeArt
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My Theodore crossed the rainbow bridge today. He passed in his sleep and didn’t suffer at all. He was the best boy I could ever ask for. My heart is broken.
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[After sex]
Me: Did you cum?
Her, looking away longingly and recalling a distant memory: Once.
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When you want to have fun but not too much fun.
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Patrick Stewart gives the worst presents ever.
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Me, a Canadian: The metric system is easy. 100mm = 1cm. 100cm = 1m. Super easy.
You, an American: The imperial system is easy. 1 Flapjangle = 7.2 Flogboggles. 29 Flogboggles = 3.97 Dingmarkles. Super easy.
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After Jerry's unfortunate accident, Ostriches weren't allowed to work in the lumber mill ever again.
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1st day sober done. I know it's not much but it's something.
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Him: Damn it, Ruth! The cat stole my penis again!
Her: Did you offer her the fish, Murray? Try offering her the fish instead?
Him: YES, I’M OFFERING HER THE GODDAMN FISH, RUTH!!
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When you're swimming along just fine but then you realize that your existence is completely and utterly meaningless.
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That’s exactly what harmful coconut water would say.
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I made voodoo dolls of my dogs just so I could still rub their bellies while I'm at work.
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When you know you're trash but you still like to have fun.
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
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What I imagine everyday life in Australia is like.
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Them: You throw like a girl
Me: I fucking hope so
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56 days sober. It may not seem like much but it means the world to me.
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Have you accepted Adobe as your lord and saviour?
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The moment you realize that all your Jedi training paid off.
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I told a Twitter joke on Facebook and 12 people messaged me to ask if I was okay.
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8: What's a VCR?
Me: It played video tapes.
8: Video Tapes?
M: Like cassettes.
8: Cassettes?
M: Like an older CD.
8: CD?
M: *pours bourbon
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And I've never been asked to make dinner for the kids again
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Last night was filled with sweat and nausea and was one of the most awful nights I've ever had. Day 3 sober complete and successful.
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But what if we kissed under the demonic wendy's sign?
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Alexa, show me a visual representation of how I feel inside.
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After a very long day at the Shitting on Everything Factory, Harold was thankful for the quiet commute home.
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I just found out there's something called a Dracula Parrot and now I won't rest until I become best friends with one.
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14 weeks sober as of today. I'm proud as hell.
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Some asshole in this Starbucks called me a hipster so I picked up my charcuterie board and my typewriter and stormed out.
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I killed a Werewolf and turned it into a Were-skin rug but the problem is that it’s a human-skin rug for like 29-30 days a month.
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When you're supposed to be warding off evil but you're feeling cute.
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A sexual predator moved into my neighbourhood and, to be honest, I'm not that upset about it.
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The surest way to tell the difference between a killer bee and a regular bee is the teardrop tattoo.
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This lamb is about to drop the greatest black metal album of 2020
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When you've had a few drinks and your favourite song starts playing in the bar.
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A whole 3 weeks clean and sober. A huge thanks to all who have supported me. It means the world.
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Whenever I get sad, I like to remember that there is a Brazilian anti-cancer mascot named Senhor Testiculo, a.k.a. Mr. Balls.
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Feeling good about myself today. 30 days sober and I’ve lost 20lbs. I may not be the hottest or fittest guy but I’m happy with all I’ve accomplished so far.
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This goat is about to drop the heaviest metal album of 2019
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If you shout along to the last word of each sentence in the eulogy, you can turn any funeral into a Beastie Boys song.
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Me, as a teenager: I don’t get why adults hate us so much.
Me, as an adult: I totally fucking get it now.
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16 weeks sober today. *pats myself on the back*
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28 whole days sober. I couldn't have done it without your support (and/or your trolling making me want to prove you wrong).
Thank you one and all.
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What my fridge sees at 3am when I'm getting a handful of shredded cheese from the bag.
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My mom is in the hospital and not doing well. I need the biggest hug ever.
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When you wake up after a night of binge drinking and you can’t remember how you ended up in the situation you’re in.
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Her: Do you have any big Saturday night plans?
Me:
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Hey, Girl. Are you a David Lynch movie because what the fuck?
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*Enters spooky old house and sees body on the floor with "YOUR NEXT" written on the wall in blood
*dips finger in blood & writes "YOU'RE*"
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Day 4 was a success. I'm starting to believe that I can stay sober. Thank you all for the support. It has been a huge help and I feel blessed.
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Whenever I get sad, I like to remember that there was a hero who wouldn't leave his margaritas behind when dinosaurs attacked Jurassic World.
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I am currently willing to adopt 5 Americans. You will be fed poutine and will have to watch hockey. Tell me why I should choose you.
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I'm pretty sure that God just sent me an unsolicited dick pick.
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Trying to get your overly drunk friend into the taxi at 3 am.
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If you say "Pack it up, Pack it in" and she doesn't reply with "Let me begin", end the relationship right there on the spot.
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Day 9 is done. I really struggled last night. Every fibre of me wanted to get high but I watched Hang Em Hang and ate cucumber slices instead. Still sober.
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Sure, Fleetwood Mac was good but Fleetwood PC was accessible to so many more listeners.
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Me, at 11:30 pm: I'm hungry but I probably shouldn't eat so late.
Me, at 11:32 pm:
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7 days clean and sober. A huge thank you to everyone who showed me support. Every one of you helped more than I can say. My heart is full of love and hope.
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It was a difficult weekend but I'm still standing at 18 weeks sober.
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42 days sober today. Thanks for all the love and support. I also love seeing everyone commenting on their stories of sobriety. None of us are alone. We are all in this together.
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