Day in the life of a SWE with 2 kids in Seattle @Uber

@kirawontmiss Kim head be like

@eberethinkscs @n0w00j Holy shit you’re onto something big

@n0w00j For the love of the game

RT @FatherPhi: give a high IQ lazy person a job and they’ll coast for a lifetime

RT @FatherPhi: why does this option exist??

RT @FatherPhi: True?

@heshiebee Only real dads relate lmao

@ScientistIzaak Like my daughter fffff

Daily shoutout 23! @DanAdvantage Idk who he is and I can’t even read his bio BUT he has given me a laugh on occasion and even though he’s a zoomer I am happy to be friends Please give bro a follow (I tried, you’ll probably lose followers after this 😭) On a side note, holy shit if he’s a zoomer he signed up for Twitter in the womb

@AkiraToriyama Bro working hard to provide for his family 🤝🫡

@AkiraToriyama @Grummz enraging

@cherryGSD07 @Uber 🤝

@em6lie @Uber Aww thanks!

@CloudxRaven 😅😅😂

@NoshinReal 🤣🤣

@heshiebee Bless their hearts

@CapitalSatoshi We been bad boys

@DanAdvantage FML I really just outted myself as unc