Abu Rasasa
@FatherAdz_
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Handsome ass nigga with a terrible social media footprint ✌🏾
Brixton
Joined October 2018
Nickolodeon really fumbled the bag by not making these into real phones for kids.
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When the convo’s flowing so well and replies are coming so fast that you’re not even leaving the chat.
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Humans are actually a fucking plague on this planet. Never in my life have I seen a malnourished elephant.
Tikiri, gajah kurus kering, usia 70 tahun, yang 'harus bekerja setiap malam' dalam festival dan berjalan jauh dengan kaki dirantai 😢😢 Foto: Save Elephant Foundation
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Why do you lot never wanna debate taking an Architect over a Lawyer or suttin like that?.
i’ll take a drug dealer any day over a fraud boy.
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“Bro I get that she’s your mum and that. But you’re your own person she can’t control your life uno”.
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Mandem would you ever tell your boy “stop wearing tracksuits and hoodies and you won’t get stopped by police”?. So why do you think it makes any sense to tell a women to wear a longer skirt, cover up & she won’t get raped?.
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Remember that one summer this nigga came thru and took everyone’s girls .
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Nigga forgot to bring his dick with him.
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Why are bare of you ugly dragon tooth bitches violating this yout for?? But when it’s girls you wanna scream mental health, fuck you lot. Shine king 👑.
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Bro the jump from GCSE’s to A-levels is like playing laser tag then next week flying out for a tour in Afghanistan.
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“Babe I don’t think I’m gonna be able to make your birthday dinner next week, need to go to my uncle’s funeral”. Birthday girl:.
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“Instagram is so toxic” explain to me how pls? Lol cus there’s some ppl on there that are better looking than you it’s toxic? . Genuinely. Seek help.
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The way some of you lot behave you’ll be lucky to even see a haribo ring.
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@ShyonGredley @Rhianna_Louiise Throw another man under the bus? Bro he threw himself under the bus when he snaked her for pancake batty Joanna 🤷🏾♂️.
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Future architect still. Once I pattern this degree 😌 thanks for asking.
which one are you?.
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Lool they look like The PowerPuff sisters of Islam.
Kelam kabuut nak pecuut. Selalui dengaq anjing gilaa . Niii takkan laa kambiing yg alahaiiii .
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Asian girls got the best eyebrows no cap, cute hairy little fuckers ☺️.
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Serious question, can I live in America and still come to the UK for free healthcare if I ever get sick?.
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You see the way this girl is beautiful fam. She had 0 make up on fam. Cheeks come DIFFERENTTTTT too. What a 10/10.
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Nah R1 deffo barebacked your mum or suttin cus this is ridiculous.
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I didn’t even wanna say it before cus mans not a hater but fuck off we can really see the estate agent. Ur at a house viewing lying to the tl that you copped a gaff. You image girl 👧🏾.
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She fucked my boy and she felt guilty so I let her cry in my arms 🥴😂.
Guys, what’s the most simp thing you’ve ever done for a girl?.
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If a man ain’t cuffed you after 4-6 months I promise you he’s never cuffing you. Not a single chance.
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This bitch really got famous cus she had no respect for her mother and wanted to fight ppl outside. White privilege is crazy.
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When a man finds a woman that matches his energy but then he gets scared and can’t hack it.
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I’ve never understood how “Dick” is short for “Richard”.
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95% of BBLs look so fucking horrible. Uno ppl are getting BBLs and STILL editing their pics after. Just love yourself man.
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Me in college using YouTube to teach myself better then my shit teachers did.
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Oh my fucking God my mum just saw my sex tapes 😳😭 I’m acc going to kill myself. She called the family together cus she thinks I’m doing porn.
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These trainers will literally never ever go out of fashion. It’s impossible.
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Male friendships are so stress free man. You can miss any event no matter how important and still be friends after. All you’ll hear is “it’s cool bro”.
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Loool why does his belly button look like Weetos.
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Don’t know how you can do ppl dirty that were so good to you. I never have and never will forget the good things ppl do for me 🤲🏾 ur appreciated.
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*rubbing her thigh and lipsing*. Her: go close the door and turn off the lights 😏. Me:.
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Negl if you can’t cook you’re really very useless. This applies to both men and women.
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A biological father and a proper “Dad” are two very different things btw.
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Her: I got 3 older brothers uno don’t you dare break my heart . Me: .
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When I been talking big shit on imessage games then I end up losing the game.
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People from outside London listening to voice notes from people with a London accent.
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I read this purely cus I was mad bored. But when I tell you I’m INVESTED now, I bloody mean it. You’re a very captivating writer 👏🏾👏🏾.
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I just wanna know. Who’s job is it to monitor useless information like this.
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Shut itttt. You deffo didn’t have this energy in college, just be yourself 🤧.
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From time there’s women in whole hijab, niqab and burkas COMPLETELY Covered up and they’re still getting raped/assaulted, your whole argument is more than invalid.
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Afrobeats >> “fucky fucky cocky tight pussy pussy cocky” music.
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Me: but mum you literally do the same thing tho. How can you get mad when y-. Mum: AM I YOUR AGE MATE?!?? STUPID BOY.
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From all these videos I have learned that Asian ppl show their emotions through water 🚿.
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Me listening to the loml breathing on the phone after she’s fallen asleep.
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@iheardyouafreak They need to make it their market. Then maybe there would be less heartbroken women.
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The ppl even ain’t moved their kid’s bikes out the garden yet and shes already tryna claim the yard. Absolutely pathetic 😴.
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Me kicking hoes out my DMs as soon as I find the love of my life .
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When you’re walking away from an argument and you hear them mumble some shit under their breath.
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Men are actually trash. How’s she breaking down in front of him and he’s just playing games on his phone.
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Nigga £20 is £20 the shit could be shaped like a shuriken and I wouldn’t have a single problem.
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My fat self thought this shit was food. Pizza or sum shit.
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Uno them sick kids that would mix the cake with the custard then turn it into some disgusting mushy pudding. they’re all in jail now.
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When you see your WCW in a locked room for more than 30 minutes 😳.
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What the actual fuck is “HBD” sending me acronyms on my day of joy. Does ur mum know you have no respect?.
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Sex is intimate and sacred. Your body is a temple and should be treated as such. You should never share your body with anyone who doesn’t watch Anime.
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If you do balloons you’re actually an absolute fucking idiot and if you damage yourself as a result of this drug. Don’t expect no sympathy.
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Nature Valley bars as soon as you take them out of the packaging.
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