REPORT: The white cleats found in Rashee Rice’s car are a pair of Clyde “Sweet Feet” Livingston’s. The shoes had been stolen from a nearby charity event earlier that day.
Free-agent Derrick Henry is signing a two-year, $16 million deal worth up to $20 million, including $9 million fully guaranteed in the first year with the Baltimore Ravens, sources tell ESPN.
Kansas City just won a 3rd Super Bowl in 5 years. They’re a dynasty.
Can you imagine how crazy it would be if they didn’t make a conference championship game for the next 28 years haha?
Anyway, here’s an unrelated picture.
#Falcons
Head Coach Arthur Smith says he thinks Georgia TE Brock Bowers would be a perfect draft pick for Atlanta.
“He’s a monster out there. I could really see him lead blocking for Bijan or running a couple routes per game in our scheme.”
Report:
#Giants
QB Daniel Jones meant to ask for a "four-to-five million" dollar salary instead of "forty five," but team execs had trouble hearing him over HC Brian Daboll loudly eating fettuccini alfredo during the meeting. Wow.
HILARIOUS:
#Colts
QB Anthony Richardson takes a jab at his backup, Joe Flacco.
"I just remember riding on the school bus when they were winning the Super Bowl.
😂😂😂
“No way a WR could have the athleticism of Calvin Johnson, the dawg of Randy Moss, and the hands of Larry Fitzgerald all in one.”
Some random 5th round Samoan/Hawaiian rookie from BYU:
I accidentally waited too long on QB in my fantasy drafts and ended up with Jayden Daniels, who I was low on. However, now that he’s on my team, I think he has a realistic path to the overall QB1 this season 👀
Sam Howell immediately steps into the Patrick Mahomes role in Eric Bieniemy’s offense. We project him for 4,250/41/12, give or take.
He’s our QB1. Adjust your rankings.
Report:
#Chargers
star RB Austin Ekeler has actually not received a contract extension by the team because a source overheard him call QB Justin Herbert "Long-Haired Matt Ryan" in the shower following the Jaguars' 27-point comeback win in the playoffs. Wow.
Greetings!
I just downloaded Twitter two weeks ago and learned about a new game called “fantasy football.” This is my team I just drafted after learning all about the game! I think I did good.
Report: Travis Kelce and Jason Kelce have agreed to play in the All-White vs. All-Black football game.
“We’re thrilled to have another opportunity to play against each other,” they said.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
WR Brandon Aiyuk has requested a trade from the 49ers, per MLFootball via JPAFootball through a Dov Kleiman tweet per an unnamed source as reported on by John Frascella on X.
Wow.
“I have Kenneth Walker on my fantasy team!”
Really? You have Kenneth Walker III’s grandfather on your fantasy team? I highly doubt that, you idiot. You utter buffoon.
#Saints
HC Dennis Allen on Kendre Miller:
"I'm not going to say he should die...but I'd just be a little happier if he wasn't around anymore. It's not a hateful thing, just a matter of what's best for the team. Again, I wish him the best in life except for, like, being alive."