FallingPuppets
@FallingPuppets
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I’m irrelephant. comics. cartoons. general tomfoolery.
Boston, Ma
Joined June 2013
3.5 minute awkward boner song.
Is that NEXT performing Too Close at halftime???.
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1989/10.
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A Throng. A Throng of Dongs.
@GailSimone So waddya call that many dongs in a group?. Flock?.Herd?.Phalanx?.Conclave?. I feel like you're qualified to establish a nomenclature for this sort of thing.
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All that violence and shit talking just to bowl with the gutter guard.
Man And His Date Argue In A Bowling Alley, And Lady Uses A Bowling Ball To Eliminate Him
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Bucky getting long hair back in the comics after captain America: TWS came out. The first thing that boy did when he got his mind back was get a haircut.
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Why did I read this like the narration of ‘the grinch’?.
“Maybe that's what Batman is about. Not winning. But failing, and getting back up. Knowing he'll fail, fail a thousand times, but still won't give up.”
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Well, we’ll, well….
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My wife is just better at this kinda stuff than me and I’m not afraid to admit it.
Been running into dads of my 3yo’s classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wives’ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.
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I spend an inordinate amount of my childhood afternoons in bars. Granted it was the 80’s and there were some parental neglect issues but still 🤷🏻♂️.
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I thought these were cookies.
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‘Shed a test’ the new ‘rubbed one out’.
They played preach I almost shed a test.
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Hmm…more like alarming at worst.
I fear i’ve developed the concerning new skill of being able to snooze my alarm while sleeping? I woke up today about 3 snoozes in with no memory of doing it which is alarming at best.
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Why not both? 🙋🏻♂️.
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Being married is fun until you have to wait 4 days to watch the next episode together.
being single is fun until you have to binge tv shows alone.
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It’s this meme brought to life
This is it. This is the one. All little Stormi wants is to be a normal little girl so Travis Scott bought that for her 😂😂.
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How my times have you watched the paw patrol movie in the last week?.
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