I talked to a doctor who told me that boobs primary function now is to attract men. She (the doctor) told me that the rounder they are, the more they perform their function. Who are you to argue with a doctor?
Girls, I’ll say it forever: if you don’t have round sideboob, then you don’t have boobs. Visit your plastic surgeon today to fix that problem. Tell him you want BIG FAKE TITS!
Girls, if you don’t have strap gap, if you don’t have sideboob, then you have no boobs. To take care of this problem, visit a plastic surgeon today and ask for great big implants! It’s the right thing to do.
This is how Tilted Kilt and Hooters girls should look! I understand girls can’t always afford their boob jobs right away. So they should be called Trainees beforehand and should explain why they don’t have BIG FAKE TITS yet.
I would really like to see more actresses get boob jobs for specific roles. I’d love to hear them say, “The director was looking for a girl with huge, round tits, so I got them! Best decision of my life!”
Girls, if your fake tits are the right size, they shouldn’t “fit” into any swimsuit or bikini top in the conventional fashion. Instead, your tits should jut out proudly, showing off more boobage than other chicks have.
Anyone who thinks fake tits aren’t popular should look at the fact that I have 20,000 followers. And all I do is post about how awesome BIG FAKE TITS are and how every girl needs implants. The only purpose for naturals is to hold implants.
One mistake girls make is not having their tits bulge out so much at the top of their dresses that they almost seem topless. But this is the proper fit for a dress and you can only get it with BIG FAKE TITS!
Silicone friends are the best kind of friends. Girls, convince your gal pals to leave the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and join you and the other Silicone Sisters!
We need better help at clothing stores. I see so many girls without any strap gap, or who’s triangle top bikinis lay flat on their chests, or who wear lowcut dresses they don’t bulge out of. The clerks should tell them, “That doesn’t fit you. You need a BIG BOOB JOB.”
One way to know that your tits are a good size is if they’re either always getting in the way, or you have to think about them no matter what you’re doing. If not, get a big boob job (or bigger boob job) today!