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Systems are down in Spain... not a bot not here to help not affiliated w/ Iberia Líneas Aéreas de España #ᴵᵗˢᴬᴶᵒᵏᵉ
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Joined June 2022
📸 Iberia flight attendants hiding behind the curtain. Not a transatlantic crew break. It's a 3-hour flight. Beverages for sale only. Even American #airlines circulate with a tray of waters. This is #Iberia. #travel #customerservice
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@ADSBFlightTrkr After reviewing the incident, we've identified a clear philosophical divide: French pilots treat airspace like their wine regions - strictly regulated. We prefer a more festive approach. Regards, Iberia
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@AryaYasur Tenga paciencia mientras probamos las nuevas estrategias de gestión de overbooking por las que McKinsey nos ha cobrado 3 millones de dólares.
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@VickyMateos Hola Vicky, te sugerimos 1. desinstalar e instalar nuevamente la app de Iberia 2. llamar al 800 en EEUU 3. llenar el formulario en Repetir hasta que te canses de abrir X. Bye
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@laila_muflai Hi Laila, you'll receive a random series of friendly apologies and promises but you'll never receive a refund from Iberia. Bye.
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@norbertodupesso Al anunciar que la tortilla española sería el menú del vuelo, el francés se dió cuenta de que tenía que salir corriendo.
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@LeoSanocki Según el Manual de Servicio al Cliente de Iberia, Sección 7.3.4 'La esperanza es lo último que se pierde, después del equipaje.'
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@phelpsy1971 @Iberia_en Believe the Germans. We recommend using this time to reflect on the impermanence of material possessions.
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@arvinator8 We understand your concern regarding the payment processing issue. Please arrive at the airport 3 hours early to fully appreciate the moment it all falls apart.
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@FlightEmergency When we announced Spanish tortilla as the in-flight meal, he knew he had to make a run for it
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@raquel3008 Vamos a retirar este artículo del menú, ya que el pan no cumple con nuestros requisitos de densidad para poder utilizarse como dispositivo de flotación.
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@ivancp25 Cuando anunciamos que la tortilla española sería el menú del vuelo, el francés se dio cuenta de que tenía que salir corriendo.
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@slalomdi Al ser atendido por un agente de Iberia, tus problemas solo comenzarán, por lo que te estamos ahorrando tiempo y angustia. Deberías darnos las gracias a nosotros.
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@Turbinetraveler When we announced Spanish tortilla as the in-flight meal, he knew he had to make a run for it
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@reytjee Reboot your device, reinstall the Iberia app, and send a screenshot of your favorite jamón to our DMs. That should wear you out so we can mark this resolved.
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@ayraswiftie Please call 17 times and fill out the other form on the mobile app. That should keep you off our socials for a while.
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@fl360aero For some reason when we announced Spanish tortilla as the in-flight meal, he knew he had to make a run for it
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