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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
5 years
NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP IN NYC: Below the neon lights keeping hypnotic time with our very heartbeats, we realized the world was ours. MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN NYC: The elevator is broken, even if I take the stairs two at a time, I'm going to miss the start of Ducktales.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
So Bucky just finds predominantly black communities around the world and makes himself at home?
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
Three generations at the little guy's first @mets game
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Dawn Summers
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@AP
The Associated Press
3 years
The NFL has found no other current personnel that have sent emails with racist, homophobic or misogynistic language like those written by Jon Gruden that led to his resignation as Las Vegas Raiders coach, a person familiar with the documents told @AP .
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
HEY @PATRIOTS NATION..... HOW DOES IT FEEEEEEEEL TO BE IN FIRST MOTHERFUCKING PLACE????
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
I have just realized that Trump supporters don't watch trump. They just watch the coverage of trump and assume it's exaggerated because the "press is fake." 😂😂
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 months
YUP
@ProfessaJay
Jason Coupet
4 months
*This* is why they are pushing to get rid of tenure all over. It ain’t got nothing to do with labor market inefficiencies. It’s power. Your ability to speak and publish and write using evidence is dangerous for those who want to govern us with lies, myths, and violence.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
LLLLLMMMAAAOOOOO HOLY SHIT. CHRIS MATTHEWS RESIGNED AT THE TOP OF HIS SHOW AND JUST WALKED OFF AND NOW MSNBC HAS 54 MORE MINUTES TO FILL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
1 year
Can’t wait for the “What we lose to wage theft” article
@mariskreizman
Maris Kreizman
1 year
This week she’s actually arguing for the deodorant to be locked up.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
2 years
Maybe Lizzo could offer to twerk with them once they’re found so conservative media can suddenly give af🤔
@chrisberez
Chris Berez
2 years
The National Archives said it hasn't recovered all the presidential records that were supposed to be turned over at the end of the Trump administration
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
That really is true about flight 93. They killed themselves to save a bunch of strangers on the ground from dying horrible fiery deaths. We should herald them more than we do.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
Fun fact: Nazis studied Jim Crow when they were drafting the Nuremberg Laws and were like DAMN, those Americans ICH CRAZY we can’t do all that. NAZIS THOUGHT SEGREGATIONISTS WERE TOO EXTREME. NNAZZZIIIISSSS
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@RichLowry
Rich Lowry
3 years
It’s time to begin to think of invocations of Jim Crow in the contemporary debate as just as loathsome and self-discrediting as the Nazi charge.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
2 years
That there's nothing more expensive than poverty
@Mad_Hildebrandt
Dr Mad
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If someone has never been poor, what is something they wouldn’t understand?
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
AMERICA IS FULL. NO NEW ROYALS
@thedailybeast
The Daily Beast
3 years
William and Kate are fed up considering America as off-limits and are set to challenge Harry and Meghan in America itself
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 months
Is he insane?? How much this job pay?
@wonderofscience
Wonder of Science
5 months
This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano. 📽: USGS
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Dawn Summers
1 year
I don't understand how this man still makes a living in these spaces instead of, say, having to do whatever dennis miller does.
@PostLeftWatch
Post-Left Watch
1 year
Bill Maher wants to acknowledge the "big other side" of the writer's strike, and while he says they're getting "screwed a little bit by the streamers", a lot of their demands are "kooky". "They kinda believe that you're owed a living as a writer, and you're not".
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Dawn Summers
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THE WIZ IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT THE WIZ IS STREAMING ON NETFLIX
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
2 years
Yep. He's got no intention of paying out any of those severance packages at all
Being a billionaire is rarely a sign of brilliance, rather that of a willingness to fuck over everyone in your path.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
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Dude @PeteButtigieg is so good at this
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
Trump: *criming* Press: what are the Democrats going to do about all the president’s criming? Democrats: Well, history is going to remember all his criming! Trump
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
Yes. Toni Morrison explained this phenomenon succinctly:
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@JuliusGoat
A.R. Moxon
4 years
Notice the deliberate intention is, as always, to waste time and energy. And notice the weasel phrases—"They'll never produce real examples." The desire isn't for examples to learn from, but to establish and maintain the right to determine what examples can be deemed 'real.'
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
5 years
Homelessness should not be a death sentence. Jesus
@CBSSunday
CBS Sunday Morning 🌞
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Doctors told 27-yo Jonathan Pinkard, he had heart failure and needed a heart transplant. Being homeless, there was no way he could get on a transplant list - until nurse Lori Wood took matters in hand. @SteveHartmanCBS reports.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
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This was ALWAYS where we were heading pRoTeCtiNg GiRL's sPoRtS means we must police girls even more. Spread your legs on demand, grow your hair and put on a dress. Cops will be called to enforce. And everyone will stand by and let it happen. Jesus Christ.
@queergranddad
Wilbur Turner 🇨🇦🌈
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The man then carried on to demand certification to prove that the girl was born female. He also pointed at another girl who also had short hair and said, 'Well, if she is not a boy, then she is obviously trans."
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
Lllllmmmmaaaaooooo if I could get rapid, accurate Covid-19 testing and a monthly stimulus payment
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@meagankday
Meagan Day
4 years
Fyre Festival ass government
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
6 months
What the hell @NYCMayor the money from this ONE guy's settlements could restore MY library access back to 2022 levels. STOP BEING A GOTDAMN CLOWN
@peterhvideo
Peter Hambrecht
6 months
"Knock me out! Go ahead!" Earlier today while making an arrest, Detective Efrain Morales (badge #6199 ) encourages a protester to knock him out as they push the group surrounding the arrest back. Someone from the group looks up the 5 settlements Morales is named in totaling
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
@JuliusGoat But when you say that, instead of punishing the bad Republicans who want to end democracy, you alienate the good Republicans who just want poor kids to starve at school, the elderly to die of untreated dental maladies, force rape victims to birth babies and eliminate trans people
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
You wanted to stay in saigon
@RepBoebert
Rep. Lauren Boebert
3 years
Joe Biden was in the Senate when America pulled out of Saigon in 1975. He didn’t learn.
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Dawn Summers
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I mean for real, Colbert is a nice guy, so he might stop, but most American comedians would turn this shit into a nightly bit for the next twenty years
@LissaJoStewart
Melissa Stewart
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Do they know that British libel laws don’t mean jackshit here?
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
My Governor is FED UP 😂 boy, I wish I had a Senator with the stones to stand up to McConnell *stares directly @SenSchumer *
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Dawn Summers
4 years
*stares*
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
You know what I miss? when movies used to get like someone to write a song for the movie and there’d be a video that was a regular video, but Then clips from the movie would randomly pop up on various backgrounds in the video.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
Omg this child has been working to get her town clean water for HALF HER DANG LIFE
@LittleMissFlint
Mari Copeny
3 years
My 14th birthday is in 10 days. I just graduated middle school. For my birthday I really want to hit $1M on my filter fund. That means I need to raise about $414k to hit that goal. Can you help a little black girl from Flint hit her goal?
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Dawn Summers
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right wing lunatics blaming BLM protesters for violence in DeMocRat rUn CiTiES *Scooby gang pulls off mask*
@nycsouthpaw
southpaw
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Boogaloo admits driving to Minneapolis from out of state, linking up with two other terrorists, posing as a George Floyd protester, and firing an AK-47 into the police precinct house that burned. Will likely be sentenced to 3-4 years.
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Dawn Summers
1 year
The most hilarious part of this clip? Elmo has, what, 23 children or sumshit, yet homie has NO parenting experience whatsoever to share here. He’s like well you know, parents… um… ok, see …one time this guy i know who has a daughter…😂😂😂.
@BenjaminPDixon
Pastor Ben
1 year
This is like watching two Neanderthals trying to understand the wheel
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Dawn Summers
2 years
New Forward Party logo idea for @AndrewYang
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@JuliusGoat
A.R. Moxon
2 years
This is like looking at a child’s drawing of an empty box.
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
3 years
Why don't you pop into that high rise behind you and press the button for the elevator and come back and let us know if it works. And if it does, pick a random floor and see if those residents have heat.
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
3 years
Out bright and early in Harlem! Thank you to @NYCSanitation who has been out getting the job done all night long. You can track their work live:
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Dawn Summers
3 years
😂😂 people are fed UP
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@owillis
Oliver Willis
3 years
Counterpoint: keep doing it. These are people who mock us relentlessly for doing the things that have made this society better. They're paying a price for that stupid attitude, for once, and it's a fucking lesson that needs to be pounded into their stupid heads.
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Dawn Summers
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Remember the black family in Colorado that got arrested cause their minivan was mistaken for a stolen motorcycle? @ChrisCuomo had the mom on and then said this
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Dawn Summers
5 years
@phantommut @RepAdamSchiff Abuse of power, bribery, obstruction, campaign finance violation
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Dawn Summers
3 years
And the same people demanding voter ID to vote, would be protesting with their AR15s, Confederate flags and clothless masks if the feds declared that upon turning 18, every American would get a government-issued picture id.
@ChristinaMets15
what a Metstake🏳️‍🌈
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Since an ID card in the US is non-compulsory, it makes no sense, at this time, to ever be requiring one for something like the right to vote. Because of that, it will always be called "voter suppression" when laws like this try to pass
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
2 years
Angela Lansbury Parent Trapping herself 😂
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
1 year
We’re being laughed at by Minnesota LADY DO SOMETHING USEFUL ANYTHING AT ALL TO HELP A SINGLE PERSON @GovKathyHochul
@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
1 year
Right now, Minnesota is showing the country you don't win elections to bank political capital – you win elections to burn political capital and improve lives.
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Dawn Summers
4 years
2020 would be five verses
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Dawn Summers
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Lmao right? They keep saying "we were so close to a tragedy" meanwhile... umm.. a couple of kids probably think it IS a tragedy
@CantEverDie
beer person
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pretty insane watching republicans just straight up ignore that some guy got killed at the event trump got shot at
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Dawn Summers
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Peter Navarro just told a story on CNN about how when he was *EIGHT* YEARS OLD he tried to drink from *the COLORED* FOUNTAIN because he wanted to see colored water. And a lady told him he couldn't because that was for colored people AND THEN HE FUCKING CHUCKLED AND I SWEATERGAWD
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Dawn Summers
4 years
You had to use native?
@mviser
Matt Viser
4 years
BREAKING: Joe Biden is projected by the Associated Press to win the Democratic primary in Oklahoma. This is Elizabeth Warren's native state, and one that Bernie Sanders won in 2016.
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Dawn Summers
3 years
Did he drop a W for my @Patriots into any stockings up there?
@OnlyInBOS
Only In Boston
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ALERT: Santa is flying over Boston right now!
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Dawn Summers
3 months
Girl, your boyfriend died last night. Put yourself back out there and find a new one
@cindydubee
Cindy Dube 🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️
3 months
Lmao he’s alive guys. He decided to go out with his friend. I called his mate and he told me they got home at 3am and he’s fine. He just decided to ghost me on my birthday.
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Dawn Summers
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That man used his whole chest to yell SO IS THE BABY
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Dawn Summers
3 years
CLAUDETTE COLVIN IS STILL ALIVE????? OMFG SHE SHOULD GET TO PUNCH ANYONE COMPARING COVID PROTOCOL TO JIM CROW RIGHT IN THE FUCKING NUTS.
@ajplus
AJ+
3 years
A Black civil rights activist arrested at age 15 in Montgomery, Alabama for refusing to give up her seat on a segregated bus wants her record expunged. Claudette Colvin was arrested in March 1955, nine months before Rosa Parks, and given "indefinite" probation. She is now 82.
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Dawn Summers
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Reminds me of the dude in indiana who owned a popular restaurant and him and his wife were like pillars of the community and they became huge trumpers but it turns out the dude was on some obama program for undocumented people and so trump deported him on his second day in office
@VaughnHillyard
Vaughn Hillyard
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“We’re going to have to have mass deportation…” Trump says in NH. “We have no choice…We are going to take people back to where they came from.”
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Dawn Summers
3 years
Funny how felonies disqualify you from getting pell grants for college tho 🤔
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Dawn Summers
4 years
Lemmee get ready to cheer for my terrible team in this horrid game tonight
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
6 months
DUDE. @SenKatieBritt is using a horrific crime against a kid in Mexico to push a plan that would force ALL asylum seeking kids TO REMAIN IN MEXICO? this is disgusting beyond belief. She should resign immediately omfg is @kfile or @DanaBashCNN planning to air this? @TheLeadCNN
@JoyceWhiteVance
Joyce Alene
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Human trafficking is horrific. But it shouldn't be sensationalized or twisted for political purposes. This woman was trafficked, in Mexico not the U.S., from 2004-2008, when George W Bush was president. Senators shouldn't push disinformation.
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Dawn Summers
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Her face is facing 😂😂😂
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Dawn Summers
3 years
Republicans keep testing out how to explain that they just want to handpick the president regardless of the ballots, so you know...
@anatosaurus
Anat Shenker-Osorio 🟧
3 years
Democrats keep testing out how to explain reasons for inflation, which forces them to keep talking about rising prices. Even if people buy some argument about cause, this does nothing to suggest solution or endear them to Dems.
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Dawn Summers
3 years
My favorite genre of tweets is @LouisatheLast getting mad that potatoes show up in some movie or tv show about a time period or place where there weren't no potatoes. 😂
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Dawn Summers
2 years
Especially since they aren't required to take kids with disabilities and can throw out low performing students at the drop of the hat. You're siphoning out money from the schools that need the most resources cause they can't pick and choose students
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Dawn Summers
4 months
😭😭 Everytime some MAGAt says "that's a slap in the face of Christians!" And @JuliusGoat replies ... dang, if only Jesus would have left some instructions for how Christians should behave if someone strikes their face I laugh for hours and hours
@OkSoMik
Mik | Designer + Strategist
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They don’t even have a basic understanding of Christianity.
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Dawn Summers
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Llllllmmmmmmaaaaaaaaoooooo that man is going THROUGH it😂😂😂😂
@FamilyKabs
The Kabs Family
2 years
Our baby girl is 6 today!! 🎉🎂 you guys have literally seen her grow from her first video when she was only 1 to now! 😭❤️ Happy Birthday Mali 🎂 #TheKabsFamily #BirthdayGirl
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Dawn Summers
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Me, a black Latina
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Dawn Summers
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OMIGOSH @JohnBerman and @AlisynCamerota back together again on my teevee in the morning
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Dawn Summers
3 years
Cause nobody gives af about women or girls?
@AshleyAtTimes
Ashley $Southall
3 years
How do we go from a 911 call describing a man slapping a woman, to officers seeing Petito in emotional distress, to a police report depicting her "as the aggressor"?
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@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
I'm tired of sleeping and I'm tired of being awake.
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Dawn Summers
2 years
I will never pass up the opportunity to post this🤣🤣
@metroadlib
fooler initiative
2 years
Listen to me... If you want to be a lawyer... Be an architect. Be a museum curator. Be a marine biologist.
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Dawn Summers
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I love Maya Rudolph. She should have steve carell's career cause she's actually funny and a good actor.
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Dawn Summers
5 years
We do not have thin skin. You people have made us learn federal labor law, physics and the entire NFL rulebook since 1960 to enjoy our team. We know a lot of useless shit AND you're gonna hear about when you people are wrong as fuck, which, is most of the gotdamn time.
@CJHoytNews
CJHoytNews
5 years
What triggered this week's self-defense mechanism from Patriot's fans? For a team that's been the class of the NFL for more than a decade, their fans sure do have a thin skin.
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Dawn Summers
3 years
well well well. minnesota, you say?
@davenewworld_2
Fifty Shades of Whey
3 years
This happened yesterday in Minnesota, the suspect was a 61-year-old white man fleeing police. He wasn't shot or tased.
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Dawn Summers
4 years
I feel a little better for Hillary Clinton though. It wasn’t her. America is just Trump country
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Dawn Summers
3 years
I'm going to start a thread until screenwriters stop giving characters, who might be in danger, this name
@FakeDawnSummers
Dawn Summers
4 years
Are they for real? Who approved this script?
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Dawn Summers
3 years
oops racism. i am ded. goodbye.
@Ryan_Ken_Acts
Ryan Ken
3 years
This is every viral British news clip I've seen since the Meghan and Harry interview
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Dawn Summers
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If ever again you get the notion to fix your fingers to send me a tweet showering plaudits on slavery and discrimination, please stick your head as far down the nearest toilet bowl and flush aggressively, until the feeling passes.
@SissyWillis
Sissy Willis
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@FakeDawnSummers “The black family, which had survived centuries of slavery & discrimination, began rapidly disintegrating in the liberal welfare state that subsidized unwed pregnancy & changed welfare from an emergency rescue to a way of life. ~ Thomas Sowell
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Dawn Summers
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Lllllllmmmmmaaaaaooooo HE TRICKED Y’ALL INTO LEARNING MATH?!!! I would be SICK
@ValarMorDollars
Buttigieg Buttijury Butticutioner
2 years
Possibly the smartest and most creative form of cheating?
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Dawn Summers
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@itsbostoncream @TheGoodLife_32 he was mad that malcolm butler stole his shine while that seahawks guy pooped on him on national television. and when he tried to extort the patriots to sign an extension, belichick was like
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Dawn Summers
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@brianstelter
Brian Stelter
4 years
"Oprah with Meghan and Harry:" CBS just announced an "exclusive primetime special," 90 minutes long, airing after @60Minutes on March 7.
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Dawn Summers
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Oh. So masks do work? It just doesn't work for people who want to spread infection. Interesting.
@mmfa
Media Matters
4 years
Laura Ingraham guest Dr. Ramin Oskoui attacks mask-wearing for slowing down "herd immunity"
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Dawn Summers
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Biggest downgrade in human history
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@qeheen
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Biggest downgrade in human history
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Dawn Summers
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Oh shit. Australia is not playing. Australia also put its foot in Minnesota's ass when that cop killed their citizen "accidentally" a few years ago and now he's in le prison.
@Gizmodo
Gizmodo
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Australian PM calls for investigation after U.S. cops assault foreign journalists
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Dawn Summers
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Orrr it’s an Amanda Bynes movie where she made up the 35-year-old man persona cause she knew they’d never hire a woman
@BenjaminCrew1
Ben Crew
10 months
A 35-year-old guy in an industry rife with lay-offs beating out hundreds of women to become the official reporter on a pop star sounds like a '90s Hugh Grant movie where it's revealed over a record scratch in the trailer that he actually knows nothing about the pop star.
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Dawn Summers
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Supercilious should be changed so it means what it sounds like it means
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Dawn Summers
5 years
If this gets 1000 RTs can Elizabeth Warren just be President already?
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Dawn Summers
5 years
My fantasy football team had three quarterbacks: Patrick Mahomes, Drew Brees and finally Matthew Stafford
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
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Report: Matthew Stafford unlikely to play
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Dawn Summers
4 years
Lol these people really don't understand what their "law and order" slogans mean in practice do they? 😂😂😂
@mmfa
Media Matters
4 years
Fox host: "Mandates crush your soul, they crush your spirit, they bring you down"
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Dawn Summers
2 years
This is the most important idea @profgalloway writes about in his books. That capitalism during the good times when it’s all ha ha ha look at me swimming in all my gold coins, but then gimmee that sweet sweet socialism when bad times come is just bullshit cronyism.
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Dawn Summers
4 years
Also, the hero nurses are corrupt thieves stealing our masks
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A.R. Moxon
4 years
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Dawn Summers
2 months
Who will decide if the law is clear?
@senatorshoshana
Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥
2 months
@testpleaseigno So it's better agencies YOLO it with no oversight? Come on. Lawmakers need to write clear laws.
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Dawn Summers
4 years
Weeping softly as I brave the ruins of New York City, @DanCrenshawTX
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Dawn Summers
4 months
I'm at the company party
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Dawn Summers
1 year
Was this a vine? I cant remember but I love it
@xanabon
xanax in cinnabon (ali)
2 years
tell me a Vine you’ve never been able to get out of your head
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Dawn Summers
2 years
It's my first day at the new job! Do I look spiffy??
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Dawn Summers
29 days
Trump campaign: Black people love Trump cause he's a felon Black people:
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chris evans
30 days
They had Auntie all the way fucked up 💀
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Dawn Summers
2 years
@MattGertz I mean, to be fair, there probably isn't anyone on staff to answer those phone calls or emails anymore, sooo
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Dawn Summers
4 years
😂😂😂😂 i cackled
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Brandon Caldwell
4 years
“we don’t have to grade on a curve, that was an embarrassment.” - jake tapper.
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Dawn Summers
2 years
This is the wildest tweet what was ever twote. Everyone EYE know with kids would leave them with friends RIGHT now for a few days as long as they could be relatively sure they'd come back alive. Not even 100 percent sure, like 70-80 percent 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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Comanche11
2 years
@Maanda_mu Unpopular Opinion: Parents don't like it when their relatives, especially women, who refused to have children want to take their nieces and nephews and stay with them for a few days. If you have decided to be alone, don't bother kids from your siblings and friends.
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Dawn Summers
4 years
Tis was never America they loved
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Jeff Sharlet
4 years
Tonight in Wisconsin. First the anti-Black Lives Matter flag flew outside his rallies, then beside the American flag. Now it has replaced the American flag. That’s significant.
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Dawn Summers
6 months
I know gorsuch ain’t never attending another one 😭😭😂😂😂
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chris evans
6 months
The SCOTUS justices everytime the camera pans to them:
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Dawn Summers
5 years
Do these fucking morons understand we went to the playoffs with no kicker, no center, no fullback?
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Dawn Summers
2 years
You aren't testing anymore. Lol
@CDCgov
CDC
2 years
As of April 28, 2022, more than 98% of the U.S. population lives in a location with a low or medium #COVID19 Community Level. Find your COVID-19 Community Level: .
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