NOVELISTS WRITING ABOUT GROWING UP IN NYC: Below the neon lights keeping hypnotic time with our very heartbeats, we realized the world was ours.
MY ACTUAL CHILDHOOD IN NYC: The elevator is broken, even if I take the stairs two at a time, I'm going to miss the start of Ducktales.
The NFL has found no other current personnel that have sent emails with racist, homophobic or misogynistic language like those written by Jon Gruden that led to his resignation as Las Vegas Raiders coach, a person familiar with the documents told
@AP
.
I have just realized that Trump supporters don't watch trump. They just watch the coverage of trump and assume it's exaggerated because the "press is fake." 😂😂
*This* is why they are pushing to get rid of tenure all over. It ain’t got nothing to do with labor market inefficiencies. It’s power.
Your ability to speak and publish and write using evidence is dangerous for those who want to govern us with lies, myths, and violence.
LLLLLMMMAAAOOOOO HOLY SHIT. CHRIS MATTHEWS RESIGNED AT THE TOP OF HIS SHOW AND JUST WALKED OFF AND NOW MSNBC HAS 54 MORE MINUTES TO FILL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The National Archives said it hasn't recovered all the presidential records that were supposed to be turned over at the end of the Trump administration
That really is true about flight 93. They killed themselves to save a bunch of strangers on the ground from dying horrible fiery deaths. We should herald them more than we do.
Fun fact: Nazis studied Jim Crow when they were drafting the Nuremberg Laws and were like DAMN, those Americans ICH CRAZY we can’t do all that. NAZIS THOUGHT SEGREGATIONISTS WERE TOO EXTREME. NNAZZZIIIISSSS
Bill Maher wants to acknowledge the "big other side" of the writer's strike, and while he says they're getting "screwed a little bit by the streamers", a lot of their demands are "kooky".
"They kinda believe that you're owed a living as a writer, and you're not".
Trump: *criming*
Press: what are the Democrats going to do about all the president’s criming?
Democrats: Well, history is going to remember all his criming!
Trump
Notice the deliberate intention is, as always, to waste time and energy.
And notice the weasel phrases—"They'll never produce real examples."
The desire isn't for examples to learn from, but to establish and maintain the right to determine what examples can be deemed 'real.'
Doctors told 27-yo Jonathan Pinkard, he had heart failure and needed a heart transplant. Being homeless, there was no way he could get on a transplant list - until nurse Lori Wood took matters in hand.
@SteveHartmanCBS
reports.
This was ALWAYS where we were heading pRoTeCtiNg GiRL's sPoRtS means we must police girls even more. Spread your legs on demand, grow your hair and put on a dress. Cops will be called to enforce. And everyone will stand by and let it happen. Jesus Christ.
The man then carried on to demand certification to prove that the girl was born female. He also pointed at another girl who also had short hair and said, 'Well, if she is not a boy, then she is obviously trans."
"Knock me out! Go ahead!"
Earlier today while making an arrest, Detective Efrain Morales (badge
#6199
) encourages a protester to knock him out as they push the group surrounding the arrest back.
Someone from the group looks up the 5 settlements Morales is named in totaling
@JuliusGoat
But when you say that, instead of punishing the bad Republicans who want to end democracy, you alienate the good Republicans who just want poor kids to starve at school, the elderly to die of untreated dental maladies, force rape victims to birth babies and eliminate trans people
I mean for real, Colbert is a nice guy, so he might stop, but most American comedians would turn this shit into a nightly bit for the next twenty years
You know what I miss? when movies used to get like someone to write a song for the movie and there’d be a video that was a regular video, but Then clips from the movie would randomly pop up on various backgrounds in the video.
My 14th birthday is in 10 days.
I just graduated middle school.
For my birthday I really want to hit $1M on my filter fund. That means I need to raise about $414k to hit that goal.
Can you help a little black girl from Flint hit her goal?
Boogaloo admits driving to Minneapolis from out of state, linking up with two other terrorists, posing as a George Floyd protester, and firing an AK-47 into the police precinct house that burned. Will likely be sentenced to 3-4 years.
The most hilarious part of this clip? Elmo has, what, 23 children or sumshit, yet homie has NO parenting experience whatsoever to share here. He’s like well you know, parents… um… ok, see …one time this guy i know who has a daughter…😂😂😂.
Why don't you pop into that high rise behind you and press the button for the elevator and come back and let us know if it works. And if it does, pick a random floor and see if those residents have heat.
Counterpoint: keep doing it. These are people who mock us relentlessly for doing the things that have made this society better. They're paying a price for that stupid attitude, for once, and it's a fucking lesson that needs to be pounded into their stupid heads.
Remember the black family in Colorado that got arrested cause their minivan was mistaken for a stolen motorcycle?
@ChrisCuomo
had the mom on and then said this
And the same people demanding voter ID to vote, would be protesting with their AR15s, Confederate flags and clothless masks if the feds declared that upon turning 18, every American would get a government-issued picture id.
Since an ID card in the US is non-compulsory, it makes no sense, at this time, to ever be requiring one for something like the right to vote. Because of that, it will always be called "voter suppression" when laws like this try to pass
Right now, Minnesota is showing the country you don't win elections to bank political capital – you win elections to burn political capital and improve lives.
Peter Navarro just told a story on CNN about how when he was *EIGHT* YEARS OLD he tried to drink from *the COLORED* FOUNTAIN because he wanted to see colored water. And a lady told him he couldn't because that was for colored people AND THEN HE FUCKING CHUCKLED AND I SWEATERGAWD
BREAKING: Joe Biden is projected by the Associated Press to win the Democratic primary in Oklahoma. This is Elizabeth Warren's native state, and one that Bernie Sanders won in 2016.
Lmao he’s alive guys. He decided to go out with his friend. I called his mate and he told me they got home at 3am and he’s fine. He just decided to ghost me on my birthday.
A Black civil rights activist arrested at age 15 in Montgomery, Alabama for refusing to give up her seat on a segregated bus wants her record expunged.
Claudette Colvin was arrested in March 1955, nine months before Rosa Parks, and given "indefinite" probation. She is now 82.
Reminds me of the dude in indiana who owned a popular restaurant and him and his wife were like pillars of the community and they became huge trumpers but it turns out the dude was on some obama program for undocumented people and so trump deported him on his second day in office
DUDE.
@SenKatieBritt
is using a horrific crime against a kid in Mexico to push a plan that would force ALL asylum seeking kids TO REMAIN IN MEXICO? this is disgusting beyond belief. She should resign immediately omfg is
@kfile
or
@DanaBashCNN
planning to air this?
@TheLeadCNN
Human trafficking is horrific. But it shouldn't be sensationalized or twisted for political purposes. This woman was trafficked, in Mexico not the U.S., from 2004-2008, when George W Bush was president. Senators shouldn't push disinformation.
Democrats keep testing out how to explain reasons for inflation, which forces them to keep talking about rising prices. Even if people buy some argument about cause, this does nothing to suggest solution or endear them to Dems.
My favorite genre of tweets is
@LouisatheLast
getting mad that potatoes show up in some movie or tv show about a time period or place where there weren't no potatoes. 😂
Especially since they aren't required to take kids with disabilities and can throw out low performing students at the drop of the hat. You're siphoning out money from the schools that need the most resources cause they can't pick and choose students
😭😭
Everytime some MAGAt says "that's a slap in the face of Christians!" And
@JuliusGoat
replies ... dang, if only Jesus would have left some instructions for how Christians should behave if someone strikes their face
I laugh for hours and hours
Our baby girl is 6 today!! 🎉🎂 you guys have literally seen her grow from her first video when she was only 1 to now! 😭❤️
Happy Birthday Mali 🎂
#TheKabsFamily
#BirthdayGirl
How do we go from a 911 call describing a man slapping a woman, to officers seeing Petito in emotional distress, to a police report depicting her "as the aggressor"?
We do not have thin skin. You people have made us learn federal labor law, physics and the entire NFL rulebook since 1960 to enjoy our team. We know a lot of useless shit AND you're gonna hear about when you people are wrong as fuck, which, is most of the gotdamn time.
What triggered this week's self-defense mechanism from Patriot's fans? For a team that's been the class of the NFL for more than a decade, their fans sure do have a thin skin.
If ever again you get the notion to fix your fingers to send me a tweet showering plaudits on slavery and discrimination, please stick your head as far down the nearest toilet bowl and flush aggressively, until the feeling passes.
@FakeDawnSummers
“The black family, which had survived centuries of slavery & discrimination, began rapidly disintegrating in the liberal welfare state that subsidized unwed pregnancy & changed welfare from an emergency rescue to a way of life. ~ Thomas Sowell
@itsbostoncream
@TheGoodLife_32
he was mad that malcolm butler stole his shine while that seahawks guy pooped on him on national television. and when he tried to extort the patriots to sign an extension, belichick was like
Oh shit. Australia is not playing.
Australia also put its foot in Minnesota's ass when that cop killed their citizen "accidentally" a few years ago and now he's in le prison.
A 35-year-old guy in an industry rife with lay-offs beating out hundreds of women to become the official reporter on a pop star sounds like a '90s Hugh Grant movie where it's revealed over a record scratch in the trailer that he actually knows nothing about the pop star.
This is the most important idea
@profgalloway
writes about in his books. That capitalism during the good times when it’s all ha ha ha look at me swimming in all my gold coins, but then gimmee that sweet sweet socialism when bad times come is just bullshit cronyism.
This is the wildest tweet what was ever twote. Everyone EYE know with kids would leave them with friends RIGHT now for a few days as long as they could be relatively sure they'd come back alive. Not even 100 percent sure, like 70-80 percent 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
@Maanda_mu
Unpopular Opinion: Parents don't like it when their relatives, especially women, who refused to have children want to take their nieces and nephews and stay with them for a few days. If you have decided to be alone, don't bother kids from your siblings and friends.
Tonight in Wisconsin. First the anti-Black Lives Matter flag flew outside his rallies, then beside the American flag. Now it has replaced the American flag. That’s significant.
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