All admins have taken lethal doses of fentanyl.
“Awesome Kaworu Facts!” is a socio-psychological experiment conducted by the Central Intelligence Agency.
kaworufacts rebrand has commenced. the heathens are being publicly executed in the town square as we speak. please welcome this new, yet familiar age of kaworufacts. the kaworenaissance, if you will.
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Kaworu listened to Twin Fantasy once but decided that it was “too gay” for him. Attached is a picture of Kaworu with his boyfriend.
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whenevber i see this picture of Kaworu i get really happy....i start breathing really hard and my arms flutter around and then my toes do special dances on the floor below me and i start screaming....
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He was a clean-up hitter for the Atlanta Braves baseball team. His batting average was .533! Unfortunately his career came to a sudden stop when he was kicked off the team for running over 37 Cambodian children with a Ford F-150.
oh noes. I have become Plushie. my entire physiology has been replaced with Polystyrene Bean Bag Filling. rei ayanami please emancipate me from this restricting fibrous form.
Awesome Shinji Fact: Shinji is currently locked up in Asukas basement if only an angelic white haired man would come save him and like carry him away or something lol haha
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Kaworu lost his job as an elevator operator in 1956. His reckless conduct caused his elevator to crash, killing the 3 occupants--a single mother with her school-aged children. Jobless and without money, he was subsequently evicted from his Chicago home.
Its actually wild that there was a previous group of eva fact accounts well before any of the current ones
Its like where on a repeating cycle forced to go through this again and again until our happy ending is achieve
A cycle of death & rebirth
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Shut up. I’m begging you all. Shut the fuck up. I’ve had enough. My head hurts. My ears are splitting open. I can’t take it anymore. I am suffering as I write this very tweet. Nobody can save me now. Not even Kaworu.
Found footage shows escaped prisoner Kaworu Nagisa taunting the Japanese law enforcement.
This is the last known recording of him before all information on him seemingly stopped.
Dear white men.
You’re fucked.
You’re being replaced because none of you have children.
Even those of you bitching about the replacement online like little girls don’t find the gumption to fuck.
I see white men bragging about having 5 kids as if it’s an achievement. lol.
After his numerous runaways and jailbreaks, Kaworu Nagisa has been located in the east of Romania. The Japanese Police Department and the Japanese Counter Terrorism Department is negotiating with Romanian Forces to pint point his location. News on his case will be broadcasted.
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This image incited civil unrest in Uganda which quickly accelerated into a full-fledged race war. This resulted in 250,000 casualties and complete reformation of the Ugandan regime.
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Textbooks won't teach you this, but Kaworu is the one man responsible for the executions of fourteen women and five men accused of witchcraft in Salem, Massachusetts.
Don't believe me? Then explain this, liberals. That's right, you can't.