It's waffle,not wæffle
@FabulousVader
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Healer, queer, alcoholic, sometimes a whore. 💉👨🏽⚕️🌈🍷🍺
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Drop the last picture in your gallery no matter how weird it is.
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If you're in this list, don't be a punde by screenshoting it and spread it like how you spread your legs.
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Tengok Salib masuk Kristian
Belajar Jawi masuk Islam
Tengok CNY deco jadi Chinese.
So gullible. Patutlah ramai jadi bodoh tengok perkara bodoh macam ini.
Aduan Ibubapa SMK Pusat Bandar Puchong 1 berkaitan perhiasan perayaan CNY yang menyakitkan mata dan bertentangan dengan Perlembagaan
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Climaxing is easy, finding the right video is hard.
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Half of twitter users are horny, while the other half are suicidal.
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Pennywise watching you hoes swallow more kids than him
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Ni satu lagi 'LGBT bala' activist. Honey I lost count of how many girls come to us asking for abortion pills and STD meds cuz terlanjur with bf everyday. Buang bayi merata2 tak kira undang bala cuz hetero sex is ISO-approved by God. 🙄
What? better terus berubah tak payah SEX & GAY. Sex haram jadah la. Sebab perbuatan tekutuk mcm ni orang lain pun kena tempias bala yg Allah turunkan nanti.. Jgn ckp sbb naluri ko tu. Sendiri boleh ubah! NAK DGN TAK NAK JE!
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Once upon a time..
My friend: Not all Muslims are bad. Only some are lost, and its painting bad image on the entire religion.
Me: Can you say the same about Jews?
Him: No. They're bad. Somehow, they're all bad.
Me: Have you ever met a Jew?
Him: No but they're all bad.
Dukacita dimaklumkan bahawa taik ini masih mengkotorkan rak buku rujukan islamiyyah di KLIA. Peluang memikat hati pelawat antarabangsa di sia-siakan sambil bencian dan fitnah disemai.
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1) 'Gemuk air' is water retention, when either your liver, heart or kidneys are impaired. Go see a doctor.
2) Gemuk toxin isn't a thing. Your liver and kidneys detoxify your body 24/7.
3) Gemuk angin? Like that means all float like that aunt in Prisoner of Azkaban la.
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Always remember:
Greet people in emails
Look in the eye while shaking hands
Pee after sex
Sneeze into your elbow
Use a deodorant
Brush your tongue
Flavoured condoms are only for oral sex
Don't microwave styrofoams
Silent your phone in meetings/interviews/dates
Don't be stupid
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Nakd
Impulsively shaved off my body and downstairs now I feel like a baby
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Think I prefer this stubble look on my chest than the usual tropical rainforest.
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Twinks be retweeting this for the clout but have “slim fit/muscular only” in their bio.
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Was leading on my cousin for few days and tadaaa...!
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You know what's sexy? Thanking your waiter for serving you and apologizing to the cleaner before walking on the path they just moped. Your 7 inches can go up your ass if you don't know how to treat them with respect.
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Aaaanddd? What's your point. Better than you heteros corncake in the car and litter your fetuses everywhere.
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So my bitch of a friend gave me these for my birthday. But thanks. ♥
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Today's topic on "How Homophobes Can't Just Mind Their Own Businesses"
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Just saw a Malay boy came in with fever. 20yo, twunky, right ear pierced and tattoo on his neck. Ngl I found it hot 😍
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This song has everything. Amazing expression, graceful choreography, the setting is a work of art, and
@shreyaghoshal
's voice soulful voice. 😍
#deewanimastani
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Hickeys mean I own you..until your mother sees it, then you just fell and hit your neck.
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That looks sooo....unhealthy
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Prefer weekends actually
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"No Indian except if you're good looking"
Bro just go fuck yourself.
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Option A. Say what you wanna say, option A is the right thing to do.
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There's something about Sabahan/Sarawakian boys. They're cute af
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So I've this workplace crush, straight as an arrow as sadly. Hate it when he does this urgh.
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Unless you're pregnant, disabled or elderly, tf you're getting my seat. You're not insinuating that women are the weaker gender, aren't you?
A true gentleman would offer his seat to those standing ladies
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This guy be looking pretty af when he's drunk while I look like a raccoon scavenging trashbin in the streets of Jalan Telawi @ 4am.
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I treat my body like a temple.
Open to public. Day and night.
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You think Indians are good in maths?? The only math we are good in is the one we do to calculate how much per person at the club.
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Cuz it’s Thursday
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Not married guys adding me and sliding into my DMs after I post thirst traps. How’s wife and kids?
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I just want to look good naked
Before heading to the gym, ask yourself this. You want your dream body or you want to lift heavier ?
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There are at least 10 of my mutuals whom I wanna fuck.
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If I walk into a guy's house and he has like 50 plants, I know he's a keeper because he's already taking care of a bunch of useless fucks so what's one more.
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Because private sector employees don't have the 'minum pagi, smoke breaks, lepak kat pantry, tea time, 2-hour lunch' culture. No show means no pay.
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You guys don't give a shit about child marriages and rape. Swingers exist and you lose your minds. At least it's consensual, if you know what it means lah
Jumpa group ni. Aku macam curious lah kan apa maksud tukar tu? Aku pun cuba bukak.
Satu private group, lagi satu public. So aku tgk yg public.
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Today I discovered a place in the hospital where you can hookup without being interrupted or caught by anyone.
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A bl*wj*b is much more sensual and romantic than any form of penetrative s*x. There you go, I said it.
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If someone sends you nudes, don't be a fucking cunt and post it publicly. They might have trusted you or was just horny, you have no reason nor justification to publish it. Why, because no one would take a second look at you/your junk is it that you have to use others'?
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If you see me in public, just say hi je. I don’t bite (unnecessarily)
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When someone tells me that my nudes have been leaked:
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Jumpa gambar ex while cleaning up wallet. He deserved better.
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What's the weirdest compliment you've gotten during/after sex?
Mine: Your dick smells good and your cum is sweet.
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