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I AM NOT BRIAN BRANCH

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Matt Stafford married the woman who cheated on him with this guy btw
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Matthew Stafford and Travis Hunter on TV at the same time
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This guy is gonna get a gm fired
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We're gonna kick you in the teeth, alright? And when you punch us back, we're gonna smile at you. And when you knock us down, we're gonna get up. And on the way up, we're gonna bite the kneecap off, alright? And we're gonna stand up. And then it's gonna take two more shots to.
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No o line no wr we might be witnessing this generation’s Matt stafford.
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Sam Laporta now that tackling tight ends is illegal
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This is how we won
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What is your favorite Patrick Mahomes play?
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Aaron Glenn deserves the credit here.
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5 INTs and a W, Ben Johnson is a madden user vs CPUs.
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OH NO VICTOR WEMBANYAMA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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7-1 and help is on the way
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Imagine if lions haters watched this era of football
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This woman changed my franchise cause of this
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Brett Kollmann
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The largest competitive advantage in sports is having an owner that just writes checks and goes away.
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I’m gonna celebrate when this senile mf ends up on the Epstein list.
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“The refs couldn’t have called a better and more fair game, I’m really pleased with how they called this”
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I’m legit in disbelief that we won that game our defense played the best half of football I’ve seen in a while.
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Nvm I hope that franchise goes 30 straight years without winning a division.
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Seattle kept us out of the playoffs in 2022 but all will be forgiven if they can win these
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26 losses in a row but the owner gives back to the community
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We just reached an nfc title game with Cam Sutton as cb1.
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Terrion Arnold as CB1?
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NFL CB rankings
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This call got us penei Sewell.
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Possibly worst call I have ever seen
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10 months
Every sports fan got that one game that made them suicidal.
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Mfs on this app sensitive cause Kerby Joseph don’t like the guy who called him “dirty as fuck”.
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Chelsea
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@JKERB25 😂
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You already got knocked out bum
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I doubt it 😂.
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@jalenreagors
garrett
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Reminding the TL that this is the best safety in football.
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Seattle kept us out of the playoffs in 2022 but all will be forgiven if they can win these
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January 28th 2024 was the worst day of my life.
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𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺
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yall ever cried over a sports game ?.
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@hcf_m2h
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“Why yes I’m Dan Campbell and my team goes for it on 4th down when we’re up 35-6”
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Both first round exits
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Kurt Benkert
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The Lions will not win a Super Bowl playing like this. Vikings / Packers are the teams to beat. Potentially the Eagles.
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Demon back this week
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He had more tds than the pistons have wins.
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Dread it, run from it, destiny still arrives
@SoftlyAugust
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Shoutout burrow and saquon for saving us from “mvp finalist jared goff”.
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We really are gonna have to win out to get the 1 seed man wtf.
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Do I need to pull up game tape.
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C.J. Gardner-Johnson
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When we talk about top safeties, be sure to mention me! Too much disrespect out there, we’re in a productivity league so if that’s the case look deeply into this “statistics”.
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We could be getting this demon today
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Fox news when they hear Rachel Nichols is a free agent
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They’ve forgotten about you 32. They say you are no longer the best corner from your class 32. They calling you overrated 32. They say you can’t hold Godwin 32. How will you respond 32? 🥷
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Seen a lot of crazy takes about Jahmyr Gibbs in the past but this one might be the worst ever💀💀
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You like children fat fuck.
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Purple FTW! Podcast
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NFL power rankings post draft.1. Chiefs.2. Lions.3. 49ers.4. Texans.5. Bengals.6. Ravens.7. Eagles.8. Packers.9. Rams.10. Bears.11. Bills.12. Jets.13. Cowboys.14. Browns.15. Steelers.16. Seahawks.17. Colts.18. Jaguars.19. Dolphins.20. Bucs.21. Vikings.22. Falcons.23. Chargers.24.
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JJ has yet to win a game where Kerby plays a defensive snap.
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Some of these family guy sports edits are insane man.
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wtf is a “DJ Moore”
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These mfs were celebrating our injuries all year man I hope they get what’s coming to them
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Yesterday was fun
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🐐🐐🐐
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Texans fans are extra salty today.
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First he gotta be better than josh Reynolds
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A pretty consensus takes outside of the slums of Detroit.
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Kerby had more catches than Deebo Samuel tonight
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Terrion doing this playing press man every play.
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The 33rd Team
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No Fly Zone 🚫
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📍 Detroit, Michigan
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They calling you overrated 14. They say you’re a slot merchant 14. They say you’re not a real wr1 14. They saying you a fake all pro 14. They calling you slant boy jr 14. How will you respond 14🥷.
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Worst part about that game is that I can’t see this play without wanting to off myself
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Guy in his 40s getting an autograph from a high school student
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😲So, my daughter goes to Belleville High School, and she pulled some strings and got me this Bryce Underwood autograph for Christmas! 😬
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PAOLO BANCHERO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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Two firsts, 2026 third and Goff
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If he can come back from that injury this season he’s a robot man.
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Aidan Hutchinson via IG:
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They’ve forgotten about you 16. They left you to die here 16. They say you are no longer THE franchise quarterback 16. They said you were the problem 16. They won the Super Bowl without you 16. How will you respond 16? 🥷
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Is it crazy to say I got more confidence in Jamo becoming a star than Cade
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Underdog story starts today
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We break the curse tomorrow
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Jamo as a punt returner
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Dave Fipp said there have been 2 players begging to go back and be punt returners since Kalif's injury: . Jameson Williams and Terrion Arnold.
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Had to Let off some steam
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NBA needs to learn its place
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lol
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@jaredgoffsbulge Jamo wouldn’t even make our roster. This guy sucks 🤣
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It’s revenge week
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Cade Cunningham’s off-season Vs Jalen Green’s off-season
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Donovan Mitchell when he’s guarded by Paul George
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Aight bet, belt time coming
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We never writing back
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wtf is a “Tucker Kraft”
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looking forward to Tucker Kraft dragging Kerby Joseph across the field all night long.
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This what lions fans look like watching the Super Bowl
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@AB84 @CtespnN He’s gonna see them black SUV’s soon.
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@JulianBrandt You never seen the clip.
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I want this shirt
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Colorado trying to make Ashton Jeanty look regular by letting opponents put up similar numbers to him
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Justin Herbert is so clearly better.
@the_det_times
𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰
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TRUE or FALSE: Jared Goff is a better QB than Justin Herbert. #OnePride
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This is who we’re taking at 5💀💀
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Gameday
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Shock the world
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Mf like me would’ve recognized him immediately
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Nooticer
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My demon tight end
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McKinney against real teams
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Lions have the best record in the NFL
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