@FPLCorrigan
BEAUTIFUL!
in 2018 I was hoping my son would be born so I could have the world cup off, he was born 2 days before the semis and England got knocked out
Doc: Afternoon Adama, if you could just roll your slee-
Traore: Take my shirt off?
Doc: No, you dont need to take it off you can jus-
Traore: "I'm gonna take it off"
The Gabriel leak scenario is frustrating
It's like last season when I basically wasted my benchboost because I missed leaks whilst on a flight
It's like you get punished for having a life and not commiting every second to FPL. Doesnt feel fair
@UtdPlug
I think the right thing to do would be to retrospectively apply points deductions specifically to the 11/12, 17/18 and 20/21 seasons aswell as added punishment. That's just 3 totally random seasons I chose
@MarcusRashford
@England
This is my man, Oliver. Just turned 3. Youre his idol, youre all he ever talks about with football. Every game is just "where Rashy, where Rashy"
You think he feels you let him down? Not a chance. As a parent, I cant think of a single person I'd be prouder to be his hero
Everyone in the comments defending him because of his religion? Well here he is wearing the sponsors of an alcoholic drink company and a betting site
Just feels like homophobia to me 🤷♂️
@fesshole
I bet when he first bought the chastity cage thing, he thought to himself, wow imagine how embarrassing it would be to die in this thing, god I hope that doesnt happen
Just been done shoplifting from Tesco
Police turned up and I said to the officer, I know it's bad but racism is worse. Which he agreed so he let me off
We may not have signed a striker but we just conned our biggest rival into signing a 36 year old for €20m + add ons and paying him €30m net a year.
Another massive win for my club. Been there before.
DONE DEAL: Sources are telling me that paperwork in place and formal notices have been submitted today and Fiancée will move ➡ Wife in September this year. Been in the works for over 18 months with delays related to Covid.
Here we go 🤝 Confirmed
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@bbc5live
@5liveSport
"And that's when the horse said to me: it's the bloody woke lefties fault this. That incredibly dangerous race you forced me to compete in or that shotgun you're holding are completely & totally unrelated to my untimely demise. Your conscience is clear"
Ryan Giggs & David Beckham once tried to pull fast one on Peter Schmeichel by both taking a free kick simultaneously
What do you think
@OfficialFPL
would do in this situation if it went in? 🤔
#FPL
#MUFC
@JayMotty
First, the Daily Mail break the news that he eats food, then they break the news he has hair and now we're told he is the sort of person with an anus?
How can the club expect us to back this man? Dsigraceful
#tenHagOUT
@FPL__Raptor
I think its a bid to help keep people engaged for longer. If you forget about your team for a few weeks its not like season over, you can come back and make big changes. It's not essentially game over
@OfficialFPL
Yes. Rashford is 100% on penalty duty now. No more points from penalties, I recommend everyone who owns him sells him and gets Rashford at a lower price.
It's basically pointless owning Fernandes now. Get rid
I'm pretty sure KDB is going to be rested this week. Surprised if he's even on the bench*
*This assumption is based on nothing other than the fact I don't have him and I'm scared. I am saying this just to make myself feel better, in reality I don't have a clue.
@Andy__Bullock
@PatBuckingham
@GaryLineker
Gary really has embarrassed himself here. Imagine driving an electric vehicle without first ensuring the nations electricity is entirely produced with renewables. What a knob 😂
@fesshole
I totally agree with this energy
I refuse to acknowledge anything my other half shouts through the house or across the garden ect. My 4yo Son said "Do her legs not work or something" the other day, something he clearly got from me muttering under my breath
@MarcusRashford
@England
Dont you dare think you let anyone down. Were all so proud of you and everything you've done. It's just a bump in the road
Marcus Rashford, The pride of Manchester
Thank you everyone for your kind words, really touched
We're just glad to be safe and sound. Crossing our fingers to hopefully hear the house was empty.
I'll remember that noise for the rest of my life. It was undescribable.
Sleep tight everyone. Peace ✌
SCOUT: Fernandes (£8.0m) gets his first start for Man Utd, and already has over 100,000 owners
He has the 2nd most transfers in of any player in the last 24 hours!
#MUNWOL
#FPL
I dont care what anyone says Martin Brundle's gridwalk is one of the highlights of F1. It'd be like taking freekicks away from football
The choatic energy is just what I live for. He went from chatting to Tom Cruise to some random bloke out on a 50th do 😂
𝑀𝑎𝑛 𝑈𝑡𝑑 𝑃𝑒𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑇ℎ𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑
A year ago
#FPL
twitter was rife with "the number of pens united get is unsustainable". I argued not only is it sustainable, but explainable.
So I've taken a look. Gonna be a
@OfficialFPL
𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑡 after this, It's interesting
The number of penalties Man Utd get is no accident. Other than the one against Villa, there isnt one I can think of that wasnt the right decision.
United have 3 quick tricky forwards, that first thought is to get in the box. Challenges come in late, they get tripped
Personally, if I was Sancho, I'd be turning up to training half an hour early, going straight to Ten Hags office and saying start me in Antony's place and I promise categorically, I will not let you down
Then work my arse off all week in training, be the first one in & last out